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..probably wrong place for this, but if it isn't an end-times sign..nothing is.....I did not see it myself..but I was told that they actually joined hands and prayed to Satan!!!!!...did anyone actually see this~~??

Deborah 55, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [10/7/2009 4:01:50 PM]
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Efrain

Context plz?

10/7/2009 4:04:28 PM

LDM

When you're obsessed with something, you see signs of it everywhere.

10/7/2009 4:08:12 PM

The Mu

YO DEBORAH55, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST SATANIC RITUALS OF ALL TIME

OF ALL TIME

(@1... this fundie is talking about the VMA awards)

10/7/2009 4:11:00 PM

Efrain

Ah. :3 WOuldn't know.

10/7/2009 4:12:46 PM

RavenWood

You guys think everything is a sign of the endtimes...

10/7/2009 4:20:50 PM

No One

Remember, everything Jack Black says should be taken seriously!

10/7/2009 4:24:31 PM

arcturus

Here's a sneaky tip:

Satanists are mental. Satan doesn't exist, and satanic rituals usually involve atheists combining symbolism with sex to piss you off.

Eventually they grow out of it, and yet, you will never grow out of christianity.

Footnote: my spell checker actually thinks that the noun "christianity" should be spelt with a capital letter. Jesus (proper noun) Christ (debatable)

10/7/2009 4:33:49 PM

werewolf

No!

10/7/2009 4:38:38 PM



No the muslims did not come together and pray to Satan.

10/7/2009 5:02:55 PM

Old Viking

Hearsay is not admissable. Neither is an IQ that matches the ambient temperature.

10/7/2009 5:03:11 PM

Doctor Whom

If you didn't see it yourself, then siddown and shaddap. You wouldn't want to bear false witness, would you? On second thought, of course you would.

10/7/2009 5:05:02 PM



No context. I figured Debbie here was talking about Obama again.

Apparently she is talking about the VMA awards? Oh yea, ok I can agree with that. They are pretty Satanic....and boring.

10/7/2009 5:07:44 PM

louislois

It was probably kids writing letters to Santa, and you misheard it as "Satan".

I swear you fundies are more obsessed with Satan than you are with your lord and savior, Jebus.

10/7/2009 5:09:19 PM

Philbert McAdamia

@ arcturus
Eventually they grow out of it, and yet, you will never grow out of christianity.


Spinster: "Why...you're [i/drunk![/i]"

W.C. Fields: "Yes, but I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy the rest of your life."


Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is terminal.

10/7/2009 5:11:14 PM

Elia

Seeing Jesus in your oatmeal would be a sign of the end times for you. I'm not inclined to take you seriously.

10/7/2009 5:12:44 PM

Nowonmai

Lay off the sterno, Deb. You're hallucinating and need to detox.

10/7/2009 5:16:19 PM

CaptainNemo

What the crazy bitch is refering to is Jack Black fake prayer to Satan. If you have an ounce of brain in your head, you know he was just being... well... Jack Black.

10/7/2009 5:17:12 PM

TheDoc

Rapture's just around the corner, I'm sure.

10/7/2009 5:45:09 PM

Berny

"Old Viking - Hearsay is not admissible. Neither is an IQ that matches the ambient temperature."

I've often thought that Rapture Ready was full of people with room temperature IQs and I live in Canada where we use metric and my house stays at a balmy 21°C.

10/7/2009 5:53:51 PM



Tom S. Fox

"...if it isn't an end-times sign..nothing is..."

Unintentionally saying something sensible award!

10/7/2009 6:15:47 PM

Doubting Thomas

Feh... if a Rapture Retard's dog farts they think it's a sign of the end times. If I were a psychologist I could get rich studying people like this who are not only so obsessed with the end of the world, but hopeful to see it take place.

10/7/2009 6:36:27 PM

GodotIsWaiting4U

Jack Black was JOKING. He did it to piss you guys off. And whaddaya know, it worked.

10/7/2009 7:15:14 PM

Painful

@ arcturus - Actually, "Christ" is a title, like Lord, so it really should be capitalized. Though, I've hardly ever heard a believer say "Jesus the Christ" as would be proper.

Christianity is a movement, as they claim it is not a religion, so no caps there unless it begins a sentence as it does here. IMHO :)

10/7/2009 8:04:36 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

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10/7/2009 8:18:47 PM

Eden

...did anyone actually see this~~??

Nope and I assume the people who told you this story also didn´t see it with their own eyes ;)

10/7/2009 9:29:48 PM

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