..probably wrong place for this, but if it isn't an end-times sign..nothing is.....I did not see it myself..but I was told that they actually joined hands and prayed to Satan!!!!!...did anyone actually see this~~??
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YO DEBORAH55, I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST SATANIC RITUALS OF ALL TIME
OF ALL TIME
(@1... this fundie is talking about the VMA awards)
Here's a sneaky tip:
Satanists are mental. Satan doesn't exist, and satanic rituals usually involve atheists combining symbolism with sex to piss you off.
Eventually they grow out of it, and yet, you will never grow out of christianity.
Footnote: my spell checker actually thinks that the noun "christianity" should be spelt with a capital letter. Jesus (proper noun) Christ (debatable)
If you didn't see it yourself, then siddown and shaddap. You wouldn't want to bear false witness, would you? On second thought, of course you would.
No context. I figured Debbie here was talking about Obama again.
Apparently she is talking about the VMA awards? Oh yea, ok I can agree with that. They are pretty Satanic....and boring.
It was probably kids writing letters to Santa, and you misheard it as "Satan".
I swear you fundies are more obsessed with Satan than you are with your lord and savior, Jebus.
@ arcturus
Eventually they grow out of it, and yet, you will never grow out of christianity.
Spinster: "Why...you're [i/drunk!"
W.C. Fields: "Yes, but I'll be sober tomorrow and you'll be crazy the rest of your life."
Ignorance can be cured. Stupidity is terminal.
"Old Viking - Hearsay is not admissible. Neither is an IQ that matches the ambient temperature."
I've often thought that Rapture Ready was full of people with room temperature IQs and I live in Canada where we use metric and my house stays at a balmy 21°C.
@ arcturus - Actually, "Christ" is a title, like Lord, so it really should be capitalized. Though, I've hardly ever heard a believer say "Jesus the Christ" as would be proper.
Christianity is a movement, as they claim it is not a religion, so no caps there unless it begins a sentence as it does here. IMHO :)
"I didn't see it myself, but...."
Yeah - that's how you spread your shit - and ensure it gets piled higher and deeper.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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