Your professor may be just the type of scientist that the devil uses to decieve others.
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And that's why God combats the power of deceptive, Devil influenced scientists who have reproducible, peer-reviewed studies of the natural world on their side with...um...preachers and guys on the internet.
Seriously, why does Satan always seem to have such an upper hand according to you people?
In the strident voice of Jeff Foxworthy
If he's going to draw a pentagram on the board and speak of sexy Satan
"Your professor may be just the type of scientist that the devil uses to decieve others."
If he has to grind down his horns and smells of brimstone
"Your professor may be just the type of scientist that the devil uses to decieve others."
if he refers to the female students as "meaty playthings" who need to service him
"Your professor may be just the type of scientist that the devil uses to decieve others."
OK that last one's not Satanic
"Your professor may be just the type of scientist that the devil uses to decieve others."
Are you prepared to repeat that in court? Otherwise, [citation needed].
Besides, you're just scared that said professors know infinitely more than you. Certainly enough to debate you - and your 'beliefs' - into the ground, thus exposing the insanity of such, annihilating your 'faith' and your insane adherence to such completely.
It's the only reason why, say, Pat Robertson has never dared to go up against the likes of Richard Dawkins at the Oxford or Cambridge Debating Societies, especially if it was televised worldwide.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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