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Ok I see a lot of no's here. Guess what I meant was IS GOD USING OBAMA TO SPEED THINGS UP. I should not have said whether Obama knows he is or not. I feel satan is using this man as POTUS to makes things move faster.

1. Throws Israel under the bus
2. Sides more with the Muslims than his own country
3. Believes in one world Government
4. Destroying the currency of the Dollar to go to one world currency
5. Believes in a one world Religion
6. Giving homosexuals more rights
7. Believes in abortion even if it's after birth
8. Believes this global warming hoax
9. Passing the hate crime so Christians are thrown in jail for this, not agreeing with this lifestyle.

I am sure many can add to this, but the reason for the poll was that GOD is using him to speed things up. I believe we are in the end times. Heck things that would have been tin foil are no longer strange anymore.

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old comment by Funnyguts

1. Obama has bent over backwards for Netanyahu and has backed off on some of the things he hoped Israel would stop doing to the Palestinians.
2. Treating them kindly isn't siding with them over us. Not to mention that we Americans are not just Christians, no matter how much you think so.
3. No.
4. No.
5. Huh? First, isn't that what you want? Second, where did you come up with that? All the other things at least are crap you guys say all the time anyway.
6. That's what he says, at least. Not so much with the doing on this one.
7. No. Obama's come out against partial-birth and third trimester abortions overall (the asshole.)
8. zzzzzzzzzz
9. If you show your disagreement by beating lbgtq-other-letters people up, then fuck off.

old comment by John

Destroying the currency of the Dollar to go to one world currency

No, that would be Reagan and Dubya, who cut taxes to buy votes with our own money. The national debt was about a trillion dollars at the start of the Reagan presidency. It quadrupled after the Reagan tax cuts. It doubled again after the Bush tax cuts. It was just under $11 trillion when Bush left office. Over 90% of the run-up in national debt since WW2 has happened under Republican presidents. This isn't by chance; it's a deliberate Republican economic policy. The only thing that keeps the dollar from massive devaluation is borrowing money from the Chinese, Japanese and Indians, and selling them our farm land, buildings and factories.

old comment by GigaGuess

1. Throws Israel under the bus
Okay, so once Israel fulfils your prophecies, will they be coming to heaven, too? I mean, them being Jewish and all (by and large, anyways.)

2. Sides more with the Muslims than his own country
Oh?

3. Believes in one world Government
Really now?

4. Destroying the currency of the Dollar to go to one world currency
Citation?

5. Believes in a one world Religion
Proof?

6. Giving homosexuals more rights
Heavens! he wants to do something OTHER than stuff homosexuals back into the closet, and treat them like something that crawled out of the sewers?! EVIL!

7. Believes in abortion even if it's after birth
Abortion after birth is about the same as being pregnant after birth. Doesn't work that way. Not even touching the fact that this is blatant lies.

8. Believes this global warming hoax
Don't know if it's true or not myself, but since you guys are so terribly fond of a certain wager, let me propose this. You try and curb your habits, and conserve a bit, and Golbal Warming is a fallacy, what have you lost? You don't, and it's true, then what...? Oh, wait, I forgot, you're the spoiled kids who crash their Daddy's car, and then demand he gets you a new one. I forgot.

9. Passing the hate crime so Christians are thrown in jail for this, not agreeing with this lifestyle.
Nnnno, it's when you're inciting violence or harassing those of "that lifestyle" that it's a hate crime. Disagree with how I live. Tell your congregation I'm hellboumd. But yammer in my ear, or tell your congregation to hasten my demise into hell...that's when it crosses the line.

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I believe they get this "abortion after birth" bullshit from a bill Obama voted against when he was in the Illinois legislature, which the right-wing lied about and misconstrued during the election to stir the fundies into a frenzy and try to derail Obama's campaign.

As I understand it, there was an abortion-rights-limiting bill that a fundie legislator was trying to push through Illinois senate which included a provision requiring mandatory medical care for any aborted fetus that should by some freakish chance survive the procedure. It also stripped the parents of any such infant of the right to dictate the child's medical care, and other intrusive measures.

Obama voted against the bill because the state already has a law in place requiring a second doctor to be present at late term abortion procedures in case the infant should survive and require treatment. He knew the bill was a Trojan Horse, intended to limit women's access to abortion and parental rights, with the medical- care-for-fetuses thrown in as emotional manipulation to gain public support for the bill, given that most people were not aware that such care was already mandated under existing law.

As we can see, it worked beautifully; the fundies are still salivating over that one.

old comment by Orion

"1. Throws Israel under the bus"

Just because he doesn't instantly give whiny Israel everything it wants is not "throwing them under a bus".

"2. Sides more with the Muslims than his own country"

Which is why the overwhelming majority of US armed forces are committed to combat against Muslims in the Middle East and Obama is considering sending even more troops to shoot the scary Muslims? Just because he tried diplomacy with other Muslim nations instead of "Bombing The Fucking Shit Out Of Sand Niggers" (copyright Bush Presidency 2001) means he sides with them? Fuck no.

"3. Believes in one world Government "

Never actually understood what would be wrong with this. But no, not true.

"4. Destroying the currency of the Dollar to go to one world currency"

The US Dollar was already on its way to being the one world currency before it crashed in 2008. So if what you said is true then Obama averted the horror of one world currency. But it's not true, the value of the US dollar with have little influence on the introduction of a singular world currency if indeed it ever occurs.

"5. Believes in a one world Religion"

Him and every other Christian.

"6. Giving homosexuals more rights"

THE UNMITIGATED HORROR!

"7. Believes in abortion even if it's after birth"

Logic fail.

"8. Believes this global warming hoax"

Keep believing it's a hoax, it's the only way all you slick westerners can justify your petrol cars, coal power plants, oil fueled fortunes and wasteful lifestyles. (However I'm a total hypocrite cos I do all that and I believe in anthropogenic climate change, least I'm honest about it tho).

"9. Passing the hate crime so Christians are thrown in jail for this, not agreeing with this lifestyle."

Fundie redefinition of "Not agreeing with a lifestyle":
1. Railing against said lifestyle in all mediums available and violently attacking those of said lifestyle.
2. Condemning those of said lifestyle to hell and trying to send them there as fast as they can.
3. Killing people of said lifestyle in the vain hope of supressing it.

"I believe we are in the end times."

Wow. Big fucking surprise.

"Heck things that would have been tin foil are no longer strange anymore."

Now they're just tin foil.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"GOD is using him to speed things up"

And yet, you demonise Obama? (pun may or may not be intended), If anything, if as you claim he's 'speeding up the (C)Rapture', you should be praising him & his efforts to the skies. But then, as I always say...

Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie.

Besides, I think Obama is the least of your problems, re, the 'End Times', 'Tribulation', 'Armageddon' etc. Seeing as the Czech Republic (the least religious country in Europe, according to studies & polls by the EU) recently signed the Lisbon Treaty (they being the last country to do so; now the way's clear for the formation of a European Superstate), and our ex-Prime Minister Tony Blair's almost a cert to become EU president. He's charismatic, persuasive, a good public speaker, an ex-Protestant who converted to Catholicism, could potentially wield great power...

>:D

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