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Climate Change is a religion and it's holy sacrament is Abortion.

4timedad, Rapture Ready 160 Comments [11/18/2009 9:45:50 AM]
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GodotIsWaiting4U

Thank you for clearly indicating that you do not understand climate change, religion, or abortion. Goodbye.

11/18/2009 9:47:42 AM

I read about the afterlife

Because clearly, the change in climate makes people want to abort their fetuses. Obviously. How can you not see the correlation?

11/18/2009 9:48:29 AM

Pookie

A = !rice, therefore kittens.

11/18/2009 9:49:42 AM

LDM

I'm eating a breakfast burrito right now, therefore it must be going to rain.

11/18/2009 9:53:37 AM

PurpleSquid

I don't get it.

11/18/2009 10:00:16 AM

KatAutumn

Wait...what?

11/18/2009 10:00:43 AM

Clown

This doesn't even qualify as red hering. It's just a damn non sequitur. Complete logic breakdown.

11/18/2009 10:05:19 AM

Mister Spak

Conservatism is a religion and its holy sacrament is facism.

11/18/2009 10:15:29 AM

breakerslion

Um... er... Yeast portulaca sewing machine barbecue.

11/18/2009 10:16:48 AM

K T

Now if only we could get the gay doctors to perform the abortions.

11/18/2009 10:17:22 AM

Caustic Gnostic

Riiiight.

11/18/2009 10:22:34 AM

David B.

Well, if I squint a bit after temporarily stunning my higher faculties with sharp blows to the head I can just about follow his reasoning...

Climate change => environmentalism => optimum population => abortion.

Of course a stupid "chain of logic" can pretty much be constructed about anything...

Christianity => sacrement => flesh-eating => cannibalism

...or...

Obama => black => foreign => Muslim.

Pretty dumb, huh?

11/18/2009 10:23:28 AM

macavitykitsune

Pookie: where may I deliver your internet?

11/18/2009 10:27:14 AM

aaa

And you still type random shit on the internet and expect it to make sense.

11/18/2009 10:28:25 AM

LOLWUT

I wonder if someone is punking the idiots at RR.

11/18/2009 10:28:30 AM

Headache

It's sunny outside and I just took a dump... Must be Wednesday!

11/18/2009 10:31:09 AM

Rat of Steel

Cue "LOLWUT?" laughing pear in five, four, three, two...

11/18/2009 10:33:24 AM

Doctor Whom

Is everything a religion to you people -- other than Christianity, which of course is a personal relationship with your Imaginary Playmate? If it is a religion, do we get to play the religious-bigotry card whenever you question it?

11/18/2009 10:36:22 AM



Not only that, but it's pastor is a hamburger.

11/18/2009 10:36:44 AM

IrishSoldierLaddie

Wait, what?

11/18/2009 10:36:50 AM

BobsOldSocks

Holy Fuck! You're fucking stupid!

11/18/2009 10:38:01 AM



Even for RR this is fucking crazy.

11/18/2009 10:38:28 AM

Rayne

Grammar fail

Logic fail

Rationality fail

Grade: F

SEE ME AFTER CLASS.

11/18/2009 10:47:43 AM

Zeus Almighty

@ "Doctor Whom"

OK, everybody. I announce the formal founding of my Church of Global Warmings and Abortion. Services each Thursday at 2:13 a.m.
Punch and pie!

I figure even if I'm only preaching to my dogs and cat I can write off my property taxes on my house since it is now a house of worship. I also plan to incorporate the dogs and cat into the services, so their food and veterinary care should be tax free as well.

11/18/2009 10:48:01 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Regardless, 4timedad is a douchebag.

11/18/2009 10:49:27 AM
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