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#1059162
GodotIsWaiting4U
Thank you for clearly indicating that you do not understand climate change, religion, or abortion. Goodbye.
11/18/2009 9:47:42 AM
#1059164
I read about the afterlife
Because clearly, the change in climate makes people want to abort their fetuses. Obviously. How can you not see the correlation?
11/18/2009 9:48:29 AM
#1059165
Pookie
A = !rice, therefore kittens.
11/18/2009 9:49:42 AM
#1059167
LDM
I'm eating a breakfast burrito right now, therefore it must be going to rain.
11/18/2009 9:53:37 AM
#1059169
PurpleSquid
I don't get it.
11/18/2009 10:00:16 AM
#1059171
KatAutumn
Wait...what?
11/18/2009 10:00:43 AM
#1059178
Clown
This doesn't even qualify as red hering. It's just a damn non sequitur. Complete logic breakdown.
11/18/2009 10:05:19 AM
#1059180
Mister Spak
Conservatism is a religion and its holy sacrament is facism.
11/18/2009 10:15:29 AM
#1059182
breakerslion
Um... er... Yeast portulaca sewing machine barbecue.
11/18/2009 10:16:48 AM
#1059183
K T
Now if only we could get the gay doctors to perform the abortions.
11/18/2009 10:17:22 AM
#1059184
Caustic Gnostic
Riiiight.
11/18/2009 10:22:34 AM
#1059186
David B.
Well, if I squint a bit after temporarily stunning my higher faculties with sharp blows to the head I can just about follow his reasoning...
Climate change => environmentalism => optimum population => abortion.
Of course a stupid "chain of logic" can pretty much be constructed about anything...
Christianity => sacrement => flesh-eating => cannibalism
...or...
Obama => black => foreign => Muslim.
Pretty dumb, huh?
11/18/2009 10:23:28 AM
#1059190
macavitykitsune
Pookie: where may I deliver your internet?
11/18/2009 10:27:14 AM
#1059193
aaa
And you still type random shit on the internet and expect it to make sense.
11/18/2009 10:28:25 AM
#1059194
LOLWUT
I wonder if someone is punking the idiots at RR.
11/18/2009 10:28:30 AM
#1059195
Headache
It's sunny outside and I just took a dump... Must be Wednesday!
11/18/2009 10:31:09 AM
#1059196
Rat of Steel
Cue "LOLWUT?" laughing pear in five, four, three, two...
11/18/2009 10:33:24 AM
#1059198
Doctor Whom
Is everything a religion to you people -- other than Christianity, which of course is a personal relationship with your Imaginary Playmate? If it is a religion, do we get to play the religious-bigotry card whenever you question it?
11/18/2009 10:36:22 AM
#1059199
Not only that, but it's pastor is a hamburger.
11/18/2009 10:36:44 AM
#1059200
IrishSoldierLaddie
Wait, what?
11/18/2009 10:36:50 AM
#1059203
BobsOldSocks
Holy Fuck! You're fucking stupid!
11/18/2009 10:38:01 AM
#1059204
Even for RR this is fucking crazy.
11/18/2009 10:38:28 AM
#1059212
Rayne
Grammar fail
Logic fail
Rationality fail
Grade: F
SEE ME AFTER CLASS.
11/18/2009 10:47:43 AM
#1059213
Zeus Almighty
@ "Doctor Whom"
OK, everybody. I announce the formal founding of my Church of Global Warmings and Abortion. Services each Thursday at 2:13 a.m.
Punch and pie!
I figure even if I'm only preaching to my dogs and cat I can write off my property taxes on my house since it is now a house of worship. I also plan to incorporate the dogs and cat into the services, so their food and veterinary care should be tax free as well.
11/18/2009 10:48:01 AM
#1059215
JohnTheAtheist
Regardless, 4timedad is a douchebag.
11/18/2009 10:49:27 AM
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