Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia

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There's a broader point here. Why the big push for black holes by liberals, and big protests against any objection to them? If it turned out empirically that promoting black holes tends to cause people to read the Bible less, would you still push this so much?

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 132 Comments [11/24/2009 7:30:18 PM]
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#1061965

Night Jaguar

Lois: Oh my god, he just walked right over the edge.
Peter: Of course he did, Christians don't believe in gravity.

11/24/2009 7:36:27 PM

#1061970

Rayne

Where's the "lol que" pear?

11/24/2009 7:38:07 PM

#1061987

Night Jaguar

Colbert has a black hole on his "On Notice" list.

http://www.shipbrook.com/onnotice/OnNotice-original.jpg

It seems Andy is indistinguishable from parody.

11/24/2009 7:44:23 PM

#1061992

Hammurabi

What? I mean... what?

11/24/2009 7:46:53 PM

#1061994

Doubting Thomas

So now what, black holes are now Satanic?

Is it just me or does everybody else think that Christians want to totally get rid of all scientific knowledge and advancement?

And why are they afraid that all scientific advancement means that people will believe the bible less? Oh yeah, that's right...

11/24/2009 7:46:58 PM

#1062000

Wait, what? Black holes are a political position now? Am I missing something here??

11/24/2009 7:50:21 PM

#1062003

tracer

Fundie logic:

Black holes are an important factor in modern cosmology.

Modern cosmology posits a 13-14 billion year old universe.

Genesis posits a 6-10 thousand year old universe.

Therefore, black holes are an evil liberal plot to make Christians stop reading the Bible.

11/24/2009 7:50:52 PM

#1062009

The Bad Guy

Every time these christian conservatives (or 'cons' for short) speak of liberals, they incrementally make liberals look a little better as a whole.

"You libs and your scientific discoveries, haha! Just wait till GOD hears about this! He created the heavens for you to look at, not to study!"

11/24/2009 7:52:19 PM

#1062012

tracer

@ Night Jaguar :

That's not just ANY black hole on Colbert's "On Notice" list. That's THE supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky Way galaxy. No ordinary stellar-mass black hole is going to ruffle Stephen Colbert's feathers!

11/24/2009 7:52:38 PM

#1062033

Osiris

Umm....I'm going to go with, because black holes exist and people generally like to believe in things that exist.

11/24/2009 7:58:57 PM

#1062038

Old Viking

What the hell is he talking about?

11/24/2009 8:00:45 PM

#1062055

Sweet Fancy Moses

Andy here provides far too much content to FSTDT. How 'bout some new fucktards?

11/24/2009 8:09:35 PM

#1062065

WMDKitty

*stunned silence*

<5 minutes later>

How the hell does he manage to keep breathing?

11/24/2009 8:14:31 PM

#1062093

Night Jaguar

Schlafly is a FSTDT quote gold mine.

11/24/2009 8:23:24 PM

#1062104

Berny

Sweet Jesus on a skateboard, Christians don't read the Bible now, what makes you think the existence of black holes would make any difference?

11/24/2009 8:28:06 PM

#1062111

Doctor Whom

Andy, just keep being your sweet self. You do more damage to your cause than Landover Baptist Church could ever dream of doing.

11/24/2009 8:30:02 PM

#1062137

Smilodon

@Rayne
Here you go.

11/24/2009 8:44:54 PM

#1062139

Gore

"If it turned out empirically that promoting black holes tends to cause people to read the Bible less, would you still push this so much?"

Yes... yes I would.

11/24/2009 8:49:00 PM

#1062163

atrasicarius

11/24/2009 9:03:27 PM

#1062165

The Jamo

If you're denying black holes then you must deny relativity. If you deny relativity then you must, consequently, deny most of modern computer technology. How does that sit with you while you're reading this on your COMPUTER?

11/24/2009 9:03:59 PM

#1062185

I....what?
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*BOOM*
My head asploded.

11/24/2009 9:14:43 PM

#1062224

Horsefeathers

"There's a broader point here. Why the big push for black holes by liberals, and big protests against any objection to them?"

I, uh, don't see any point here.

"If it turned out empirically that promoting black holes tends to cause people to read the Bible less, would you still push this so much?"

Andy, your brain appears to need a jump start. Go lick a wall socket.

11/24/2009 9:44:08 PM

#1062236

I can play the Andy Schlafly game too:

5 + oranges = kittens

See, the above equation contains as much logic as anything this idiot has ever written.

11/24/2009 9:55:54 PM

#1062243

Sasha

The amount of stupidity, lies, and paranoia on that site threaten to turn Conservapedia into a black hole itself.

11/24/2009 10:00:13 PM

#1062284

Steal this user-name, Troy. I friggin' dare you. *smirk*

The only black hole that makes any difference here, Andy, is the one inside your skull where most of us keep our brains. *rolls eyes*

11/24/2009 10:53:55 PM