Adnan Oktar #fundie

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[Washington Post reporter interviews a creationist]

MARC KAUFMAN: What I would be very interested to hearing that how the issue of evolution first came up for you and how and why became such an important part of your life?

ADNAN OKTAR: Given the very explicit, solid evidence, Allah’s existence, creation is evident. This being the case, attempting to deceive all humanity, the world in general, claiming that the universe came into existence by chance is an extensive hoax. I realized the existence of a great plot hatched against the world. Even during the elementary school years I did not believe in evolution, the theory of evolution. During the college years I was more informed about it. However, the extensive research I made during the university years led me to see the existence of a very comprehensive conspiracy; a masonic plot was imposed upon the people in the world. There were 250 million fossils which we did not know about; we became aware of their existence. These fossils prove creation whereas not a single fossil exists that validates evolution. Not a single one. I examined the structure of proteins; their coming into existence by chance is impossible. So I decided to make people aware of this plot and proclaim it by my works, books and articles.

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"[Washington Post reporter interviews a creationist]"

I'll bet he doesn't do that again.

I wonder how badly you have to screw up to get an assignment like this. I can't imagine the guy took it upon himself to subject himself to an interview with a creationist so he must have had it assigned to him...

"Given the very explicit, solid evidence, Allah’s existence, creation is evident."

That's nice. Please provide this evidence. No, your holy book isn't evidence. Try again.

"This being the case, attempting to deceive all humanity, the world in general, claiming that the universe came into existence by chance is an extensive hoax."

What the hell does this have to do with evolution? Also, nobody says the universe came into existence by "chance."

"I realized the existence of a great plot hatched against the world."

Ah, a conspiracy theorist too. An added bonus.

"Even during the elementary school years I did not believe in evolution, the theory of evolution. During the college years I was more informed about it. However, the extensive research I made during the university years led me to see the existence of a very comprehensive conspiracy; a masonic plot was imposed upon the people in the world."

Damned Masons always hatching plots. You'd think they'd be better at keeping things secret. Somehow it's always the bumbling, barely literate and seriously disturbed people that find out about it first.

"There were 250 million fossils which we did not know about; we became aware of their existence. These fossils prove creation whereas not a single fossil exists that validates evolution."

Except for, oh, all of them.

"Not a single one."

True. Like I said, it's all of them.

"I examined the structure of proteins; their coming into existence by chance is impossible."

As is the chance of you just popping into existence. Yet, here you are. Do you see the problem with your little assessment of the situation?

"So I decided to make people aware of this plot and proclaim it by my works, books and articles."

Do it before the Men in Black come to silence you so that the Grand Evolution Conspiracy can continue.

Speak the truth my friend! Shout it from the rooftops!

(That'll make it easier for the local mental health facility to find you.)

old comment by breakerslion

Given the very explicit, lack of solid evidence for Allah’s existence, creation is evidently conjectural. This being the case, attempting to deceive all humanity, the world in general, claiming that the universe came into existence by the whim of a super-being who then favors one group of blue-bellies over another is an extensive hoax. I realized the existence of a great plot hatched against the world. Even during the elementary school years I did not believe in magic, the theory of supernatural causes. During the college years I was more informed about quackery and hucksterism. However, the extensive research I made during the university years led me to see the existence of a very comprehensive conspiracy; a clerical plot was imposed upon the people in the world. There were 250 million fossils which we did not know about; we became aware of their existence. These fossils support evolution theory whereas not a single fossil exists that validates instantaneous magical appearance. Not a single one. I examined the structure of proteins; their coming into existence by chance or instantaneous make-believe is impossible. Their form suggests evolution from simpler building blocks. So I decided to make people aware of this plot and proclaim it by my works, books and articles.

Fixed. At least, that's the way it reads in the non-loony, parallel universe.

old comment by Ijarud

4 Step Perfect Proof for the Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster said He proves Himself by observing pasta. Let's see if He is right. 1) Something can't come from that which does not exist, so pasta requires a cause. 2) Pasta can't always have existed because a) heat death would be far greater than it is, and b) mankind would have approximated into that alleged past eternity and not still be perfecting capellini all'amatriciana to the extent it still does along the exponential progression of conscience we are clearly on. What other option is there than the uncaused (uncreated) created?

Choose the one true faith (true reality) that comes out on top from the ones that are accessible: Christianity, Hinduism/Buddhism, Islam, Pastafarianism. Obviously Pastafarianism is the most personal because the Flying Spaghetti Monster reveals Himself in linguine. And only the Flying Spaghetti Monster is proven by the pirate proof and multiple resurrection appearances in various group settings, e.g.,

If you want to be eternally separated from the Flying Spaghetti Monster, it’s your choice to send yourself to be boiled in marinara. Unwittingly, however, you lead many people to the Flying Spaghetti Monster and strengthen the faith of Pastafarians and lead them to the stripper factory and the beer volcano because you are unable to disprove the perfect proof for the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen.