I truly love the idea of atheists giveing out tracts. This will make it much easier for me to spot them and when I beat the c**p out of them nobody will mind because it will stop them from handing out their stupid litter-ature.
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Gee, we can beat the crap out of people for handing out tracts we don't like?
here JW JW JW
oh wait, I'm not a violent person... damn it!
I have SEVERAL tracts I have drawn that you can print out an fold and staple at:
http://www.jesuschristarcade.com
..or you can just go and read them for a good laugh.
Yeah, just like Atheists go out and look for Christians who hand out litter-ature and beat the crap out of them. Oh, wait, atheists usually don't do that.
All together now: "Feel that christian love!"
Also, does that mean that when christians hand out tracts we can beat the crap out of them too? I assure you. No one would mind.
What if the atheists hit back and you end up getting the crap bead out of you, are you then going to cry that you are being persecuted?
Hint: Yes is the right answer.
...when I beat the c**p out of them...
Speaking only for myself, if someone like you tried to "beat the crap" out of me, rest assured I would draw my weapon and fire on you. After 10,000 years of being hunted and murdered by theists it's way past time for atheists to defend ourselves against further hostilities.
So you think it's perfectly acceptable to beat people up for having different beliefs than you, but you feel the need to censor the word "crap."
You have some seriously messed up priorities, dude.
I wonder what an atheist tract would say.
We're not really united by a belief in anything, so it would be kind of hard to get us to agree on a message to spread in those tracts.
I'm just curious as to what you think an atheist tract would look like. It's not like we have a Gospel to spread.
I truly love the idea of Fundies giveing out tracts. This will make it much easier for me to spot them and when I beat the c**p out of them nobody will mind because it will stop them from handing out their stupid litter-ature.
Fixed (their spelling) Though I wouldn't bother to beat a Fundie up, they're certainly not worth my energy.
The word "crap" is a blasphemous profanity against God.
Physical violence against those that disagree with you is holy, righteous, Christlike behavior.
Onward Christian soldiers!
'This will make it much easier for me to spot them and when I beat the c**p out of them nobody will mind because it will stop them from handing out their stupid litter-ature.'
WRONG, shithead! The cops will have you in handcuffs before you can spit, and if you tried that in front of a judge he/she would throw you in a cell for a long time, not to mention likely citing you for contempt of court.
So... if they attack us for handing out tracts, we're sort of obliged to defend ourselves, right?
Somebody hand me some atheist tracts, quick!
Crap truly crap the crap of craps crapping out craps. This will make it much crappier for crap to crap them and when crap crap the crap out of crap nobody will crap because it will crap crap from crapping out their crappy crap-ature.
Sadly though even after putting it through my fundie translator it makes very little sense if any at all.
The most impotent form of rage in the known universe...
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Angry typing!
Raargh, growl. Tremble ye atheist at anonymous's fearsome keystrokes!
Hmm, why do I get this image of "anonymous" as an overweight 40 year old asthmatic living in his mom's basement.
But hey, as Shrub said, Bring it on! I would love to beat this guy's ass but my morality wont' allow me to do violence except in self defense.
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I have SEVERAL tracts I have drawn that you can print out an fold and staple at:
http://www.jesuschristarcade.com
..or you can just go and read them for a good laugh.
SHOCKME SAYS: TORTURE ME SATAN AND SPANK THE PROPHET!!! XD!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR SHARING THIS REVERAND! HAHAH YOURE HILARIOUS!!!
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Sadly though even after putting it through my fundie translator it makes very little sense if any at all.
SHOCKME: I.....CANT....BREATHE.... XD!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! *FALLS OVER DEAD LAUGHING*
I remember once I was visiting a city park, there was a rule that you're not allowed to verbally solicit anything in there.
Some idiot walks by hands me a business card telling me I'm going to hell unless I join his church(Silently so he can use the loophole) then slinks off like a wuss.
According to this guy, I should have chased after the guy then thrown him to the ground.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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