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Quote# 690

[Exorcism advice!]

Get a group of strong Christians to physically surround her and pray for hours. They should tell the demon to get out of her body, it is not welcome. In Jesus' name.


psycmajor, Christian Forums 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
WTF?! || meh
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#48873
Redhunter

OHH, don't forget this one, \"The power of christ compels you!\" Yeah, that's a good one.

7/3/2006 9:31:53 AM

#49170
Julian

Ooooooh, sounds like a great plot for porn!

7/4/2006 2:52:37 AM

#49172
Julian

Or is that how fundy hospitals deliver babies?

7/4/2006 2:54:21 AM

#207767
Ambrielle

This is a Psych major? No. No. No.

4/12/2007 3:16:01 PM

#207788
Puck

No self-respecting demon would fuck with a fundie. So don't worry about it.

4/12/2007 3:56:04 PM

#207891
JP

Ambrielle, I choose to belive not. It's just \"major psycho\" was already taken.

4/12/2007 6:37:22 PM

#207948
Mr_Vorhias

Demon: Tough noogies, folks! Just put down m'futons and junk! I'm roomin' here for an indeterminate period! >D

4/12/2007 8:07:23 PM

#1189363
The Duelist

I concur with this statement. In fact, I also think that they should beat Congo drums and shake bones over her. If Jesus doesn't help, then General Samedi will!!

8/7/2010 4:11:35 PM

#1207319
Kisare

out of my major, you fraud!

9/14/2010 11:20:14 AM
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