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Oh, so a kind greeting is bad and a punch in the face is Christian?
12/30/2009 2:27:27 PM
How about a good old "fuck you" instead?
12/30/2009 2:28:43 PM
Cue internet tough guy!
12/30/2009 2:32:10 PM
So I guess when Jesus was giving the "turn the other cheek" speech, he was talking about being attacked by people like you?
12/30/2009 2:32:14 PM
Merry Kwanza b*tch
12/30/2009 2:32:33 PM
In keeping with the spirit of the season.
12/30/2009 2:35:01 PM
But if someone clocked you for saying "Merry Christmas" as opposed to, say, "Happy Haunnakah," it would no doubt be a hate crime, and persecution of the highest order, correct?
12/30/2009 2:39:22 PM
12/30/2009 2:47:43 PM
Rat of Steel
Go right ahead, tough guy. It'd be nice to have someone else paying my monthly bills for quite some time, just as you would be from the moment your fist meets my jaw.
12/30/2009 2:47:55 PM
How wonderfully Christian of you. Jesus would be so proud...
12/30/2009 2:48:35 PM
Never come to Sweden, m'kay. For many reasons, one of wich is that we say "God Jul" and not "Merry Christmas". You'd spend all your time here in jail for assault.
Oh, and that word "God" is NOT the same as the English word "God". It means good, nice.
Isn't "holiday" a form of "holy day", ie a religious day? Nothing for atheists, in other words.
12/30/2009 2:49:14 PM
Just for you my greeting is "Fuck Off and Die this Holiday Season".
I only wish my friends a Merry Christmas (or Joyeux Noel, or Frohe Weihnachten, or God Jul...)
12/30/2009 3:11:37 PM
LOL if he punches a Jewish mma fighter/boxer and gets the shit kicked out him.
12/30/2009 3:14:50 PM
The whole "peace on earth, good will toward men" bit isn't part of your Christmas, is it?
12/30/2009 3:14:53 PM
Oh yeah! No worries. I almost always use the phrase Merry Christmas at this time of year and by saying it I just mean enjoy a few days off from work, hope you get some nice new gifts, eat, drink and be merry and generally, party on. So I would have no particular problem saying it you. There's not some other thing it should mean when greeting violent people is there?
12/30/2009 3:18:33 PM
Good grief. Do you know why I wish people Happy Holidays? Because from Thanksgiving (or, heck, Halloween lately...) through New Years, it's the holiday season. I'm not going to wish somebody a Merry Christmas when it's three weeks until the friggin holiday. The 24th and 25? Sure, I say Merry Christmas. Otherwise, it IS 'the holidays', even to Christians.
12/30/2009 3:26:04 PM
Happy holidays to you, then!
12/30/2009 3:28:32 PM
1942 Bing Crosbey, Irving Berlin
Yep, the first wave in the war on Christmas.
12/30/2009 3:28:35 PM
12/30/2009 3:30:31 PM
Go right ahead, I've been needing to get some dental work anyway, and of course the settlement will also pay off my car. Then I'll slap a Darwin fish on the car that you paid for and send you a picture to decorate your cell.
12/30/2009 3:34:02 PM
Last time a guy tried to punch me, i ended up sending the poor bastard to the hospital with several stab wounds.
12/30/2009 3:50:22 PM
"I'll punch you in the face."
Assault. Feel the xtian love.
12/30/2009 3:58:13 PM
Yep, that's what baby Jesus would do, for sure.
Peace on Earth. Good will towards men. And fuck you too.
12/30/2009 3:59:08 PM
Get rid of Mike Ashley!
If god ever existed...
Don't like him or his followers. I would become a pagan or a Buddhist (although I don't like, If you are bad in one life you become a disabled person in the next.)
12/30/2009 4:00:32 PM
Ok, as long as I get to knock your teeth out if you don't correctly guess whatever greeting I deem appropriate.
12/30/2009 4:14:45 PM
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