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#1083845
head shaker
Oh, so a kind greeting is bad and a punch in the face is Christian?
12/30/2009 2:27:27 PM
#1083846
How about a good old "fuck you" instead?
12/30/2009 2:28:43 PM
#1083849
SurfinSeaOtter
Cue internet tough guy!
12/30/2009 2:32:10 PM
#1083850
Doubting Thomas
So I guess when Jesus was giving the "turn the other cheek" speech, he was talking about being attacked by people like you?
12/30/2009 2:32:14 PM
#1083851
Captain Klamydia
Merry Kwanza b*tch
12/30/2009 2:32:33 PM
#1083853
Old Viking
In keeping with the spirit of the season.
12/30/2009 2:35:01 PM
#1083855
GigaGuess
But if someone clocked you for saying "Merry Christmas" as opposed to, say, "Happy Haunnakah," it would no doubt be a hate crime, and persecution of the highest order, correct?
12/30/2009 2:39:22 PM
#1083862
Doctor Whom
12/30/2009 2:47:43 PM
#1083863
Rat of Steel
Go right ahead, tough guy. It'd be nice to have someone else paying my monthly bills for quite some time, just as you would be from the moment your fist meets my jaw.
12/30/2009 2:47:55 PM
#1083866
David G
How wonderfully Christian of you. Jesus would be so proud...
12/30/2009 2:48:35 PM
#1083867
Swede
Never come to Sweden, m'kay. For many reasons, one of wich is that we say "God Jul" and not "Merry Christmas". You'd spend all your time here in jail for assault.
Oh, and that word "God" is NOT the same as the English word "God". It means good, nice.
Isn't "holiday" a form of "holy day", ie a religious day? Nothing for atheists, in other words.
12/30/2009 2:49:14 PM
#1083879
Berny
Just for you my greeting is "Fuck Off and Die this Holiday Season".
I only wish my friends a Merry Christmas (or Joyeux Noel, or Frohe Weihnachten, or God Jul...)
12/30/2009 3:11:37 PM
#1083881
JESUSISFAKE
LOL if he punches a Jewish mma fighter/boxer and gets the shit kicked out him.
12/30/2009 3:14:50 PM
#1083882
szena
The whole "peace on earth, good will toward men" bit isn't part of your Christmas, is it?
12/30/2009 3:14:53 PM
#1083886
Pule Thamex
Oh yeah! No worries. I almost always use the phrase Merry Christmas at this time of year and by saying it I just mean enjoy a few days off from work, hope you get some nice new gifts, eat, drink and be merry and generally, party on. So I would have no particular problem saying it you. There's not some other thing it should mean when greeting violent people is there?
12/30/2009 3:18:33 PM
#1083888
Tina
Good grief. Do you know why I wish people Happy Holidays? Because from Thanksgiving (or, heck, Halloween lately...) through New Years, it's the holiday season. I'm not going to wish somebody a Merry Christmas when it's three weeks until the friggin holiday. The 24th and 25? Sure, I say Merry Christmas. Otherwise, it IS 'the holidays', even to Christians.
12/30/2009 3:26:04 PM
#1083890
Almafeta
Happy holidays to you, then!
12/30/2009 3:28:32 PM
#1083891
Antichrist
1942 Bing Crosbey, Irving Berlin
Yep, the first wave in the war on Christmas.
12/30/2009 3:28:35 PM
#1083892
Headache
12/30/2009 3:30:31 PM
#1083896
Go right ahead, I've been needing to get some dental work anyway, and of course the settlement will also pay off my car. Then I'll slap a Darwin fish on the car that you paid for and send you a picture to decorate your cell.
12/30/2009 3:34:02 PM
#1083903
aaa
Last time a guy tried to punch me, i ended up sending the poor bastard to the hospital with several stab wounds.
12/30/2009 3:50:22 PM
#1083910
Quantum Mechanic
"I'll punch you in the face."
Assault. Feel the xtian love.
12/30/2009 3:58:13 PM
#1083913
preacher's kid
Yep, that's what baby Jesus would do, for sure.
Peace on Earth. Good will towards men. And fuck you too.
12/30/2009 3:59:08 PM
#1083915
Get rid of Mike Ashley!
If god ever existed...
Don't like him or his followers. I would become a pagan or a Buddhist (although I don't like, If you are bad in one life you become a disabled person in the next.)
12/30/2009 4:00:32 PM
#1083920
juliewashere
Ok, as long as I get to knock your teeth out if you don't correctly guess whatever greeting I deem appropriate.
12/30/2009 4:14:45 PM
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