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Holidays = Holy Days.
12/30/2009 4:28:15 PM
@aaa: "Last time a guy tried to punch me, i ended up sending the poor bastard to the hospital with several stab wounds."
Sounds like a nasty business. I'm glad you came out of it OK.
Some twat tried to mug me once -- I dislocated his elbow. To be fair, at the time I didn't even know it was possible to dislocate an elbow. It was icy underfoot and he turned out to be both clumsier and lighter than me. Ho hum.
12/30/2009 4:35:51 PM
Get rid of Mike Ashley!
Oh for Mithras sake!
12/30/2009 4:36:20 PM
And a Happy Holiday to you, too.
12/30/2009 4:37:49 PM
It just makes sense to react with violence to anything Billy O'Reilly tells you is wrong.
12/30/2009 4:51:08 PM
12/30/2009 4:55:45 PM
It's "Merry Christmas" when you're talking to me or I'll punch you in the face.
Ahhh, that Christian love. Why would you punch somebody in the face who's trying to be nice to you? Do you have a big "I'm a Christian" painted on your forehead? If you do, you're a holier-than-thou asshole who needs to reread Mat. 6. If you don't, why would you expect everyone to know you celebrate Christmas as opposed to the various other holidays around the solstice?
12/30/2009 4:58:43 PM
I'm calling bullshit on his/her tough guy act.
12/30/2009 5:19:54 PM
merry and giving. like a Christmas tree fire.
12/30/2009 5:29:51 PM
12/30/2009 5:52:14 PM
Yeah, that's the spirit of the season.
12/30/2009 5:54:37 PM
Go ahead and do that, I'll send you my medical bill, sue for pain and suffering, and make damn sure you serve hard time for assault, and possibly a hate crime.
12/30/2009 6:01:10 PM
Christmas is a holiday you fucking idiot
12/30/2009 6:31:43 PM
What are you some kind of tough guy eh tough guy?
12/30/2009 6:33:38 PM
=D Feel the Christian lurve! Wonderful holiday spirit...I could imagine this guy just walking out of the store after paying for his goods when...
"Happy Holidays, Sir!" said a cheery cashier who is looking forward to her retirement at the age of eighty. She has two children and three grandchildren and does charity work in her spare time.
"HOLIDAYS ARE FOR ATHEISTS!" And in the next second, sacto_northern-cal punches the cashier in the face.
sacto_norther_cal is imprisoned for assault and we have one less nut-job on the streets.
Happy holidays, everyone! ^^
12/30/2009 6:40:20 PM
Punch me in the face because I say something other than "Merry Christmas" and I nail you for both assault and a hate crime.
Happy (belated) solstice, all!
12/30/2009 6:42:53 PM
Geez. Makes me wonder why they haven't locked you up yet.
Happy Solstice northern cal.
12/30/2009 7:21:50 PM
Whore of Spamylon
12/30/2009 7:28:14 PM
Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear!
12/30/2009 7:30:27 PM
And you´ll be in jail for aggresion and possibly excommunicated for giving Christianity a bad name.
12/30/2009 7:35:49 PM
Whore of Spamylon
Is it just me, or does that picture of Crosbey look a little like Bob from the Church of the SubGenius?
12/30/2009 7:37:24 PM
Happy Holidays. Now bring it on.
12/30/2009 7:58:53 PM
Well I think it's just the cover of his Christmas album, but damn, you're right!
But again, people like this is why I train protection dogs.
12/30/2009 8:03:15 PM
and i'll sue your ass
12/30/2009 8:09:02 PM
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