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Holidays are for atheists. It's "Merry Christmas" when you're talking to me or I'll punch you in the face.

sacto_northern_cal, Yahoo! Answers 96 Comments [12/30/2009 2:24:19 PM]
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#1083929
JohnTheAtheist

Holidays = Holy Days.

Dipstick.

12/30/2009 4:28:15 PM

#1083934
rw23

@aaa: "Last time a guy tried to punch me, i ended up sending the poor bastard to the hospital with several stab wounds."

Sounds like a nasty business. I'm glad you came out of it OK.

Some twat tried to mug me once -- I dislocated his elbow. To be fair, at the time I didn't even know it was possible to dislocate an elbow. It was icy underfoot and he turned out to be both clumsier and lighter than me. Ho hum.

12/30/2009 4:35:51 PM

#1083935
Get rid of Mike Ashley!

Oh for Mithras sake!

12/30/2009 4:36:20 PM

#1083936
louislois

And a Happy Holiday to you, too.

12/30/2009 4:37:49 PM

#1083941
bbq burrito

It just makes sense to react with violence to anything Billy O'Reilly tells you is wrong.

12/30/2009 4:51:08 PM

#1083947
EllwyenDarwin

How barbaric.

12/30/2009 4:55:45 PM

#1083949
John

It's "Merry Christmas" when you're talking to me or I'll punch you in the face.

Ahhh, that Christian love. Why would you punch somebody in the face who's trying to be nice to you? Do you have a big "I'm a Christian" painted on your forehead? If you do, you're a holier-than-thou asshole who needs to reread Mat. 6. If you don't, why would you expect everyone to know you celebrate Christmas as opposed to the various other holidays around the solstice?

12/30/2009 4:58:43 PM

#1083961


I'm calling bullshit on his/her tough guy act.

12/30/2009 5:19:54 PM

#1083964
Vince

merry and giving. like a Christmas tree fire.

12/30/2009 5:29:51 PM

#1083974
Malkyrian


12/30/2009 5:52:14 PM

#1083976
Mrs. Antichrist

Yeah, that's the spirit of the season.

12/30/2009 5:54:37 PM

#1083984
WMDKitty

Go ahead and do that, I'll send you my medical bill, sue for pain and suffering, and make damn sure you serve hard time for assault, and possibly a hate crime.

12/30/2009 6:01:10 PM

#1084013


Christmas is a holiday you fucking idiot

12/30/2009 6:31:43 PM

#1084016


What are you some kind of tough guy eh tough guy?

12/30/2009 6:33:38 PM

#1084026
Trilby

=D Feel the Christian lurve! Wonderful holiday spirit...I could imagine this guy just walking out of the store after paying for his goods when...

"Happy Holidays, Sir!" said a cheery cashier who is looking forward to her retirement at the age of eighty. She has two children and three grandchildren and does charity work in her spare time.
"HOLIDAYS ARE FOR ATHEISTS!" And in the next second, sacto_northern-cal punches the cashier in the face.
sacto_norther_cal is imprisoned for assault and we have one less nut-job on the streets.

Happy holidays, everyone! ^^

12/30/2009 6:40:20 PM

#1084030


Punch me in the face because I say something other than "Merry Christmas" and I nail you for both assault and a hate crime.

Happy (belated) solstice, all!

12/30/2009 6:42:53 PM

#1084074
JSS

Geez. Makes me wonder why they haven't locked you up yet.

Happy Solstice northern cal.

12/30/2009 7:21:50 PM

#1084082
Whore of Spamylon

Poe

12/30/2009 7:28:14 PM

#1084086
Orion

Merry Crisis and a Happy New Fear!

12/30/2009 7:30:27 PM

#1084093


And you´ll be in jail for aggresion and possibly excommunicated for giving Christianity a bad name.

12/30/2009 7:35:49 PM

#1084094


Whore of Spamylon

@Antichrist

Is it just me, or does that picture of Crosbey look a little like Bob from the Church of the SubGenius?

12/30/2009 7:37:24 PM

#1084118
LDM

Happy Holidays. Now bring it on.

12/30/2009 7:58:53 PM

#1084129
Antichrist

@ #1084094

Well I think it's just the cover of his Christmas album, but damn, you're right!

But again, people like this is why I train protection dogs.

12/30/2009 8:03:15 PM

#1084139


and i'll sue your ass

12/30/2009 8:09:02 PM

#1084148
Osiris

Happy Holidays.

12/30/2009 8:19:38 PM
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