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Holidays are for atheists. It's "Merry Christmas" when you're talking to me or I'll punch you in the face.

sacto_northern_cal, Yahoo! Answers 96 Comments [12/30/2009 2:24:19 PM]
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#1196364
anti-nonsense

I wish people a Merry Christmas, even though I'm an atheist. If I met you, though, I'd say "Fuck you." cause rude assholes don't deserve politeness.

8/23/2010 4:42:41 PM

#1196492
Justanotheratheist

I, too, am an atheist who wishes people Merry Christmas. It's pretty harmless, as far as I'm concerned.

sacto-whatever, on the other hand, can take his Merry Holidays and shove it up his arse.

8/24/2010 1:28:31 AM

#1198448
ThisTroper

Hey, I take offence to that! I'm an Atheist and I'd get pissed at someone using Happy Holidays! Then again, Christmas is really just about the decorations and gifts these days, there's no religion left in it.

8/27/2010 7:36:43 AM

#1232409


Well if you ever do end up punching me in the face I'll be sure to call the police on your ass.

12/5/2010 3:53:19 PM

#1232441
Anon

In the spirit of Christmas charity, I will block and dodge and keep on with that until you think better of the matter.

12/5/2010 7:20:45 PM

#1232488
Neith

Happy Holidays! =)

12/5/2010 11:12:23 PM

#1232796
Toothygrin

Oh, jeez.

For the rest of the world, not all of us Sacramento-area folks are like this person. In fact, almost all of us are not.

Internet tough guy award, indeed.

12/6/2010 5:46:01 PM

#1236247
NewShoes

I'll see your punch in the face and raise you a kick in the Xmas balls! Ho ho ho!

/internet tough guy mode

12/19/2010 7:49:16 PM

#1236261
Se7enSages

Buone vacanze!

12/19/2010 8:42:16 PM

#1236283
Gore

Holidays - including Holy-days like Christmas - are for atheists? Stupid is loud, stupid is violent I suppose. Sacto, go ahead n fuck yourself you stupid ass internet tuff guy.

12/20/2010 12:13:26 AM

#1236301
Quantum Mechanic

Now that's the xmas spirit!

Asshole.

Hope you enjoy doing time for assault after the gunshot wounds heal. If you're very lucky.

12/20/2010 3:31:51 AM

#1237073
ThisTroper

While I won't punch you in the face, this socialist atheist also only accepts Merry Christmas.

12/22/2010 7:44:32 AM

#1243758
Punk Rocker

@head shaker: Quintissentially so.



And then you'll promptly be charged with assault.

1/11/2011 4:07:17 AM

#1280370


How many people want to email him 'happy holidays' after reading this?

4/19/2011 8:19:01 PM

#1360539
whatever

Merry Christmas to all on FSTDT!

12/25/2011 4:44:30 AM

#1360599
Elia

Happy Holidays. Now go sear your ass with a blowtorch.

12/25/2011 2:31:55 PM

#1392578
Secretly Pagan.

Happy Yule.

4/14/2012 4:56:08 PM

#1392580
Blue the Thief

Feel the Christen love!

AH! It burns! Getitoffgetitoffgetitoffgetitoff!

4/14/2012 5:01:16 PM

#1520486


Happy Hannukah!

It's my default holiday greeting for people I don't know, especially when it's not Hannukah.

3/28/2013 6:49:13 PM

#1520497
xyz

I know I'm over 3 months late, but happy holidays!

3/28/2013 7:28:18 PM

#1528426
OverpropelledPegasus

But Christmas is a holiday.

4/17/2013 4:35:10 PM
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