This may sound heartless but everytime I see one of those propaganda laden pictures of polar bears floating away on a slab of ice.....ughh. If they're that stupid to jump on a piece of ice and float away from food and water then they deserve to go extinct.
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Well, every time I see Christian propagada about our sins... uggh. If you're stupid enough to believe a story about a girl who listened to a talking snake, which then made us kill the son of a god, so that god would stop being mad at us, then you deserve to go extinct.
"Two-hundred fishermen found themselves being fished from Lake Erie on Saturday by the U.S. Coast Guard after the slab of ice they sat on splintered from the shoreline." (2/7/09)
Apparently, humans - at least those who engage in ice fishing - are that stupid, too.
It may sound heartless, but if fat ass,redneck fundies are that stupid as to stuff themselves full of pork rinds and cheese whizz until the die of heart failure and anal leakage and have to be buried in piano cases then they deserve to go extinct as well
Their food is in the water numbnuts. They used to grab seals when the seal came up the airhole, but since they can come up anywhere they want now, the polar bear hasn't got a chance in hell of catching one.
Really, learn something about the subject before you start flapping your lips.
Is it bad that I laughed my ass off at the mental image of a confused polar bear floating away on ice, not even thinking to jump off and swim back to the shore? Because I know they can swim.
Oh god it's like Looney Tunes!
A perfect portrait of what's so fucked up in America today. This fuckwit demonstrates perfectly that he/she has fuckall of a clue of what's going on, decides to prattle off his/her own erronious interpretation anyway (pulled freshly from his/her ass), then gets screetchy and indignant when people would rather oh, you know, listen to actual SCIENTISTS. *headache*
Oh Bravo! This is the type of quote we expect from Rapture Ready. The type of quote that is representative of the true Christian spirit and is the sort of comment that is heartily endorsed by Rapture Ready and sets the tone for all the world to see just how level-headed and pleasant a bunch of people the fundamental cultists can be.
This kind of espousal shows a level of concern for the well-being of other creatures and for the planet at large that is truly awe inspiring. Well known for their big hearts, Rapture Readians are probably ecstatically grateful to Grayling, and I can only imagine that he has, by this extraordinary usage of these very well chosen words, ensured a large increase in the number of followers who are delirious in their desire for membership of this beloved cult.
Let this be a glorious lesson for us all of how to go about spreading the Godly message so that as many of the world's population as possible may be saved. You can literally feel the goodness of the religious message as though it were a living thing. Heart-warming stuff indeed. Humanity at its noblest and greatest.
This may sound heartless but everytime I see one of those propaganda laden billboards of supposedly Jesus stating "It's still okay to say Merry Christmas".....ughh. If they're that stupid to think amidst all the Christmas carols, commercials, greetings, etc. that they're being persecuted (even while twisting government against gays and atheists) then they deserve to experience real persecution.
So how does a bear (who can swim, btw) float away from water. . . on water?
I'd ask why you don't go do your own research on the topic, but since you apparently can't find basic facts about a popular animal, you probably can't evaluate evidence either.
And the reason the polar bear is shown so much is because it's popular and the effect is so dramatic. It's the same reason we try to get people to preserve and restore, say, tiger habitat, because tigers need lots of habitat, people love them, and in the process it might just happen that the ugly unlovable creatures (not many can be bothered to save worms, no matter how essential they actually are) and the plants (plants? plants are everywhere! how could we possibly need to save plants?) get some benefit from it.
Huh, what?
Polar bears can swim, you know.
The problem is the fact that more and more of the "permanent" ice is melting away.
One of the new moulds (or is it shapes?) for our traditional gingerbread baking this year, was a polar bear.
Very politically correct to be eating polar bears. Or not...
Have you EVER thought that they are as dependant on the ice, which is melting, for having a shelter like the water and food that, anyway, is connected with those slabs of ice?. Honestly, since this is stupid even for a fundie, I feel that the only species deserving extinction is you.
Too bad the polar bears don't have a rapture myth or access to wormholes.
Pound for pound, they are much more deserving of protection than raptards.
Poe I reckon.
'...float away from food and water...'
They're surrounded by water, muppet.
Also I love how this creationist is endorsing survival of the fittest here.
@ #1087542
"Cheb Ghobbi
Also I love how this creationist is endorsing survival of the fittest here."
That was my first reaction...
He must have been subconsciously* brainwashed by satan.
*(can you be consciously brainwashed?)
> This may sound heartless but everytime I see one of those propaganda laden pictures of polar bears floating away on a slab of ice.....ughh. If they're that stupid to jump on a piece of ice and float away from food and water then they deserve to go extinct.
Yeah, and who cares if there are people who are starving or whatever - why don't they eat cake or something!
You do realize that the problem is that the Polar Bears LIVE on the ice right? They don't climb on and float away, the entire land mass that they live on are a series of frozen blocks of ice. Please, learn to read.
"If they're that stupid to jump on a piece of ice and float away from food and water then they deserve to go extinct."
Yeah, because it's not as if they've been around for millions of years longer than we have, or that they're stopping you getting to all that lovely oil in Alaska, amirite? So you can continue to drive your precious SUVs to church, all the while your wives continue to spawn more fundie fodder, expanding to occupy the space provided.
If you fundies are that stupid to use up all the finite resources, planetary space, and poison the air you breathe, then you deserve to go extinct.
Hey dumbass, those pictures aren't capturing suicidal polar bears; they are capturing polar bears resting at what is their home after melt has caused it to break away from the core mass of ice. If you can:t wrap your pretty little head around that (and I certainly hope it's pretty as you clearly don't have much else going for you) then try really hard not to speak publicly ever again.
Thank you.
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