Quote# 69625

["Why don't we just use the dictionary definition of liberal...?"]

I don't use that definition because it is false. Liberals are people who favor taxpayer-funded abortion, censorship of classroom prayer, and just about anything that is anti-Christian

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 78 Comments [1/18/2010 7:41:48 PM]
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Fundie word redefinition project.

1/18/2010 7:52:07 PM

And Conservatives are fucking assholes with a holier than thou attitude who complain about everything and try and hold back the U.S from progressing.

1/18/2010 7:53:04 PM


Well, let's see. I am a liberal and I do not favor taxpayer-funded abortion; though I do favor an individuals right to choose. Indeed, I do favor disallowing classroom prayer. Just as I am sure you would not want the Muslim call to prayer 5 times a day at a school your child attended. Prayer does not belong in school. And that means any type of prayer. If you want your child to pray in school, then send him/her to a religious school. As for "anything anti-christian", you are wrong again. I am against ANY religion being forced upon me in the public arena. If you choose to be christian, or whatever, I am all for that. But do not involve me..... So, you fail again.

1/18/2010 7:53:44 PM

Commander Bamboo

Facts are bad! We prefer to make shit up as it suits us!

1/18/2010 7:54:13 PM


You can almost hear Schlafly's brain working...

"Conservictionary...What a great idea!"

1/18/2010 7:55:11 PM


As a rule of thumb when you and the dictionary disagree on the definition of a word, you are wrong. As such I feel compelled to drop the largest dictionary I can find on your head in the hope that you will get the point. Unfortunately this may take some time as said dictionary is printed in 20 volumes.

1/18/2010 7:56:35 PM


Because apparently, normal dictionaries have a liberal bias.

I think Stephen Colbert had something to say on this, though I really can't seem to quite place just what... hmmmm...

1/18/2010 7:58:04 PM

Quantum Mechanic

OK Andy, we're going to bow to Mecca five times a day in your classroom, and if you don't do it, we're going to kill you.

1/18/2010 8:05:13 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

It will be a cold day on the equator when a potato knows more than Webster's dictionary.

1/18/2010 8:10:11 PM


...and you're a self-righteous twat who thinks it's OK to make shit up and/or change the definition of words on the fly.

Go fuck yourself, Andy.

1/18/2010 8:18:07 PM


Coming soon, by the same batshit insane people who brought you the Conservative Bible Project, comes Conservative English Revision Project!

To feature such <s>errors</s>, <s>stupid shit</s>, correct definitions such as:

Liberal (n)
1. People who favor taxpayer-funded abortion, censorship of classroom prayer, and just about anything that is anti-Christian.

Why trust Merriam Webster, after all they are from liberal Massachusetts, or Oxford English, since they are in that fascist, communist, foreign country of England? We are right 100% of the time, <s>provided your brain is the size of a cashew.</s>

Brought to you by Conservapedia!

1/18/2010 8:31:27 PM


I am nearly convinced that Andy is actually the world's most committed performance artist and Conservapedia is his magnum opus.

1/18/2010 8:34:05 PM


Why are you so pissed off at everything Jesus taught?

You claim to love God but you hate his kid?

1/18/2010 8:52:04 PM


It's official. Andy is fucking trolling. Seriously, come on.

1/18/2010 8:52:23 PM

Think this is good enough for the top 100?

1/18/2010 9:01:18 PM


"I don't use that definition because it is false."

Yeah. What would those dictionary editors know about word definitions anyway?

1/18/2010 9:16:11 PM

Vanilla Bear

Conservatives and Liberals in Washington = The same fucking thing.

Get over it, you idiots.

1/18/2010 9:31:38 PM


So... "Because they don't make them sound evil enough?"

1/18/2010 9:35:25 PM

Is it me or is Andy's hobby rewriting history?

1/18/2010 9:37:27 PM

The Watcher

It's true because I, Andy, say it is! Sources? I don't need no stinking sources! What do you think this is, reality?

1/18/2010 9:42:20 PM


If word definitions are up for grabs, then I'm going to start using "Andy Schlafly" to mean "mentally ill"...

1/18/2010 9:43:38 PM


Maybe he just has a really profound learning disability? Although I do like the performance artist comment...I have to admit, that one is growing on me more and more as he keeps trying to out-do his own crazy.

1/18/2010 9:44:37 PM

refuter of fundy vermin

Fundies are people who favor using women as baby machines, forced classroom prayer, and just about anything that is Christo-fascist.


1/18/2010 9:57:42 PM

Abdul Alhazred


Please, I am pretty sure you do not want your kids to pray when mine are around.... :)

Seriously, you don't.

1/18/2010 10:00:03 PM


So...basically what you're saying is that conservapedia liberalism bears no resemblance to actual liberalism, and is simply the label you have decided to apply to the imaginary manifestations of your paranoia.

Tell us something we don't know.

People with mental illnesses will be very unhappy with you if you start doing that. Now if you want to use "Andy Schlafly" to mean "willfully ignorant #^@%" no one could possibly object.

1/18/2010 10:05:45 PM

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