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[after being laughed at for being a hypocrite who features lesbian porn on his YouTube channel]

I honestly dont think Im doing wrong but jacking off to hot girls fucking each other. Its not like Im cumming to two guys sucking each others? penis's.

God is against people having sex with the same gender.

CageFreeWaffIe , YouTube 67 Comments [1/30/2010 4:54:04 AM]
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GigaGuess

God is against people having sex with the same gender.

Provided that gender is male.

1/23/2010 11:49:34 AM

HazelHolly

........

Um. Wow. I...

This needs an award of some sort. How about, "A New Take On The Double Standard Award"?

1/30/2010 5:21:04 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

God is against people having sex with the same gender.

So, at what point, exactly, do two lesbians become not of the same gender(sex)?

1/30/2010 5:21:31 AM

aaa

You're not only a hypocrite, but dumb as a brick too.

1/30/2010 5:28:31 AM

Turtle

...unless CageFreeWaffle thinks they're hot. Then God's totally for it.

1/30/2010 5:29:03 AM

Higgs Boson

As much as I hate to say it, I lean more towards this being some asshole atheist troll trying to make religious people look bad.

1/30/2010 5:33:19 AM

szena

Wait - so only males qualify as "people?"

1/30/2010 6:42:35 AM



Troll with a suspended account, go figure.

1/30/2010 7:09:49 AM

Night Jaguar

Even for a YouTube comment that's very dumb.

1/30/2010 8:46:45 AM

Space Lizard

@#1106569
I'm leaning towards that too, some asshole who's read too much Dawkins and wants to go out and make people angry.

1/30/2010 8:49:46 AM

Anon-e-moose

"God is against people having sex with the same gender."

I have books with pictures of Marilyn Monroe naked. Also pics on my computer. Similarly of Bettie Page. Imagining Marilyn & Bettie together in scenes of torrid lesbian action is the hottest thing imaginable.

I bet God is fapping to the same thing too.

1/30/2010 9:04:35 AM

Brain_In_A_Jar

So, at what point, exactly, do two lesbians become not of the same gender(sex)?

Actually, I think this guy's one of those people who gets around the "sex with the same gender" problem there by taking the view that lesbian sex isn't "real" sex. I've encountered one or two people who think like this, and effectively take the strange view that any amount of multiorgasmic bliss expressing intimacy of a level otherwise almost unattainable still only holds the status of some kind of extreme hugging, and can never qualify as sex, unless actual penises are involved.

1/30/2010 9:28:42 AM

Jon

The term "gender" refers to learned sex roles and, therefore, does not mean what you think it does. The word "sex" is what you mean when describing a person's birth traits.

1/30/2010 9:57:06 AM

Quantum Mechanic

"lesbian porn on his YouTube channel"

Link please.

;^)

1/30/2010 9:59:30 AM

Jackachan

God hates the gays, but loves the hot ones.

1/30/2010 10:08:46 AM



YOU. ARE. A. HYPOCRITE.

Seriously, do you've got a chance in hell of getting with those women? You don't, because they're not interested in men. Because they're only interested in women.

1/30/2010 10:27:38 AM

Sisyphus

Did I miss the memo? When did women separate into two separate genders?

And for that matter which one of the genders am I? o_O If I'm the wrong type of gender does that mean my husband is gay? *goes through identity crisis*

1/30/2010 10:37:03 AM



To him, and so many others, lesbianism isn't a homosexual act if it's performed for the pleasure of men. He still feels like the one in control of their actions and still dominant.

But if a real woman tells him to get lost so she can be happy with another woman? Then they should be punished because they're undermining his control.

They think sex (and marriage) must be about domination, and so true lesbianism and homosexuality confuses them. They can't figure out who is supposed to dominate who.

1/30/2010 10:58:26 AM

Doubting Thomas

God thinks that two guys having sex is an abomination, but he thinks two women having sex with each other is HAWT!

1/30/2010 11:04:28 AM

Antichrist

So female isn't a gender?
Or you're whacking to their sinfulness?

Really between this and the fundie cat fucker, what else is there to say?

1/30/2010 11:28:57 AM



Is extreme hugging the opposite of the christain side-hug?

1/30/2010 11:58:51 AM

Shadoboy

And God is also aganist masturbating, you know?

1/30/2010 12:11:49 PM

Old Viking

Poe, big time.

1/30/2010 12:23:17 PM

JonnyTruant

I nominate this for "Unclear on the Concept" Award for 2010.

1/30/2010 12:33:18 PM

noJungleKiss

The real lesbians on YouTube are making vlogs. The stuff you're talking about isn't lesbian and it isn't porn.

1/30/2010 12:42:45 PM
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