[after being laughed at for being a hypocrite who features lesbian porn on his YouTube channel]
I honestly dont think Im doing wrong but jacking off to hot girls fucking each other. Its not like Im cumming to two guys sucking each others? penis's.
God is against people having sex with the same gender.
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God is against people having sex with the same gender.
So, at what point, exactly, do two lesbians become not of the same gender(sex)?
"God is against people having sex with the same gender."
I have books with pictures of Marilyn Monroe naked. Also pics on my computer. Similarly of Bettie Page. Imagining Marilyn & Bettie together in scenes of torrid lesbian action is the hottest thing imaginable.
I bet God is fapping to the same thing too.
So, at what point, exactly, do two lesbians become not of the same gender(sex)?
Actually, I think this guy's one of those people who gets around the "sex with the same gender" problem there by taking the view that lesbian sex isn't "real" sex. I've encountered one or two people who think like this, and effectively take the strange view that any amount of multiorgasmic bliss expressing intimacy of a level otherwise almost unattainable still only holds the status of some kind of extreme hugging, and can never qualify as sex, unless actual penises are involved.
Did I miss the memo? When did women separate into two separate genders?
And for that matter which one of the genders am I? o_O If I'm the wrong type of gender does that mean my husband is gay? *goes through identity crisis*
To him, and so many others, lesbianism isn't a homosexual act if it's performed for the pleasure of men. He still feels like the one in control of their actions and still dominant.
But if a real woman tells him to get lost so she can be happy with another woman? Then they should be punished because they're undermining his control.
They think sex (and marriage) must be about domination, and so true lesbianism and homosexuality confuses them. They can't figure out who is supposed to dominate who.
So female isn't a gender?
Or you're whacking to their sinfulness?
Really between this and the fundie cat fucker, what else is there to say?
Uh, CageFreeWaffle, it doesn't matter what sex the people on the video are, your jerking off to it does not count as "having sex".
Keep it down, everybody!
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
He's also against people of opposite genders having sex, unless they're married (just one man to one woman) doing it with the intent of conceiving a child, and in the missionary position.
I think your god just doesn't like sex.
So, women are not people? What are you trying to say?
Whether you're jacking off to two men or two women doesn't really matter, they are still two persons of the same gender.
You are of course free to find two girls hot, but then you ought to give the same courtesy to the person finding two guys hot. If not, you are a textbook example of a hypocrite.
WOW. This may be one of the biggest fails I've ever read about. And there have been some epic fails. I guess females don't even qualify as a gender. Then again, the bible never strictly forbids lesbianism, just that a man shall not lie with another man. XP But then maybe it was left to be assumed that lesbianism was also forbidden, since women were already not allowed to do anything that didn't directly concern men's comfort.
@GigaGuess:
Precisely. Ancient Jewish superstitions are not my field of expertise, but I read somewhere that they believed that males were to 'pitch' only, and that receptive sex would degrade males to the purity level of females, who were essentially seen as non-people.
As a result of this ancient and superstitious dietary/cleanliness code, males may not have sex with each other but females may.
"I honestly dont think Im doing wrong but jacking off to hot girls fucking each other."
"God is against people having sex with the same gender."
Oh, how farsighted George Orwell was when he wrote "1984". What you say here is a prime example of what he referred to as 'Doublethink', CageFreeWaffle.
And proof of what I always say: Hypocrisy. It's hardwired into the DNA of the right-wing.
Doubleplusungood.
@Lady Gray.
"WOW. This may be one of the biggest fails I've ever read about."
Nomination for 'Doublethink Failure of the Year Award', methinks?
I read about the afterlife: "I am to incensed to even say anything. I hate it so much worse when gay guys are maligned but lesbians get a 'get-out-of-jail-free' card because we're hot to watch. I really dislike the fact that my sexual orientation has been deduced to 'hot girls fucking each other'."
Yes. This. I hate how male sexuality is seen as something which colors the male perspective, but female sexuality is seen as something to be perceived by men. It's so demeaning to women, as if we're only here for the pleasure of men.
Amadaun: "Women could find two guys hot. If they were free to be sexual beings. As long as he likes only his "proper target" he doesn't see the hypocrite."
Many of us do find two guys hot. However, those that do are often stereotyped as screeching, illiterate teenage fangirls, whereas a man finding two girls hot is considered as "normal sexuality". Sigh...
@OP: Wow. Just... wow. I'm not even going to bother.
Guys, it's okay, we all know women aren't actually a gender.
I have to agree with Higgs. Obvious troll is obvious.
Actually, I think I get what he's saying. He's male, and not getting off on guys, so he's not sinning. He doesn't care that the people in the video are sinning.
*Sends some complexly hidden Led Zeppelin slash to this dudes' inbox*
I'd love to see how he'd react to a Yaoi fangirl. Or Yaoi itself, really. *Watches OP's head explode*
If you say gay & lesbian sex is offensive to God... THEN WHY DO YOU JERK OFF TO LESBIAN PORN?! Not to mention they say masturbation offends God too, so by your logic you're a double sinner.
All these people who say they hate gays, but are still aroused by two hot girls (or guys, for women) going at it.
Confused?
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