God is using the Disaster in Haiti for his Glory!!! Hallelujah!!!!
I can see this disaster in Haiti being used for Gods glory because I heard from a pastor in Haiti how the people were so poor there they had to eat mud pies now with this disaster the poor people are getting nutritious food they need from all the help they are getting now.
God sure does work in mysterious ways and what the enemy [Satan] used for evil God is now turning around for good and his glory!!!
Praise be to God Almighty how he can turn a disaster into a miracle for the poor people of Haiti!!!
God is so good!!!
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Yeah, it only took the deaths of over 100,000 people, the homelessness of millions, and the intense pain an sorrow caused by such a diasaster. What a merciful god.
So,an all loving god decided to help the poor and starving dirt-eaters by slaughtering and torturing thousands of people? I would think a better way to show his "love and mercy" would have been to prevnt an earthquake and make the land more hospitable to farming --- you know, actually provide food without massive slaughter.... yup, that is some loving god you have there.
Mud pies? Really?
If your pastor told you that the Chinese eat babies, I bet you'd believe him, too.
Also, your god's a dick. Did he look at all those hungry people and decided that he wanted to feed them. Only, he forgot the recipe for Mana from Heaven and decided an earthquake would do instead?
Actually, most of the survivors are still starving, because Haiti isn't getting enough food and water, nor does it have systems in place to ensure its timely and fair distribution.
You can't just give a fiver to a Haiti relief fund and pretend that because you gave, the problem went completely away. Yes, it helps, but it's a drop in the bucket. Over a million people are homeless as a result of the quake. It takes a long time to rebuild after a disaster of that magnitude. It also requires a lot of generosity from a lot of people, AND a lot of unbiased volunteers to ensure that everyone gets food, regardless of their ideology (hint, hint).
"God is so good!!!"
Yes! 200,000+ killed doesn't matter. Corpses thrown in garbage dumps doesn't matter. Intense trauma from survivors doesn't matter. People left without loved ones doesn't matter. Disease, starvation, dehydration caused by the aftermath doesn't matter. "God" helped these people get a little closer back to normal after the disaster he allowed!
"God is using the Disaster in Haiti for his Glory!!! Hallelujah!!!!"
You disgust me.
"I can see this disaster in Haiti being used for Gods glory because I heard from a pastor in Haiti how the people were so poor there they had to eat mud pies now with this disaster the poor people are getting nutritious food they need from all the help they are getting now."
What happened to manna from heaven? Wouldn't that have been easier on everyone involved?
"God sure does work in mysterious ways and what the enemy [Satan] used for evil God is now turning around for good and his glory!!!"
You disgust me and you're a moron.
"Praise be to God Almighty how he can turn a disaster into a miracle for the poor people of Haiti!!!"
Turn a disaster into a miracle? Wasn't it your god who caused the disaster in the first place?
I'm pretty sure that most people would find it reprehensible to set fire to a building just so you could call the fire department and maybe run in and save a couple of people yet your god causes untold death and destruction and then everyone else sends aid and your god still fucking gets all the credit.
I'll never understand how you people come to such bizarre conclusions.
"God is so good!!!"
Not according to you people.
I heard from a pastor in Haiti...
No you didn't. You're lying for Jebus!
...how the people were so poor there they had to eat mud pies
No they don't. You know how I know this? Because if people eat only dirt they will die.
Praise be to God Almighty how he can turn a disaster...
That according to many, including Pat Robertson, He caused! Way to go, God!
...into a miracle for the poor people of Haiti!!!
You mean the poor people who were lucky enough to survive. The 100,000 or so who died, sucks for them!
I work for Medicin Sans Frontier...
People in Haiti were poor because of american interference in the region and a series of dictatorships.
And no they weren't "poor enough to eat mud pies". That's just lies mate. Eating mud is the last stage of starvation. The "death phase".
If God is omniscient and omnipotent the disaster wouldn't have happened anyways. The disaster happened because of plate tectonics. Its like how insects die splattered on the windscreen of my car. Utterly immaterial to the net movement of my car. There is no evil or good involved in the death of said insect, merely the physics of movement of a much more powerful entity.
Likewise a 75 kg man has fuck all to do with the billions of tonnes of planet beneath his feet.
Oh and if you have to kill thousands of people to get people food then your plans are idiotic.
You guys are all actually dead wrong.
They really were eating mud pies in Haiti before the earthquake. They were literally eating dirt there. Dirt was actually one of the most popular "foods" in Haiti
Here is a link to a BBC video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIEt3vsUHgY
In the meanwhile, he has to kill and leave without infrastructures a whole population. I see it a little contradictory, eh?. And why doing it through common people instead of doing a supernatural thing?
Yeah, killing people for nothing..
You know, fuck this. All these bastards need is example of pain and suffering.
I found my car keys! God is good!
There was an earthquake in Haiti! God is good!
A doctor was murdered! God is good!
My neighbor had an abortion! God is... Wait a minute, that disgusting slut, she!
So your god is one to use a sledgehammer to open a can of pop? Sure, it destroys the can, ruins the table, and it sends pop spraying all over the place, but at least it's open, right?
Are you retarded? 100,000+ people died, and you're shouting about how "god is so good!!!"?
What the living fuck can be seen as good in this?
You are a monster, AngelHeart. What would you say if your homestate was demolished? All your worldly posessions turned to dust? Gods plan?
You know you'd curse his name as long as you were alive. I wish you could see how ridiculous you look right now.
Our Swedish Christian Songbird Carola Häggkvist went to Haiti the other day. She brought a gift for her sponsored child there, and made a commercial for The Star of Hope, or something like that, while she was there.
The gift: perfume from Hugo Boss, worth almost 70 Euros. The child is starving and in dire need of an education.
She has said that she was not surprised by the earthquake, as it is stated in the Bible.
Why the heck did she not warn somebody, anybody?
Worst case of just-world fallacy ever.
These people will tell themselves anything, no matter how insane, to make bad things out to actually be good, rather than face up to the harsh indifference of reality.
So where was your god before the earthquake? I suppose a bunch of Black people in the Caribbean don't matter unless a whole bunch of them are killed by some terrible natural disaster....
Then suddenly they're worth helping, and god is such a cool guy for bringing an earthquake so as to get all the good christian white people to help them.
You make me sick. You really do.
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