7.7 The argument from religious need
1. Human beings really need God
2. What humans really need, probably really exists
3. Therefore, God really exists
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Even giving them the benefit of the doubt on the first point, I think it's more a case of:
1. Lots of human beings feel the need to follow a higher power of some sort.
2. What humans need, if it doesn't exist, they'll invent.
3. Therefore, religion is popular.
It has been said that "necessity is the mother of invention." So primitive humans who needed a god invented more than 5000 of them over the centuries.
Good thing most societies have evolved well past needing such foolishness.
1. I have a list of lottery numbers
2. People win the lottery
3. I have the winning numbers.
1. Moron indulges in dazed wishful thinking.
2. Moron still indulges in dazed wishful thinking and doesn't realize his or her tongue is lolling both comically and unattractively.
3. Moron's jaw is uncommonly slack as the dazed wishful thinking continues and the moron, as he or she perambulates, doesn't realize the danger to his or her knuckles.
1) I really need millions of dollars
2) What I really need probably exists
3) Therefore I'm a multi millionaire
Cool! I'm going to Hawaii!
*Later*
What do you mean declined? But I'm a multi millionaire!
Fucking reality ruins everything.
1. Human beings really need - or at least really like - the IDEA of God
2. What humans really need - or at least really want - they will probably invent
3. Therefore, the IDEA of God really exists, because we invented it.
Fixed.
I don't disagree that religion can be good. But that's not a convincing argument that religion is TRUE.
This is the kind of person that, when confronted with an undeniable truth, like, if god exists and heals amputees, why do amputees never grow limbs back, they just furrow their brows in frustration and repeat their last statement in the hope that you didn't hear them the last time and the repeating the statement will somehow, magically, make it valid.
Somehow, I'm reminded of this:
Penguins are black and white. Old TV shows are a black and white. Therefore, some penguins are old TV shows.
Few non-sequiters and violations of several logical and argumentative fallacies.
It does no follow that human beings really need God. If that was true, then atheism wouldn't exist, as it would be physically impossible to live without God. Hence, human beings do NOT really need God.
It does not follow that necessity precludes and inevitably confirms something's existence. The old saying "Necessity is the mother of invention" comes to mind.
False premises may lead to a true conclusion - that would make it valid - but since your premises are patently and demonstrably false, your argument is not sound, and is therefore not logically permissible.
And a quick little reductio ad absurdum:
Humans really need common sense.
What humans need, probably really exists.
Hence, common sense exists.
Bitch.
1. Human beings really need Time Machines
2. What humans really need, probably really exists
3. Therefore, Time Machines really exist
See what I did there? Blew your argument out of the water, didn't it?
This argument is so flawed it's not funny.
What humans really need are cures for AIDS or cancer, but so far they don't exist. Where is your God?
1. Human beings (as a species) need adequate food supplies.
2. What humans really need, probably really exists.
3. Therefore, adequate food supplies really exist.
Oh, wait, there are whole countries starving...
I really need a HD video camera which works in perfect darkness, suffers from no grainy images, can record for weeks on end with no heat issues, can stay powered for even longer and costs only a couple hundred dollars......
It seems that what we need may not actually exist.
I need a food that is more enjoyable than a million orgasms.
Oh look, it probably really doesn't exist.
This doesn't work as a syllogism even if you assume point 1 to be true. Point 2 contains an expression of potentiality ("probably"). A syllogism requires the first two points to be absolutes in order to prove the third.
Piss off back to Philosophy 101, come back, then piss off again.
"1. Human beings really need God
2. What humans really need, probably really exists
3. Therefore, God really exists"
1. I am a human being who doesn't really need a so-called 'God'.
2. I need a computer. I bought & built one. It exists.
3. Therefore, a 'God' doesn't exist.
Your call, Mariano.
Lets see how that works....closes eyes
1. I really need a new pickup
2. What I really need probably really exists
3. Therefore my new pickup is out in the driveway
Opens eye
Nope same old crappy car out there. Damn.
Well, I need a house, does it mean that it exists?. Sorry, I have to buy it, like everybody.
Another argument solveable by 7.7:
1. Starving children across the world need food.
2. Since they need food, it's probably accessible.
3. Therefore, starving children across the world can't actually be starving.
Makes... sense?
7.7 The argument from religious need
1. Human beings really need God
2. What humans really need, probably really exists
3. Therefore, God really exists
The key word here being "probably" - it "probably" really exists, which implies that it might not. Are you really sure that's the message you want to send, as a promoter of God and religion?
And what makes you think human beings necessarily need God, anyway? A lot of people seem to get along just fine without him.
1. Not everyone (e.g. me) has spiritual needs. There are ways to fullfil one's spiritual needs besides Christianity. "God" might not be what he pretends to be.
2. That is nothing but wishful thinking. I believe that humans really need resurrection and biological immortality, since far too many die way before their time, forever incapable of realising their dreams, hopes and ambitions, leaving behind grieving friends and family never to return, and because, no matter how long I life, even if I lived to onehundred and twenty, or two hundred, or even one thousand years, that time span would still pale compared to vastness of Deep Time, and I will never see the wonders of ages to come. Unless you are speaking about essential physiological needs (in which case, that is nothing but a truism, as otherwise humanity would necessarily go extinct), this is simply not true. Also, even spiritual humans are able to fulfill their needs not with real gods (as their mythologies are far too diverse for all of them to be true), but with fictions.
3. Both premises are utterly wrong, so the conclusion is worthless.
What you are actually saying is:
1. I want God to exist.
2. I want God to exist.
3. Therefore, God exists.
A variation of the Cosmological argument. Not clever but they need to grasp at these things, they believe things for no reason as it is so accepting anything that appears to support it is a given.
Easily defused if you come across it, this, the Cosmological Argument or Pascal's Wager.
Not YOUR God.
Also substitute God with any fictitious creature or deity and watch them go "That's totally illogical"
So thank you for admitting that the old philosophical question 'Did God create Man, or did Man create God' is now answered.
Maryanus here thought he'd come up with a mindblowing - and Atheist-destroying - piece of argumental logic. It's only gone and blown up in his own face.
An Argument Annihilator you'll never be, pal. Just ask Giveitaday, SpukiKitty, checkmate, and many more besides.
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