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#430914
Nibien
Anyone who believes in God just needs to read the first chapter of genesis.
3/12/2008 3:03:16 AM
#430980
Neserit
Well, that solves everything!
3/12/2008 4:50:20 AM
#431131
Mandy
Anyone who believes the Bible is literally true needs to read the first two chapters of Genesis.
Or just about any other part.
3/12/2008 10:49:09 AM
#431179
Brain_In_A_Jar
Been there, done that, still an atheist, still think evolution makes sense. Bye.
3/12/2008 11:33:48 AM
#431203
Freboy
Anyone who believes in the Bible just needs to read the first chapter of the Silmarillion.
3/12/2008 12:02:56 PM
#431222
Philbert McAdamia
Read it, had a chuckle, tossed it.
3/12/2008 12:14:22 PM
#431259
Alethe
Okay then, reconcile Chapter 1 with Chapter 2, and don't omit ANYTHING written therein.
3/12/2008 12:53:26 PM
#431270
Quantum Mechanic
Genesis?
I did. It's crap.
3/12/2008 1:02:08 PM
#431324
El Guapo
If anyone believes the first chapter of genesis, contact me immediately.
I am former executive fiscal officer for Afraria, Thomas Mkembe. Following the deportation of our former president, I was entrusted with 20 million pounds for safe keeping. Our former President Forrest Whittaker was assassinated last month in Switzerland by the agents of the WuTang, and I deparately need your help, trusted friend. Please send me your social security and bank account numbers. I will deposit this money in your account. At the end of one year, 6 million pounds will be withdrawn and donated to the Creation Museum near Cincinatti. The remaining 6 million and interest will be yours to do with as is God's plan. Please do not hesitate! Contact me now trusted friend.
3/12/2008 1:46:48 PM
#553925
Anyone who believes in creationism just needs to read first chapter of a science text book.
fixed
6/22/2008 8:08:13 PM
#553948
I've read the entire bible because I like fiction.
6/22/2008 8:24:01 PM
#553961
The_king901
It should be: Anyone not "beliving" in evolution just need to read the chapter of genesis >_>
6/22/2008 8:35:18 PM
#553969
Dagger
Read it. Almost fell asleep. Still quite convinced of evolution, thanks.
@ El Guapo: *dies laughing*
6/22/2008 8:46:35 PM
#569523
NoAstronomer
Alethe wrote:
Okay then, reconcile Chapter 1 with Chapter 2, and
don't omit ANYTHING written therein.
No. No. No. JUST the first chapter. Chapter 2 is too high-level for your untrained mind. No wonder you're confused.
7/2/2008 6:02:30 PM
#619601
Kizza
your an idiot there is so much evidence of evolitoon it isnt funny and wears your hard core evidence idot i mean for gods sake are you that fucking stupid
8/7/2008 10:11:00 AM
#619617
Freboy
You actually think we believe in evolution because we're oblivious of what the bible says? Or because we think the bible agrees with science?
Stupidity in its purest form.
8/7/2008 10:29:48 AM
#937722
Timon
Anyone who believes in evolution* just needs to read first chapter of Theogany.
*Hovind's definition.
4/10/2009 4:44:06 PM
#938250
Table Rock
I can't. It's not released yet.
4/11/2009 8:07:31 PM
#1154502
Anyone who believes in God just need to read first chapter of any science book.
5/3/2010 5:54:58 PM
#1154506
louislois
Read it.
Laughed.
Threw it in the compost heap.
5/3/2010 6:00:18 PM
#1154571
Moondog
5/3/2010 7:25:50 PM
#1154668
Anemone
I did, it was boring.
5/3/2010 11:06:30 PM
#1154823
Anon-e-moose
And anyone who believes in Genesis just needs to read "On the Origin of Species" by Charles Darwin, or "The Greatest Show on Earth: The Evidence for Evolution" by Richard Dawkins.
Your point, willhs?
5/4/2010 7:41:02 AM
#1154936
anti-nonsense
I've read it. It was stupid.
5/4/2010 2:01:55 PM
#1155058
Canadiest
Did it
FAIL
5/4/2010 6:48:53 PM
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