[On why he hates eHarmony]
The first is that it is a Christian website and forces vile, distorted bullshit like Jesus onto the people who sign up for it. The second is that the only match I've gotten so far is a fucking coon. How dare they give my a mouth breathing ape as a match!? That's disgusting and an insult to my intelligence.
This thing below is not datable. If I wanted to date a turd I'd go to the fucking zoo and pick up a chimp! Fuck eHarmony!
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"a fucking coon"
The first three things tell me that the fourth thing has negligible value. Rather like your opinions.
If you hate the fact that it's a Christian website don't use it.
But you've got waaaaaaay more problems here than not liking the Christianity, pal.
(Although it's nice to see that the lack of interracial couples in their ads doesn't line up with the matches they actually produce.)
I went and looked at the girl he got matched with, ... and no chance that girl was touching you with her worst enemy's pussy cracker.
I mean she was smoking hot. And his pic. Well his pic reflects the giant fucktard that he is.
The worst part of this is he's an avowed athiest, whose read Mark Twain. I hate it when cuntwads have things in common with me.
Coon? She looks mostly asian to me. If you're gonna be a racist fuckwad at least have the decency to do it right.
And agree with the other posters here - she's well fit, while he looks like a twat.
Edit: Read through his profile, and this http://www.whohub.com/millsapparatus He really is one of the biggest cunts I've ever come accross.
Yuck. I read through that profile of his, and he sounds like he suffers from a severe case of narcissism (along with a touch of megalomania). Man, what a dick.
I also think that the more he has to brag, the more mediocre he must actually be. Oh, and a high I.Q. doesn't necessarily guarantee "smart". Just saying.
"If I wanted to date a turd I'd go to the fucking zoo and pick up a chimp!"
Yeah, like you'd have a shot with a chimp ...
"The first is that it is a Christian website and forces vile, distorted bullshit like Jesus onto the people who sign up for it."
I assume you're a satanist, right? Your bigotry shows it too.
Wow.
I just got back from that guys profile, and I have to say, that man has no redeeming features.
At all.
First off, he is a Nazi skinhead. No denying that.
Second, he is the bad kind of atheist.
Third, he is a whiny little prick who considers himself to be the musical equivalent of the fucking Christ reborn and the only reason that his "music" gets bad scores is some kind of site-wide conspiracy that only makes sense in his head.
Fourth, and most damning of all, he thinks this site doesn't exist!
Seriously! Someone pointed out that his quote was on this site, and he just said we didn't exist, and that he was "stating a scientific fact" and called the other person a "giant titted mammary suckling."
Honestly, I do not support the death penalty. Which is why this man should be locked in a mental asylum.
On Poveglia Island.
Wait, I would have sworn that this guy stated earlier that he had a "girlfriend".
Either that "girl" got a sudden case of common sense and left, or MillsApparatus learned that blow-up dolls don't count.
Either way, somebody troll him and give him a good case of butthurt.
ETA: Here is MillsApparatus Youtube page. http://www.youtube.com/user/millsapparatus What do you all think?
While I've heard lots of bad things about eHarmony being overly Christian, I'm sure they should have a place to check your preference as to what race you would want to date.
And while I'm not attracted to black women, I would have a hard time turning down the beautiful woman you apparently prefer to equate with monkeys.
The only mouth breathing ape around here is you.
@Katsuro: Sheesh, you're right about that. But what does this 167-IQ ultimate musical virtuoso do?
What time did you get up this morning?
Obviously everyone else is using their man tits to keep him down.
[Edit: not that I'm knocking the job - I've done it myself on more than one occasion and I did it well. It just doesn't strike me as a long-term career choice. As he himself asks on his log :
Yeah, right back atya, buddy.]
I don't know what's more funnier...
the fact he talks about man-tits more than he does female tits
or the fact he has contradicted himself in many ways than one
I think the best way to handle this guy is this:
"Don't feed the troll"
"The second is that the only match I've gotten so far is a fucking coon. "
Yeah, I can't stand those darn raccoons either.
I have just posted on his YouTube page, about how pathetic he is, and the fact that he should be flattered that that website matched him with a woman who's so completely out of his league.
I would try shitflooding his userpage, but that's... Difficult...
@LadyJafaria:
"(Although it's nice to see that the lack of interracial couples in their ads doesn't line up with the matches they actually produce.)"
Precisely. My friends and I always complained about their ads. But now I love them for pissing off this jackass.
If that's her real pic, she's gorgeous and you are an utter racist fuckwit not to be able to see it. Even I can see it and I'm a straight female.
Fortunately there are lots of other guys that will be happy to date her.
Also, stop giving atheism a bad name, you mouth-breathing racist fuck.
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