Quote# 70696

Okay, whiny-assed liberals, the great Doom concedes. Obasshole is NOT a Kenyan.

He's a knuckle-dragging, sputum-drooling, mouth-breathing, low-forehead, lice-infested, cesspool-bottom-feeding, illegitimate, single-digit-IQ spawn of an interspecies copulation of a garbage-encrusted cockroach with a syphilitic, slime-oozing, humanomorphic mass of maggot-riddled, pus-filled protoplasm. The best part of him ran down his daddy's furry leg and dripped on his banana. If someone kicked the shit out of him, his skin could be rolled up and buried in a mailing tube.

Is that better, liberals?

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 46 Comments [2/19/2010 12:58:20 AM]
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Aw, see. We knew you liked him, really.

2/19/2010 2:17:41 AM

Ok, but he is a PhD in law by Harvard and the elected president of America, something that you're likely not. Happy?

2/19/2010 2:58:28 AM


Yep, Doc doom is very racist. My theory is confirmed.

2/19/2010 3:46:50 AM

Percy Q. Shunn

You forgot to mention that he beat McCain/Palin, and he is saddled with the crushing reality of cleaning up following a two-term disaster called Bush.

2/19/2010 4:45:38 AM


This isn't the real Doctor Doom! The real one isn't as much as a twat. Evil maybe, but most definately not a twat.

I even doubt this man has a real doctorate.

2/19/2010 5:42:01 AM



Let's not forget that the real Doctor Doom knows some sorcery, which to the Freepers is probably "of the Devil".

2/19/2010 6:56:41 AM

Huckster Sam

Just a Doombot. Where's Squirrel Girl when we need her?

2/19/2010 8:06:29 AM

Whilst your insult is impressive in it's verbosity, it doesn't actually make any sense. I'll grade you up from an F- to an F because you spelled "protoplasm" correctly.

2/19/2010 8:12:04 AM


Well he would fit right in on Free Conservatives don't you think?

2/19/2010 11:01:51 AM

Freakin' Doombot's on the fritz again. Time to call in a mechanic.

2/19/2010 12:06:39 PM

Aww someone still hasn't gotten over the election...

2/19/2010 12:34:25 PM


Do you really eat with that mouth???

2/19/2010 4:05:40 PM

Power Skunk

@ Huckster Sam
Probably off beating Thanos-clones that even fool the Watchers.

2/19/2010 5:48:54 PM


I wonder what it says that I am, by now, so inured to disgusting racism that my only reaction to this is to acknowledge that the last line is actually kinda clever, as such things go? Nothing good, I bet.

2/19/2010 9:30:20 PM


I read 'Free Conseravatives' regularly. Bless their little cotton socks. And Doctor Doom is great. Wolf Counsel is my personal favourite. I read to confirm that I am right to be happy that I am Australian. I have wondered, idly, whether one or both are pen names for William Calley's Commanding Officer. They are elderly chappies.

2/19/2010 9:31:25 PM

Tolpuddle Martyr

I can hear the fapping from here in Australia.

2/20/2010 2:46:32 AM


This reminds me of an exchange from the movie "Trainspotting", where one of the characters (it takes place in Scotland, for those who don't know) is deriding the British for being idiots, and another of the characters reminds him that these idiots conquered the Scottish.

So Obama is all the things you claim, and yet he has accomplished more than you have ans is now the leader of your nation. Congratulations. You have just admitted he's better than you.

2/20/2010 3:00:07 AM


Finally some honesty from you mentally deficient morons.

2/20/2010 4:06:34 AM

Mr Blur

I do believe it's a new low for the detestable DoctorDoom.

2/20/2010 4:08:48 AM

Is that better? Yes. At least he isn't you? Or 'Coby' in other section. LOL.

2/20/2010 4:33:23 AM


Sounds like "You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch" on crack

2/20/2010 8:06:33 AM


Well, he's right that Obama isn't Kenyan...he's American, and his father is Kenyan, yes?

The rest of it was very creative but I can't take it seriously.

2/20/2010 8:58:03 AM


*4 pages of pwn*

Only 4, as that is the number of times i thought "ew" at his description.

2/20/2010 3:08:14 PM

Zeus Almighty

For some reason I get the impression of DoctorDud watching Obama on television and jacking off while typing this racist drivel with one hand.

2/20/2010 3:39:54 PM


Seriously, his username is DoctorDoom. I'm thinking Poe.

2/20/2010 7:39:43 PM

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