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#1128652
aaa
"It's dancing around naked in a battlefield."
Been there, done that. It went magnificently. If you saw a naked warrior dancing naked while dodging bullets in the tune of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive", you'd respect the guy for the sheer audacity of the act.
3/4/2010 2:00:27 PM
#1128658
Caretaker
Okay, aaa already won the thread.
3/4/2010 2:05:16 PM
#1128661
Dr. Shrinker
Yes, we can't have people actually learning things can we OrangeWizard?
3/4/2010 2:09:49 PM
#1128662
Efrain
@aaa:
You'll also be so scared, you would be unable to shoot. >_>
3/4/2010 2:09:51 PM
#1128663
Obviously he has tried shoving his head ( and succeeded ) up his largest orifice.
3/4/2010 2:10:15 PM
#1128670
Horsefeathers
Was any of that meant to be relevant to the question, or does OrangeWizard just think anything he happens to type is profound?
3/4/2010 2:16:46 PM
#1128672
Old Viking
Your smallest orifice isn't worthy of respect? Well, I guess you would know.
3/4/2010 2:21:18 PM
#1128674
aaa
@Efrain: They didn't see anything genuinely horrifying until my ghetto blaster started playing "Stayin' Alive".
3/4/2010 2:21:52 PM
#1128676
Doubting Thomas
Yes, it's always far better to close your mind to any other beliefs and sequester yourself away from any conflicting ideas. That way you can keep holding onto your ridiculous beliefs while ridiculing others for their ridiculous beliefs and feel smug & superior for it.
3/4/2010 2:22:57 PM
#1128679
OrangeWizard's sig:
"The way that you type is a measure of your intelligence.
Use English properly."
I'd suggest that *what* you type is rather more important and I conclude that you sir, are an idiot.
3/4/2010 2:27:06 PM
#1128684
tracer
The smallest orifice ...
That would be ... um ... one of my sweat glands, right?
3/4/2010 2:34:50 PM
#1128688
Papabear
"No I haven't done that."
You haven't tried seeing anything without bias? Why am I not surprised?
"I also haven't shoved a nail up my smallest orifice and I don't think that's deserving of respect either."
I agree, shoving a nail into one of your pores is not worthy of respect, then again, being barely bright enough NOT to shove a nail into one of your pores isn't really worthy of respect either.
"It's not worthy of respect, it's stupid."
Indeed, shoving nails into much other than wood is stupid.
"It's dancing around naked in a battlefield."
Well, that is stupid too, but, depending upon who the dancer is, it might be entertaining to watch.
3/4/2010 2:42:08 PM
#1128698
Vegetable Rights Activist
So, what? Looking at the world in an unbiased way is as stupid as shoving nails into your skin?
Whatever you say there, buddy.
3/4/2010 2:53:22 PM
#1128703
anevilmeme
Rather than making fun of your head in the sand worldview let's discuss your username.
What kind of a sinner are you? The Bible clearly states that sorcery and necromancy are evil and yet you go be the name Orange Wizard.
Careful, True Bible Believing Chirstians might burn you at the stake.
3/4/2010 2:59:10 PM
#1128709
werewolf
@aaa
Good for you.
Tried it once when I was young. The Park Rangers were definitely not impressed.
3/4/2010 3:23:55 PM
#1128712
Berny
Somehow, seeing as to how much shit you've already spewed, I don't think I going out on a limb saying your smallest orifice is NOT your asshole.
3/4/2010 3:25:32 PM
#1128716
I personally will respect people who've looked into other beliefs and come to their own conclusions about their spirituality far more than someone who's only listened to lies, propaganda and hate speech.
As for going naked in a battlefield, it's a surprisingly effective tactic if you've got enough people doing it.
3/4/2010 3:38:34 PM
#1128727
caustic gnostic
Picts, Gauls and Spartans. They did some hot moves with their pikestaffs.
3/4/2010 4:07:32 PM
#1128732
OW
You're all a bunch of atheist faggots and I hate you all and will laugh when Jehovah smites you all.
3/4/2010 4:51:01 PM
#1128733
Lainey
That's very charming, OW. Did we hurts your widdle feewings?
3/4/2010 4:55:52 PM
#1128735
OW
Nope you faggots just offend my own sense of human dignity
3/4/2010 4:57:02 PM
#1128736
louislois
At least this Fundy is honest that he keeps himself willfully ignorant.
Enjoy your life of stupidity and ignorance. Try not to stare into sun. It's bad for your eyes.
3/4/2010 4:58:54 PM
#1128737
Caretaker
Aww, we gots our very own baby troll!
*Tickles it* Goochy-goochy-goo!
3/4/2010 4:59:21 PM
#1128738
Dr. Shrinker
Hey OW, didn't your savior tell you to bless those who offend you? Ah, but then when has your lot ever been concerned with what your savior had to say? Just say the magic words and you can do or say whatever you want with perfect self righteousness.
3/4/2010 5:00:16 PM
#1128740
Brian
Why would a supposed Christian name himself after two stoner metal bands (Orange Goblin, Electric Wizard)
Is someone not a sincere as they would like us to believe?
3/4/2010 5:04:03 PM
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