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[regarding someone wanting to look at other theological beliefs]

(Maybe he's just trying to see the world on his own terms, without bias, maybe? I mean, have YOU done that?)

No I haven't done that. I also haven't shoved a nail up my smallest orifice and I don't think that's deserving of respect either.

It's not worthy of respect, it's stupid. It's dancing around naked in a battlefield.

OrangeWizard, GameFAQs 140 Comments [3/4/2010 1:52:59 PM]
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aaa

"It's dancing around naked in a battlefield."

Been there, done that. It went magnificently. If you saw a naked warrior dancing naked while dodging bullets in the tune of Gloria Gaynor's "I will survive", you'd respect the guy for the sheer audacity of the act.

3/4/2010 2:00:27 PM

Caretaker

Okay, aaa already won the thread.

3/4/2010 2:05:16 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Yes, we can't have people actually learning things can we OrangeWizard?

3/4/2010 2:09:49 PM

Efrain

@aaa:
You'll also be so scared, you would be unable to shoot. >_>

3/4/2010 2:09:51 PM



Obviously he has tried shoving his head ( and succeeded ) up his largest orifice.

3/4/2010 2:10:15 PM

Horsefeathers

Was any of that meant to be relevant to the question, or does OrangeWizard just think anything he happens to type is profound?

3/4/2010 2:16:46 PM

Old Viking

Your smallest orifice isn't worthy of respect? Well, I guess you would know.

3/4/2010 2:21:18 PM

aaa

@Efrain: They didn't see anything genuinely horrifying until my ghetto blaster started playing "Stayin' Alive".

3/4/2010 2:21:52 PM

Doubting Thomas

Yes, it's always far better to close your mind to any other beliefs and sequester yourself away from any conflicting ideas. That way you can keep holding onto your ridiculous beliefs while ridiculing others for their ridiculous beliefs and feel smug & superior for it.

3/4/2010 2:22:57 PM



OrangeWizard's sig:

"The way that you type is a measure of your intelligence.
Use English properly."

I'd suggest that *what* you type is rather more important and I conclude that you sir, are an idiot.

3/4/2010 2:27:06 PM

tracer

The smallest orifice ...

That would be ... um ... one of my sweat glands, right?

3/4/2010 2:34:50 PM

Papabear

"No I haven't done that."

You haven't tried seeing anything without bias? Why am I not surprised?

"I also haven't shoved a nail up my smallest orifice and I don't think that's deserving of respect either."

I agree, shoving a nail into one of your pores is not worthy of respect, then again, being barely bright enough NOT to shove a nail into one of your pores isn't really worthy of respect either.

"It's not worthy of respect, it's stupid."

Indeed, shoving nails into much other than wood is stupid.

"It's dancing around naked in a battlefield."

Well, that is stupid too, but, depending upon who the dancer is, it might be entertaining to watch.

3/4/2010 2:42:08 PM

Vegetable Rights Activist

So, what? Looking at the world in an unbiased way is as stupid as shoving nails into your skin?


Whatever you say there, buddy.

3/4/2010 2:53:22 PM

anevilmeme

Rather than making fun of your head in the sand worldview let's discuss your username.

What kind of a sinner are you? The Bible clearly states that sorcery and necromancy are evil and yet you go be the name Orange Wizard.

Careful, True Bible Believing Chirstians might burn you at the stake.

3/4/2010 2:59:10 PM

werewolf

@aaa

Good for you.

Tried it once when I was young. The Park Rangers were definitely not impressed.

3/4/2010 3:23:55 PM

Berny

Somehow, seeing as to how much shit you've already spewed, I don't think I going out on a limb saying your smallest orifice is NOT your asshole.

3/4/2010 3:25:32 PM



I personally will respect people who've looked into other beliefs and come to their own conclusions about their spirituality far more than someone who's only listened to lies, propaganda and hate speech.

As for going naked in a battlefield, it's a surprisingly effective tactic if you've got enough people doing it.

3/4/2010 3:38:34 PM

caustic gnostic

Picts, Gauls and Spartans. They did some hot moves with their pikestaffs.

3/4/2010 4:07:32 PM

OW

You're all a bunch of atheist faggots and I hate you all and will laugh when Jehovah smites you all.

3/4/2010 4:51:01 PM

Lainey

That's very charming, OW. Did we hurts your widdle feewings?

3/4/2010 4:55:52 PM

OW

Nope you faggots just offend my own sense of human dignity

3/4/2010 4:57:02 PM

louislois

At least this Fundy is honest that he keeps himself willfully ignorant.

Enjoy your life of stupidity and ignorance. Try not to stare into sun. It's bad for your eyes.

3/4/2010 4:58:54 PM

Caretaker

Aww, we gots our very own baby troll!

*Tickles it* Goochy-goochy-goo!

3/4/2010 4:59:21 PM

Dr. Shrinker

Hey OW, didn't your savior tell you to bless those who offend you? Ah, but then when has your lot ever been concerned with what your savior had to say? Just say the magic words and you can do or say whatever you want with perfect self righteousness.

3/4/2010 5:00:16 PM

Brian

Why would a supposed Christian name himself after two stoner metal bands (Orange Goblin, Electric Wizard)

Is someone not a sincere as they would like us to believe?

3/4/2010 5:04:03 PM
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