Rose #sexist

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A penis is a fucking weapon— and I AM a mother of 3 sons! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older boys were younger— no staying over friends house were there are older boys or men. No staying over my brother’s house( my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon. Only female doctors. Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers — no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.

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old comment by Sisyphus

A "aroomofourown" a seething cesspool of hatred and misanthropy. These women give ALL women a bad name.

Hey Rose! I'm due to give birth to a daughter (gasp!) in 2 months and guess what? My husband (who has a penis!) is going to bathe her, change her diapers, tuck her in at night etc. Also my father (who also has a penis) will do the same when he babysits her. Oh and this will REALLY make your head explode (I hope) my ob/gyn is a male (WHO HAS A PENIS!!!!!). I'm sure he'll rape me halfway through the delivery!

Having said that. I was molested as a child and will be hyper vigilant when my daughter is around strange men but c'mon now wtf type of people are your sons going to grow up to be? They'll hate themselves you dumb bitch.

old comment by lupinella

Okay, I am furious. I have never read a submission on this board that caused me to cry until now.
I loathe love-shy & a.r.o.o.o. to a degree that I should know not to look at quotes from either place . [i.e. - like I treat r.s.t.d.t. - I went there once & can't handle that type of hatred.]
Rose, FUCK YOU!

I was raised in a horrible household. BOTH of my parents abused me in a myriad of ways, inc. sexually. They also were incredibly manipulative of their children. For years my mother told me that she had walked into a room when I was a child to find my brother molesting me. I was five at the time of the alleged attack & even then I knew it was a lie. It wasn't until later that I understood that she was trying to create a cover for herself and my father.

A penis is not the cause of rapes, you twisted excuse for a human. A fucked up view of power is.
I haven't seen my brother in almost 20 yrs. due to a woman who screwed with a young man's head.
It has taken me a lifetime of therapy for me to have a normal life.
Guess what? I don't look at men OR women and see them as inherently threatening. I sought treatment so that I wouldn't turn out to be a misanthrope.
In a best case scenario, you are raising children who will always look at people through the window of their own tortured pasts.

I know the stats on abuse and rape, you cunt. Sexual abuse with a male victim is the single least reported crime in this country. Looking at the way you treat your sons, I wouldn't be surprised to find them in that number.
Just to be clear: Yes, I am a woman. Yes, I am a feminist. Yes, I will get in extremely heated arguments with anyone who thinks rape jokes are funny or are rape apologists.
You, are a miserable excuse for a human and, yet, I hope you are never raped - I honestly don't wish that on anyone. But, I do hope someone saves your children from you.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"A penis is a fucking weapon"

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'Enter the man who wears no underwear, ask me why! ('why do wear no underwear Lord Flash?') Because the pants havn't been built yet that can take the job on!'

'God's potatoes George, you said noble brother fliers were in the lurch. If I'd have known it was captain slack bladder and the mound of the hound of the baskervilles, I'd have let them stew in their own juice. And let mw tell you if I ever did that, I'd probably drown!'

'Just because I can give multiple orgasms to the furniture just by sitting on it'

'Hey! Any girl who wants to chain herself to may railing and 'suffer-a-jet' movement gets my vote!'

'Mind if I use your phone? If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't like them on my conscience. Not when they ought to be on my face!'

'Hey girls, look at my machinery!'

*SQUEAL!*

-Squadron Leader Lord Flashheart

And to paraphrase Flashheart:

'Hey fundies! Still worshipping God?! Last time I heard, he was worshipping ME! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!'

"A penis is a fucking weapon"

'Tautology of the century' award, anyone?

old comment by Pedantic Speaker

In her defence, the media is slightly to blame for it for using violent metaphors for sex so often, and for predominantly using ones in which the male is the aggressor. To quote one blog post I read,
"My question is, why do our discussions about intercourse have to sound scenes out of a horror movie? Why does sex have to sound like getting stabbed? And, if sex does have to sound like something out of a horror movie, can women be the agents of terror now and then? How about, “The vagina chomps on the penis and swallows it whole?”"
(from http://www.patheos.com/blogs/sarahoverthemoon/2012/07/sex-krakens-penetration-jared-douglas-wilson/)

old comment by pyro

A vagina is a fucking weapon and I AM a father of 3 daughters! My youngest is 5 and I can tell you, I never allow the older teen girls to bathe her, sleep in the same bed with her, see her naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older daughters will rape her? In my heart no, but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking vagina and a vagina is a weapon. Might sound harsh to some but my job is to protect my kids even from each other. I was the same way when the older girls were younger no staying over friends house were there are older girls or women. No staying over my sister’s house( my sister loves them and in my heart I know she would not hurt them, but she also has a vagina which is a fucking weapon. Only male doctors. Never fully trust a woman with a vagina. Not their mother, aunts, teachers no one.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were males.

old comment by The Reptilian Jew

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And that is, ladies, how to ruin your sons' childhood.

A penis is a fucking weapon and I AM a mother of 3 sons!
If you consider a penis a weapon, why did you have sex to begin with? Thrice?

I never allow the older teen boys to bathe him, sleep in the same bed with him, see him naked, sit on their laps, babysit, wrestle or any interaction that involve more than a hug. Do I think my older sons will rape him? In my heart no ,but in my mind I know it can happen because they have a fucking penis and a penis is a weapon.
You're basically separating them from each other. No sleeping with each other? No wrestling? I have a brother, and if I had been subjected to this when I was 5, I'm sure I'd have died.
Also, if you lack trust in your sons this much, you automatically lose your right to be called a mother.

my brother loves them and in my heart I know he would not hurt them, but he also has a penis which is a fucking weapon.
So if I have a gun, is it a logical conclusion that I'm bound to kill my mother with it? I mean, I love her, BUT I HAVE A GUN WHICH IS A FUCKING WEAPON. Yeah, could totally happen.
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Never fully trust any man with a penis. Not their father, uncles, teachers no one.
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SO, tell me, if you're a radfem, why did you marry a man? Also, not letting them close to their father? You know, your husband? That's cruel beyond comprehension.

I cannot even fathom how vigilant I would have been if my children were females.
You know you have a problem if even you yourself cannot comprehend your stupidity.

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old comment by know what she means

I am a mother of two daughters. I have been molested and raped repeatedly all me my life and I do believe that penis'are weapons. My oldest daughters father is in prison. Guess why. I did get married because everyone thought I should. I needed a provider for my daughter and I. So I did. I was trying to give men the benefit of the doubt. My husband pretty much ruined any hope I had for men not being all evil. I now have a baby girl and a 3 year old. My husband is a truck driver so at least he isn't home all the time but when he is he doesn't care about anything except ramming that thing into me. He doesn't even talk to me unless he's going to get some. So yes a penis is a weapon. and the best advice I can give my daughters is to stay away from men and become nuns or something. Not going to happen I know. I'm dreading the day when I'm going to the hospital because they've been raped and humiliated.

old comment by Azereaux

A penis is a Fucking weapon. By System:

D&D: The penis does both bludgeoning and fucking damage (possibly piercing, depending). If AD&D first or second, you may save vs. breath weapon (reflex save in 3-4, Dex or Con save in 5). If a monk or enhanced by the 'Natural Weapon' spell, penises are treated as magical (and possibly adamantine for monks) for the purposes of overcoming damage resistance/immunity.

WoD/NWoD: The ordinary human penis does bashing fucking damage, unless the character has certain combat merits, in which case it can do lethal fucking damage. In the case of Gaoru, Kindred/Damned, certain Awakened, and several other supernaturals, it can be used for Aggravated fucking damage with the right special abilities applied.

Shadowrun: The normal penis only does stun fucking damage, but with either magical enhancement, the right cyberware, or being a particularly unusual SURGE, Troll, or non-metahuman sapient, you can do physical fucking damage. Projecting mages could hypothetically do astral fucking damage (dependent on their Astral Combat skill). And let's not get into Virtual Penises...

Ironclaw: Penises operate off the brawling skill (though wrestling may apply in first edition) like any other natural weapon, with fucking damage dice being your body dice. However, a particularly twisted application of a certain Atavist skill can add additional d6s to the damage. Further, there are martial arts in Jadeclaw that may enhance brawling fucking damage. All fucking damage is fatigue unless otherwise noted. On an Overwhelming Success, Penises apply the 'Impale' critical.

HERO System: Depending on the powers of the individual, please consult your scientific calculator for the answer to the fucking damage equation in relation to the defenses against penises. Penetration may apply to fucking damage.

Rolemaster: First, roll melee combat, applying your skill in Penis combat. Then consult the Penis weapon chart to determine whether or not you have achieved a Bludgeoning, Ram/Butt/Bash/Knockdown/Slug, or Acid/Alkali critical or some combination of the above in addition to a Fucking critical. Then roll on each of the relevant tables to determine the outcome of your Penis attack and the amount of fucking damage dealt.

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