Weekly World News its no a very reliable newspapaer, you know.
5/10/2008 6:16:46 PM
That's right, billions of cicadas. Just like every, oh, 17 years?
5/10/2008 8:26:10 PM
"Today I read on the newspaper that a locust [Cicada?] plague of biblical dimensions (billions of them) are going to come over Washington, DC in a few days."
It's been over four years, fuckwit.
5/10/2008 8:33:54 PM
Cicadas, while horribly annoying, are not grasshoppers.
5/10/2008 8:54:23 PM
There is already a plague of politicians there - how could the bugs stand it?
5/10/2008 9:37:44 PM
5/11/2008 1:41:36 AM
Well, its been 5 years. Whats this about the rapture being soon. I really feel sorry for these people, they spend their whole lives waiting for something that will never happen.
6/26/2009 5:30:42 PM
hrm... looks like you were wrong, buddyboy! :D
10/4/2009 5:04:00 PM
Wow. That was six years ago, give or take a couple months. Nice job.
3/10/2010 3:47:55 PM
You're Mexican? "Gloria a Deus" is Portuguese. Maybe you're Brazilian and go to one of the fundie store-front churches in my neighborhood?
3/10/2010 5:06:35 PM
All your locusts, horsemen and Jesi are sure taking their sweet time.
3/10/2010 8:07:01 PM
...Still waiting for the locusts.
2/11/2011 11:47:26 PM
7 years later......priceless!
2/11/2011 11:49:40 PM
Gloria is a noun, a or ad is superfluous since you'll need to use the singular dative of Deus anyway. The correct latin term for Glory to God would be Gloria Deo. Please get something right, even if 7 years late. You're in good company, though. People have been saying 'soon,,, soon" for almost 2000 years, despite the fact that the return of Jesus was supposed to be within the lifetimes of the apostles. Gee whizz, even Methuselah only lived 900 years or so,,, I guess that makes it 1000 years overdue at best!
2/12/2011 6:36:18 AM
Will you morons ever get the message?
2/13/2011 1:32:18 AM
Eight years and counting...
5/15/2012 7:44:03 PM