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#494408
Fernando
Weekly World News its no a very reliable newspapaer, you know.
5/10/2008 6:16:46 PM
#494518
Professor M
That's right, billions of cicadas. Just like every, oh, 17 years?
5/10/2008 8:26:10 PM
#494526
Quantum Mechanic
"Today I read on the newspaper that a locust [Cicada?] plague of biblical dimensions (billions of them) are going to come over Washington, DC in a few days."
It's been over four years, fuckwit.
5/10/2008 8:33:54 PM
#494543
Viva
Cicadas, while horribly annoying, are not grasshoppers.
5/10/2008 8:54:23 PM
#494586
Philbert McAdamia
There is already a plague of politicians there - how could the bugs stand it?
5/10/2008 9:37:44 PM
#494763
Canadiest
rapturite
loser
irrational dickweed
5/11/2008 1:41:36 AM
#977271
Ericm6
Well, its been 5 years. Whats this about the rapture being soon. I really feel sorry for these people, they spend their whole lives waiting for something that will never happen.
6/26/2009 5:30:42 PM
#1031516
111
hrm... looks like you were wrong, buddyboy! :D
10/4/2009 5:04:00 PM
#1130946
Wow. That was six years ago, give or take a couple months. Nice job.
3/10/2010 3:47:55 PM
#1130953
Moondog
You're Mexican? "Gloria a Deus" is Portuguese. Maybe you're Brazilian and go to one of the fundie store-front churches in my neighborhood?
3/10/2010 5:06:35 PM
#1130991
Philbert McAdamia
All your locusts, horsemen and Jesi are sure taking their sweet time.
3/10/2010 8:07:01 PM
#1255809
Canama
...Still waiting for the locusts.
2/11/2011 11:47:26 PM
#1255810
anti-nonsense
7 years later......priceless!
2/11/2011 11:49:40 PM
#1255858
Thinking Violet
Gloria is a noun, a or ad is superfluous since you'll need to use the singular dative of Deus anyway. The correct latin term for Glory to God would be Gloria Deo. Please get something right, even if 7 years late. You're in good company, though. People have been saying 'soon,,, soon" for almost 2000 years, despite the fact that the return of Jesus was supposed to be within the lifetimes of the apostles. Gee whizz, even Methuselah only lived 900 years or so,,, I guess that makes it 1000 years overdue at best!
2/12/2011 6:36:18 AM
#1256133
Justanotheratheist
Wrong again.
Will you morons ever get the message?
2/13/2011 1:32:18 AM
#1403692
Crimson Lizard
Eight years and counting...
5/15/2012 7:44:03 PM
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