Quote# 72755

I've seen the Lord do some things to demons that I could not have thought of - like cutting the tongue out of a lying spirit and sending it back to me. It took some time to figure out what had happened because it reappeared speaking in sign language.

RichVA, Ministering Deliverance 91 Comments [5/6/2010 12:16:21 PM]
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M.M.

...and then you woke up, right?

I tried going back to the original thread and I'm still not sure what this guy is talking about.

5/6/2010 12:17:02 PM

Skyknight

Speaking in sign language...? I'm wary of doing recon this time, so can anyone else determine what his past posts suggest about him, whether he's serious or feinting?

5/6/2010 12:18:07 PM

Rumpshaker Slim

Anythings possible... with the power of Imagination!

@Skyknight

I peeked at the thread, the other posts are equally incomprehensable.

5/6/2010 12:20:27 PM

anevilmeme

This is why the bible, D&D and tequila don't mix.

5/6/2010 12:23:12 PM

SurfinSeaOtter

You murdered a vagrant didn't you?

5/6/2010 12:28:12 PM

Arctic Knight

Duuuuude, pass some of that $#!+ my way and stop bogarting the hallucinogenic drugs.

5/6/2010 12:31:33 PM

Ian1732

...I think he's trying to make a joke.

5/6/2010 12:31:39 PM

Quantum Mechanic

Bullshit

5/6/2010 12:34:01 PM

Big Jilm

False Attribution Error. That was Bigfoot who actually did all those things!

5/6/2010 12:36:29 PM

Tyler

Really? FSTDT's #1 comment is from this place. It's the worst kind of insanity imaginable.

5/6/2010 12:36:56 PM

KDH

Am I the only one who stopped for a bit at the end of the first sentence thinking this guy found a tongue in his mailbox/on his porch and assumed god had put it there?

To the actual quote: I've got some drugs here you should probably be taking.

5/6/2010 12:40:49 PM



Just what kind of drugs are these people getting their pious little hands on?!?! 'Cause, man, I want some of these too!

5/6/2010 12:42:20 PM

Oculus invisibilis

And did the demon sign to you that it's time to take your meds?

5/6/2010 12:59:38 PM

emau99

Seek professional help.

5/6/2010 1:01:24 PM

John

I've seen the Lord do some things to demons that I could not have thought of - like cutting the tongue out of a lying spirit and sending it back to me.

Yeah, that sounds like the fundie's God, alright. He can poof an entire universe into existence in six days, but He can't just poof away humanity - He has to go through an elaborate, Rube Goldberg process of having Noah build a boat, then collecting up all the animals, then making it rain and inundate the earth, then making the water disappear again and sending the animals back to their native homes. Then everything reproduced until it undid the whole point of the destruction in the first place - something He presumably should have foreseen.

If He can cut out demons' tongues, why can't He do something useful, like cutting out somebody's malignant brain tumor?

Tongues are OK - just watch out if He sends you a horse's head.

5/6/2010 1:01:28 PM

John_in_Oz

Why did it take so long to work it out if you saw the Lord do it? Answer; either because you're retarded, or you're lying.

5/6/2010 1:01:31 PM

Old Viking

I once used my tongue to convey a message in sign language. For my efforts I was slapped. Hard.

5/6/2010 1:10:26 PM

Draken

Religious fundamentalism: just when you think it couldn't possibly get more ridiculous, it suddenly does.

5/6/2010 1:16:30 PM

Headache

Must be nice to have ones own fantasy ministry.

Or maybe I should rather say it's nice to live in ones own bizarro world created by their own mental illnesses.

5/6/2010 1:20:14 PM

Draken

Religious fundamentalism: just when you think it couldn't possibly get more ridiculous, it suddenly does.

5/6/2010 1:23:08 PM

JohnTheAtheist

These people can't be serious? What? No...

5/6/2010 1:27:07 PM



Well, that just proves that Jesus must be part of the Mafia.

5/6/2010 1:31:30 PM

caustic gnostic

Your lord sent the demon back to you? (I'm assuming he didn't send the tongue...)

Nice guy.

5/6/2010 1:35:23 PM

Hank Hill

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep talkng.

5/6/2010 1:38:35 PM



I feel so bad for this person, this is just too sad.

5/6/2010 1:39:07 PM

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