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Twenty years ago, I attended an “open house” at my daughters school. One of the subjects discussed was a lesson plan called “ free to be you and me” which taught that homosexuals were normal.

I stood up and said “ Why is it that homosexuals have a much higher rate of suicide than heterosexuals? Why is it that alcoholism is rampant in homosexuals? Why is it that the average life span is so much lower than heterosexuals?

Could it be because homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human $hit?

I got thrown out, but the curriculum was not adopted ;-)

stephenjohnbanker, Free Republic 248 Comments [6/1/2010 7:04:49 AM]
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"“ Why is it that homosexuals have a much higher rate of suicide than heterosexuals? Why is it that alcoholism is rampant in homosexuals? Why is it that the average life span is so much lower than heterosexuals? "

CITATION NEEDED!

6/1/2010 7:08:24 AM

Botulism!

Gee, with tolerant and loving Christians like you around it's a real mystery that so many homosexuals are plagued with depression and self-loathing...

6/1/2010 7:09:03 AM



Because of you. Please DIAF

6/1/2010 7:13:43 AM

dionysus

Could it be because homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human $hit?

I didn't come here to hear about your disturbing sexual fantasies. And why is it that only fundies seem to talk about this kind of stuff?

I got thrown out

Gee, you don't say, I wonder why that could be. It probably had nothing to do with you telling people how much you like to lick and eat feces.

EDIT: Seriously though, I don't know any homosexuals that do any of that and even if they did, that's not something you talk about at a school Open House. I feel bad for the daughter as people will probably never look at her the same again after her father's disgusting little outburst.

6/1/2010 7:13:58 AM

Doubting Thomas

"Why is it that homosexuals have a much higher rate of suicide than heterosexuals? Why is it that alcoholism is rampant in homosexuals? Why is it that the average life span is so much lower than heterosexuals?"

If this is correct, it's probably due to all the hatred toward them from fundamentalists or other homophobes.

"Could it be because homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human $hit?"

Again, there should be a law similar to Godwin's law which states that in any discussion of homosexuality, a homophobe will inevitably describe gay sex in the most graphic and disgusting manner possible.

6/1/2010 7:16:54 AM

Serph-no-Okami

Could it be because homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human $hit?

1. It's not the homosexuals who are full of shit here...
2. It couldn't be that a lot of homosexuals are depressed and suicidal because of people like you, who spread lies about them, condemn them, make laws against them and constantly call them names, now could it?


6/1/2010 7:18:47 AM

Rumpshaker Slim

Freepers sure have a lot of sick fantasies, don't they?

This guy sounds like a big fan of "2 girls 1 cup".

6/1/2010 7:21:43 AM

NearlyShit

Just because you, stephenjohnbanker, wish to be a coprophage...

6/1/2010 7:22:14 AM

emau99

I got thrown out, but the curriculum was not adopted ;-)

That's a shame, because based on your foolish behavior, I'd guess that your daughter could have used the instruction.

6/1/2010 7:23:41 AM

DeadBeat

I have a neighbour who is gay: he was married once and suffered from severe alcoholism... Ever since he realized his true sexuality and got a life partner he has been much happier and is now recovering handsomely.

So fuck you and your stupid ass assumptions.

6/1/2010 7:29:33 AM

Cy

The only shit homosexuals eat is the metaphorical "shit" of the hatred, intolerance and homophobia which you forcefeed them on a daily basis.

Yeah, I think the bottle would look pretty tempting to me too.

6/1/2010 7:34:32 AM

GigaGuess

Yes, you fought tolerance tooth and nail, and won through a strawman attack. Be proud little man. Be proud.

Oh, and as for the higher rate of suicide, alcoholism, etc...when you have a group that is routinely told they are evil, amoral child-molesters incapable of true affection for one another, and don't deserve to have their rights recognized legally...hell they should just be happy they aren't being exterminated in the streets anymore...it tends to take it's toll on one's self-worth after a while. So yes, some people falter. Some resort to drugs. Some resort to meaningless sex. Some resort to suicide. And as for lower life expectancy, do you think the odd game of "smear the queer" might have it's impact on the average life span, by any chance? But do not...DO NOT..blame us for problems that you are fucking creating, you soulless piece of shit.

By the way, not all homosexuals do anal at all, and those that do are fully aware of the importance of...shall we say...housekeeping?

6/1/2010 7:35:00 AM



"I stood up and said “ Why is it that homosexuals have a much higher rate of suicide than heterosexuals?"

Because a**holes like you make some of their lives hell.

"Why is it that alcoholism is rampant in homosexuals?"

Citation? Even if true, please see above.

"Why is it that the average life span is so much lower than heterosexuals?"

Citation? Even if true, please see above.

"Could it be because homosexuals have sexual intercourse with, lick, suck and eat human $hit"

If you're licking, sucking or eating $hit, you're not homosexual, you're just stupid. Of course, you've shown there are other ways to be stupid.

6/1/2010 7:36:19 AM

Big Jilm

If those statistics are indeed true, maybe it's because of ass hats like you making life unbearable for them, causing them to find alternative ways to cope. Ever think of that?

6/1/2010 7:49:45 AM

Vanilla Bear

Christians care more about gay people than gay people do. How thoughtful!

Go kill yourself, stephenjohnbanker.

6/1/2010 7:54:10 AM

Just some guy

Very few people practice coprophagy; of those who do, the vast majority are heterosexual. Similarly, the vast majority of people who enjoy anal sex are heterosexual.

6/1/2010 7:57:48 AM

Just some guy

Where do fundies get such disgusting ideas about eating human excrement?

Oh, yeah, from their disgusting bible.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0505/biblepoopquiz.html

6/1/2010 7:59:03 AM

Xotan

Could it be because of Stephen John Banker, his likes, and their misinformed and bigoted opinions ?

Oh yes Mr. Banker, you and your ilk do make life so intolerable for some gays that they do kill themselves.

In brief your have your brothers' blood on your hands. But then, you are not your brother's keeper, are you?

6/1/2010 8:04:10 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Twenty years ago? I doubt it. You are lying.

Homosexuals have intercourse with human shit? How is that possible?

Also, why do you type the word shit like "$hit". If you were so bold to say the word in presumably an elementary school setting why aren't you man enough to type it?

You sir, are a liar.

6/1/2010 8:06:03 AM



""I stood up and said “ Why is it that homosexuals have a much higher rate of suicide than heterosexuals? Why is it that alcoholism is rampant in homosexuals? Why is it that the average life span is so much lower than heterosexuals?""

First they treat homosexuals like hell, then they use the resulting suicide rate as a weapon to further attack them. It does not get much more disgusting than this.

6/1/2010 8:08:19 AM

Ragabash

Speaking as someone who has taken a course on suicide intervention... yes, homosexuals do have a higher rate of suicide than average.

The reason has nothing to do with sex, though, but rather that they are more likely to face rejection and disconnection with their family and peers, thus losing the support network that reduces the risk of suicide.

In other words, people like this working to prevent the establishment of alternate support networks as well as alienating their own family are part of the cause of increase suicide and trying to make it that much worse.

6/1/2010 8:11:01 AM

Adel Khoury

Why is it that all of those things you said are false?

...I don't know either, but it's pissing me off.

6/1/2010 8:18:57 AM

Argle Bargle

Because of scum like you, Steve.

6/1/2010 8:30:42 AM

aaa

You didn't get thrown out hard enough.

6/1/2010 8:36:09 AM

TGRwulf

Um, maybe you got thrown out because you were pulling false facts out your arse, and were swearing, being a bigot, and describing innappropriate topics in detail in front of probably dozens of groups a parents and kids?

6/1/2010 8:37:54 AM
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