When you find your boyfriend and have been with him for a while, and you decide that you do really really want to have sex with him before you marry, just remember this, if he will sleep with you before you are married then he would sleep with anyone.
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Because from this, we can conclude you are obviously the last person Earth he would choose to sleep with, David Blaine, Paris Hilton, Terri Schiavo, Steve Irwin, George Bush, Condaleesa Rice, Pat Robertson, Gerry Falwell, The Elephant man, Camilla Parker Bowles, William Shatner, Zsa Zsa Gabor all included! Chuck Norris, Carson, what's his face from Queer Eye, Saddam Hussein, the psycho cow from swapping wives that needed bowel sugery and was screaming about being darksided, that fat Jewell guy from the Atlanta games Terrorist attacks - the sad sack of shit (forgotten his name) that piped Nacy Kerrigan because he had the hots for Tonya Harding, Terrance and/or Phillip, the winnnr of the Chukkamunga Rosie O' Donnel look-a-like competition, Gywneth Paltrow, Mrs Habisham, Rosenctranz and Guildenstern, The four March sisters, Tom Sawyer, Kim, Captain Courageous, Captain Corelli's Mandarin!
Well, he would, but most likely he won't. I mean, he might, it happens. You can't guarantee either way.
And of course if you're really liberal, you could even give him permission to do so. Some people do that, and it's all good as long as no one gets too jealous. But that's not for everyone.
@ Julian
"Captain Corelli's Mandarin!"
Your post made me laugh until that... then I shat myself with glee.
That crazy Capt. and his Chinese language sidekick.
> just remember this, if he will sleep with you before you are married then he would sleep with anyone.
And probably already has. After he's married, however, it's a different matter. If you think he's going to screw around then, don't marry him.
Wrong. I slept with my ex-wife before we were married, and I have never slept with anyone but her, both before we got together, and since our divorce. So, there goes your fucked up theory, shot all to hell.
I slept with my wife countless times in the almost eight years between meeting her and marrying here. I haven't slept with anyone else since the first day I laid eyes on her.
Although if Kate Beckinsale asked politely I might struggle to refuse....
Doesn't it go both ways? If you sleep with him, you would sleep with anyone too, righ?
And, what difference does a marriage certificate do in this regard? There are quite a few unfaithful husbands (and wives), ya know.
It's also "if he can't sleep with you before you are married, he might sleep with anyone instead", as you very well know.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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