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Ok, I'm having this problem. I am having a lot of trouble telling my friends that we aren't going to be here for much longer, because of the Rapture. They keep on saying that the world won't end but we will. A little help please!!

elfluvr, ChannelOne.com BBS 11 Comments [6/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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#389478
DarkfireTaimatsu

I think you need a whole lotta help. Of the professional kind. And I'm sure your friends agree.

1/24/2008 4:46:07 AM

#389517
Leo

Where's your meds?

1/24/2008 5:40:24 AM

#389540
Brian X

How about the fact that the Rapture is so obviously elitist wish-fulfillment that it's virtually impossible for someone who hasn't drunk the Kool-Aid to take seriously?

1/24/2008 6:01:22 AM

#392416
Zane

I thought is was Vodka.

1/27/2008 8:49:51 PM

#392418
caitshidhe

it's been three and a half years since this post--i wonder if he still thinks they're "not going to be here much longer"?

1/27/2008 8:51:52 PM

#392439
Quantum Mechanic

I wish you'd leave.

Join a suicide cult; Succeed.

1/27/2008 9:23:48 PM

#392517
Nny

Jesus said the rapture was to happen during the disciples lifetimes.

1/27/2008 11:04:51 PM

#1172093
Hades

6 years later - "He's coming soon! :D :D :D :D"

6/26/2010 1:57:01 PM

#1172106


The thing that worries me is that if some random global disaster struck us, instead of co-operating with the civil authorities, rescue workers and their fellow human beings, these stupid douches would, at best, sit aside reading from their silly storybook, and at worst, actually go out to kill the "heathens" so that their god forgives their sins and takes them in the rapture.

6/26/2010 2:57:22 PM

#1172107
Quantum Mechanic

You have friends?
Are you sure?

6/26/2010 3:15:42 PM

#1172114
anti-nonsense

See a psychiatrist.

6/26/2010 3:50:37 PM
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