Quote# 73803

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After watching Clash of the Titans I started praying that B.Obama starts praying that, there spawn new plants on the Gulf of Mexico and new animals/fish that lives of the oil so that they never have to close the oil spill. These plants and fish that live of the oil, will also have relief and cure to many sick people, specially those who are victims of the new age and new world order.

Gargantuan Herculean, Kletskerk 54 Comments [6/20/2010 7:19:49 AM]
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Serph-no-Okami

Wat.

No really, whut?

Wha...?

What is this I don't even

6/20/2010 4:22:30 AM



WTF

6/20/2010 4:30:11 AM

Imroy

"I started praying that B.Obama starts praying that..."

A meta-prayer?

6/20/2010 4:32:28 AM

LDM

For that to happen would mean evolution would have to take place. Score one for the ebil liberals.

6/20/2010 4:34:09 AM

Matante

Why?
I understand nothing!
And why would one want the oil spill never to be closed? What would be the advantage in it?
And why would oil-feeding animals cure sick people?
I'm... very... confused...

6/20/2010 4:46:06 AM

shykid

Uhhh... riiiiight...

6/20/2010 4:59:33 AM



Word salad.

6/20/2010 5:05:34 AM

Mardonius

Firstly, you Fail Biology Forever.

Secondly, you're praying to Obama for intercession from the almighty......I have no words...

6/20/2010 5:19:00 AM

Tolpuddle Martyr

A prayer for mutants twice removed that's...original.

6/20/2010 5:23:03 AM

Pule Thamex

Someone's very partial to his Mammon masters. Or is a Herculean wind-up merchant of gargantuan idiocy.

6/20/2010 5:32:58 AM

Tallyho

Come again!

Clash of the Titans, Barrack Obama, Oil Spill, New species, sick people, NWO.

This has go to be a trifecta!

6/20/2010 5:37:25 AM



What’s Clash of the Titans got to do with the oil spill?

How’s any of the rest of that make any sense?

6/20/2010 5:44:29 AM

Shadow Phoenix

This isn't fundie, it's just really confusing. I'm sure that animals and plants won't change to live off of the oil that quickly, if at all. If they do, how are they supposed to cure people?

Y'know what? I'm not going to try and make any more sense of this.

6/20/2010 5:52:27 AM

aaa

Dude, what the fuck were you smoking and where i can i find it? Seriously, either the drugs you took made you madder than Henry the 8th or you are just very retarded.

6/20/2010 7:27:49 AM

WMDKitty

Whoa, bordering on a hat trick!

We have thinly-veiled racism, some fundamentalism laced with woo, AND an accusation of conspiracy with "victims of the... new world order".

A very subtle hat-trick.

I call Poe.

EDIT: @ aaa -- Dude, I'm fucking stoned, and even I can't make sense of this shit!

6/20/2010 7:11:29 PM

TGRwulf

How this rant went from Clash of the TItans to Obama to oil mutants to New World Order the world may never know...

6/21/2010 8:27:34 AM

Zeus Almighty

LSD is one hell of a drug.

6/21/2010 8:58:56 AM

Mister Spak

wat

6/21/2010 9:43:34 AM

GigaGuess

Yeah, don't pray for the well to stop gushing oil into the ocean, and for the ecological disaster to end, no, pray for life to adapt to eating toxic sludge so we can DRILL, BABY, DRILL!

6/21/2010 10:43:59 AM

Shane

Bizarre.

6/21/2010 11:12:16 AM

JohnTheAtheist

That would require evolution so therefore it is isn't possible.

6/21/2010 11:35:06 AM

Zits

*scratch scratch scratch*

My WTF decoder is not working...

6/21/2010 2:01:25 PM

dionysus

I have no words for this...this...what the fuck is this anyway?

6/21/2010 2:27:59 PM

LOLapalooza

Um..wut?

No, biology doesn't work that way, sorry. I'm not even sure that's what that guy was referring to. I think someone is having a bad trip!

6/21/2010 3:08:20 PM

Kat

I second on What is this I don't even

6/21/2010 4:02:31 PM

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