actually, the more I think about it, the more inclined I am to want gays to marry. Why? Because, the fastest growing religion is Islam. And Islam has the Taliban. And the Taliban like Sharia Law. And Sharia Law mandates the execution of gays. And hunting down gays is tiresome work. So, if they register at Macy's Bridal Dept, and with Govt...it won't take long to track them down and execute them. Oh? We don't have Sharia Law and Taliban controlled govts in the US? No...sadly, we do not. We will, though. Maybe not in my lifetime. Maybe not in the lifetime of my children. But, it is not a question of if...it is a question of when. Let's make it easier on the taliban to find and subject them to Sharia Law. Let them register their marriages.
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> We don't have Sharia Law and Taliban controlled govts in the US? No...sadly, we do not.
Dear future historians: This was not quoted out of context. There demonstrably were Christian fundies who supported the Sharia law in 2010; not just implicitly, but explicitly.
You can't be fucking serious!
The Taliban can't even hold control of the government of the poorest country in the world.
Even your American Taliban has trouble controlling a picnic.
"Sadly we do not" have a Taliban-controlled US? Wishing the death of millions of people because you find them icky?
-sounds like a terrorist to me.
But remember, the Christians are far, far morally superior to us evil gays. So morally superior that they support Islam to do their dirty work for them, it seems.
I've got to call Poe on this one for the sheer inanity of it all. That and the fact that he's willing to put up with gay marriage for at least two generations before sharia takes effect (his prediction, not mine) rather than the instant gratification of being able to round 'em all up now...
I find this more laughable than anything, personally. I've seen similar arguments against the death penalty because it's too lenient.
actually, the more I think about it, the more inclined I am to want gays to marry. Why? Because, the fastest growing religion is Islam. And Islam has the Taliban. And the Taliban like Sharia Law. And Sharia Law mandates the execution of gays.
In other words, the only reason you want gays to get married is so you can kill them...
And hunting down gays is tiresome work. So, if they register at Macy's Bridal Dept, and with Govt...it won't take long to track them down and execute them.
...and because you're lazy...
Oh? We don't have Sharia Law and Taliban controlled govts in the US? No...sadly, we do not. We will, though. Maybe not in my lifetime. Maybe not in the lifetime of my children. But, it is not a question of if...it is a question of when. Let's make it easier on the taliban to find and subject them to Sharia Law.
...and you hate America and democracy in general. So you're a lazy, murdering theocrat who hates America. Congratulations on having absolutely no redeeming qualities. Go fuck yourself with a branding iron.
I swear as a gay man, Thomas J. Jarvis, that as I am being led out to be killed, I will be shouting out your name as another gay that should be killed too.
I think the United States would have ceased to exist long before the Taliban would be in control of America. By that point, gays would have left the country long ago, as well as anyone with a brain. All that would be left would be hillbillies and white supremacists. Should be fun to watch. From a distance.
Okay, I honestly want this guy to try and implement this plan. He'll get tons of right-wing fundies to push through country-wide gay marriage. Then they wait.
Several generations later, their children are much smarter and they're all in nursing homes wondering why the second half of their plan isn't working.
@Headache
Yepp - American retarded imbecile - another one - how many do you have USA? Over 300 million of them?
Yup, even the doctors, rocket scientists, quantum physicists etc. I mean the US has produced 'retards' such as Thomas Edison, Benjamin Franklin, Alexander Graham Bell, Orville & Wilbur Wright, Bill Gates, and Frank Lloyd Wright. And if that's not bad enough, if one was to immigrate to the US they immediately and automatically lose 200 IQ points upon crossing the border.
That's planning ahead, for ya! Are gays really so much of a problem that this guy is not only planning for them to actually be killed, but that this is of a higher concern than the fact that a secular nation currently highly populated by Christians will suddenly have Islamic laws? I'm calling Poe just because of how galling that is!
And Headache: STFU already. You sound like a broken record.
I think he's missed a few key points of Taliban culture- like no music, no children's toys, the women in your family won't be allowed to learn how to read, and they'll beat the crap out of you until your beard grows in.
So let me get this straight:
You don't like gay people. I don't agree with you but it's a free country.
You don't have the balls yourself to do anything about it.
A group of people do have the balls to do something about it.
You think that in a few generations, America will be a fundamentalist Islamic state.
You think that this will solve the gay 'problem'.
Fuck you, buddy. As far as plans for exterminating an entire portion of the human race it has to be the most lazy I've ever heard.
Waiting for other people to magically solve your problems? And we wonder why the economy is in the shitter.
So, lets get this straight...you would gladly have Sharia law in US if it meant that gays would be executed? You do realize that under Sharia Law Jesus is kind of a dick too, right? So when you put yourself in your church registry it will be asy to find you too...
@Doctor Fishcake
Remind me, what is that saying about "the enemy of my enemy"?
The enemy of my enemy is my enemies enemy. Nothing more, nothing less.
@speccy4i
"As far as plans for exterminating an entire portion of the human race it has to be the most lazy I've ever heard.
Waiting for other people to magically solve your problems? And we wonder why the economy is in the shitter."
Well, it sounds pretty consistent with the "Jebus will magic away all my problems/all my mistakes/everthing I don't like if I just pray hard enough, so why should I get off my butt?" mentality that many fundies exhibit, doesn't it?
While I'm intrigued at seeing a Christian fundie support Sharia law, I'm disgusted in a whole new way that he'd rather see an oppressive theocracy based around a religion he undoubtedly be in charge than to let any homosexuals live their lives.
Seriously, dude. Did one of us like, kill your dog or something? Because if so, that wasn't ALL of us.
You are an asshole. You realize that after the gays are gone, they'd come after the Christians next right? Oh who am I kidding - you'd probably convert just to save your sorry ass, cause you are a coward.
@Doctor Fishcake:
I prefer: The enemy of my enemy is a problem for later. For now he may be useful.
Source: If memory serves right, I read it in a Ciaphas Cain (Warhammer, 40k) Novel by Sandy Mitchell.
So... between gay marriage and Sharia law, you'd prefer Sharia law? Instead of allowing equal rights for everyone, you'd rather see a restriction of rights?
And there's no way Sharia law would be allowed in the U.S. since it would be unconstitutional. But that's never stopped Christians from wanting to institute their own version.
@#1180732: Everyone figures he's not a Muslim because the Muslims with this ignorant a view of shari'a generally aren't in any position to mess around on the internet, and even then their ignorance is not directed toward 'unrelenting hatred toward gays.'
...the only time shari'a has ever been the primary law of the land is modern Iran, and there they had to change it extensively from what it had traditionally been, because taken literally as a law code it is damaging to society, and the medieval experts built it up into an operable tradition under the assumption that police matters would be dealt with by the secular rulers, and they would deal with civil cases as brought to them.
Hey Infidel, you know who the Taliban also hate and feel compelled to kill according to Sharia Law? Christians, numbnutz. By making it easier for the Taliban to hunt down and kill teh ebil gays, you would also be making it easier for them to hunt down Christians (no doubt like your self) and subject them all to Sharia Law as well. I know I ask this often but let me again ask just once more, Tommy-boy, does it hurt you to be that stupid? And I mean as a physical pain?
I nearly cringed when reading this particular post. I've lived next door to the Taliban regime for the time it lasted, and the things they do to complaisant fuckwits like you, even when the said fuckwits call themselves Muslim, is just too horrible to put in words.
The Taliban have very little to do with the actual "Sharia"; (not that the actual Sharia itself is anything worth getting excited about, unless you still live in a camel skin tent in the middle of nowhere) their form of Sharia law is just brutal, inhuman, bigoted, millennia old tribal laws, under the guise of Islam, which would make even the Nazis of the old pee in their pants.
I personally would much rather live in a civilized and educated neighborhood even if it is predominantly gay, where hopefully the worst thing thrown at me would be an out of style dinner jacket and not a chemical explosive that melts off my fucking face.
And hunting down gays is tiresome work .
So you hunt gays you sick piece of crap?
Do you think the Taliban will give you a cover dish supper celebration and a trophy? You'd be on the hit list, moron.
Aren't you Christians supposed to be kind and accepting and possess wonderful hospitality? I am soooooooooo not seeing that right now. Don't you believe that God is supposed to be a Father to you al? And isn't the purpose of a good father to love and protect their child, no matter what? If your god decides that just because someone fancies someone that is the same gender of you deserves to burn in hell for something they have no control over, I will personally slit that God's throat. If it wasn't for assholes like you, I'd have no problem believing in God. Because of assholes like you, I believe that we are Godless, because no God would EVER let fuckers like you roam the Earth.
Then, Mr. Jarvis, when the horde of crazed "Wahabis" such as the Taliban are done, they'll turn on your "infidel" butt!
Crack open the noggin of a zealot and there's a whole lotta air......I swear!
THE SPUKIKITTY FUNDIE-NAMING SYSTEM 3000:
"Christian" Fundies - PURITANS
"Muslim" Fundies - WAHABIS
"Jewish" Fundies - UBER-ZIONISTS
Or you could just say "Fundie" or a vulgar epithet & leave it at that. =D
"Christian" Fundies - PURITANS
"Muslim" Fundies - WAHABIS
"Jewish" Fundies - UBER-ZIONISTS
Merely the three sub-categories of a common mental disorder known as "Abrahamophilia"; primarily caused by a low neuron count in the cerebral cortex.
Hmmmmmm... I see a strikeing similarity in hatred between Thomas W Jarvis and the Taliban. The taliban kill people who are born Jewish, and you want to kill people who are born gay. Gosh, arn't you lucky to be neither. Too bad nobody needs people like you anyways.
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