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#4900
Gadren
I wish there were more fundies like you...that way, they would die out.
11/25/2005 5:36:25 AM
#4930
Darth Wang
My thoughts exactly, Gadren.
11/25/2005 6:33:37 PM
#20674
Papabear
\"I do not need sex to live. God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married. Lust is evil. Period. This discussion on lust should be over.\"
Feel free to read this as \"I'm such a cranky, disagreeable prude that no one wants to be around me and I haven't been laid in years.\"
3/12/2006 5:23:13 AM
#20677
Julian
Nobody wants me, Everybody hates me - and I think I've got tape worms.
3/12/2006 5:45:30 AM
#113331
SaneChick
Now if I'm walking down the street one day and a man walking toward me suddenly spontaneously combusts, at least I'll be able to ID the charred remains for the police.
BTW, didn't \"God\" tell people to go out and be fruitful and multiply? How exactly are they supposed to do that without sex?
I just pray he never cons anyone into marrying him.
12/3/2006 3:05:03 AM
#113345
Julian
Love at first sight being a 'thunderbolt from heaven' isn't literal you fuckwit.
12/3/2006 3:49:04 AM
#113353
Toga
Careful kid, that act you call \"lust\" is what made you.
12/3/2006 4:00:19 AM
#113364
HypnoToad
Ironically, this guy would probably be more mentally ballanced if he got some oral every now and again.
12/3/2006 4:37:06 AM
#113366
CousinTed
Someone couldn't get a date for Friday night.
12/3/2006 4:45:24 AM
#113429
Michael
I feel the same way about eating liver.
12/3/2006 9:03:27 AM
#146708
The Jamo
Hehehehe... I was wondering why you were so hung up on this whole lust issue. Someone's not getting any, eh? Too bad that god won't strike you down for having sex given that he's not there. On the flipside, with that sort of attitude you aren't likely to have sex anyway.
1/26/2007 3:35:33 AM
#147117
JP
God strike me down with lightning if I ever have sex, married or not married.
That would be a great marriage, no?
1/26/2007 5:50:36 PM
#147132
pbagosy
God strike me down with lightning
I like it better this way.
-pb
1/26/2007 6:32:33 PM
#147136
Rahab
Are we sure this is a man writing this? I'm not going to check the page, as I'm at work, but this sounds way more like my stuck-up, bitter former female roommate than most of the guys I know.
1/26/2007 6:41:41 PM
#147516
socktree
Well, if you don't have sex, then you won't be breeding.
Have fun with that!
1/27/2007 6:56:14 AM
#148542
Beccs
Heh - I wonder how long that will last?
1/29/2007 3:16:34 AM
#148546
BurntBush
Don't worry, a little Clearasil and some time, someone will eventually say yes.
1/29/2007 3:20:16 AM
#148548
SaneChick
Don't worry, a little Clearasil and some time, someone will eventually say yes.
Clearasil, time, and cash.
1/29/2007 3:21:58 AM
#148764
Blue Lithium
This one takes prudity a bit far...i mean, most fundies are ok with sex if its for baby making...!
If it wasn't such an old post it would be right in for prude of the month.
1/29/2007 1:26:41 PM
#148767
Raggy
I tried to think about how boring this persons life must be for one minute. Now I'm crying.
1/29/2007 1:30:14 PM
#148788
BurntBush
LOL, thanks SaneChick, I stand corrected.
1/29/2007 2:27:39 PM
#415368
cyborgtroy
It's okay, I'm sure you'll get some someday.
After all, I... I, uh.... That is... I ...
er...
well....
NAH, WHO AM I KIDDING, YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY!
2/25/2008 9:29:56 AM
#482756
clockworkgirl21
True, you don't need sex to live. You also don't need love. Or laughter.
4/30/2008 11:22:52 PM
#482765
Morrigan
poster kid for the vatican
4/30/2008 11:45:27 PM
#482766
nemesis
Enjoying yourself =/= evil
4/30/2008 11:50:25 PM
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