[A woman in a law office complains of sexual harassment]
Let this be Defense Exhibit #1 proving conclusively that it is ALWAYS a mistake to hire women in any business except strippers, hookers or janitorial services.
Women are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode for any number of reasons, real or imagined.
Women are a cancer in any organization, eating away its insides until the entire body succumbs.
OK ladies, you can go cry now and claim PMS and leave early to go get a facial.
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"Women are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode for any number of reasons, real or imagined."
They're a liability for imaginary reasons?! Is that supposed to make sense?
What a sad, pathetic, useless little dickhead. Possibly the most fitting name I've seen here in a while, though.
Ok, Dick, you can go cry in the corner now over your obviously deep-rooted mother issues.
Let this be Defense Exhibit #1 proving conclusively that it is ALWAYS a mistake to hire fundies in any business except asking if you want fries with that.
Fundies are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode for any number of reasons, real or imagined.
Fundies are a cancer in any organization, eating away its insides until the entire body succumbs.
OK Fundies, you can go cry now and claim persecution and leave early to go get a Jesus facial.
Boohoo, did the woman behind the windows turn you down again despite the money you're waving at them? Take it out on your own beergut instead of on the fairer of the two sexes, mate, you're a disgrace to my gender.
"Women are 100% a LIABILITY"
Avoiding the point. Hiring people with no self-restraint or respect for fellow coworkers is the real liability you're talking about.
And if you're really suggesting this one "Exhibit" proves anything conclusively about all women, you don't belong anywhere near a legal discussion. Or a woman, for that matter.
(Also, that article in the link, and just about every comment, is almost as condescending too.)
And if you're really suggesting this one "Exhibit" proves anything conclusively about all women, you don't belong anywhere near a legal discussion. Or a woman, for that matter.
I don't know, Sarah Palin maybe someone he should get close to. Just so we can see the firework.
You certainly are a Dick, but you're not Decent.
I have been a woman for 41 years and I have never ever claimed PMS nor had a facial.
The problem with sexual harassment lies with the perpetrator, not with the victim. Sure, women can harass men too, but in this case it sounds like the victim is a woman.
If there are no women around, like in the Catholic church, some men will find victims to harass anyway.
This really isn't fundie as much as it is just some old Don Draper type codger pissed off that it's no longer the good 'ol days when one could hire a secretary because of her chest, fuck her and then fire her after she gets too old (26).
I bet he's also pissed off he can't smoke in his office or drink martini's at lunch.
Imagine if 4chan were populated almost entirely by law students and new lawyers. That gives you a pretty good idea of what the comments on Above the Law are like.
I'd be extremely surprised if this guy was serious.
Well, at least you got your self-evaluation test half-right. You definitely aren't decent, but you certainly are a dick.
Women aren't a liability, weak men who can't control their impulses are a liability; and I would argue that women are actually a godsend because the temptation they present weeds out the assholes in the business world. Case in point.
Actually, Dick, your misogyny would be a more likely liability than a woman's uh... womanhood, I guess. If you were to act this way openly in an office setting, you could make all sorts of trouble an employer doesn't want. A woman being a female isn't any sort of liability at all.
Also: way to insinuate blame onto the possible victim of sexual harassment. It's super-classy!
Well, you've just demonstrated that there is nothing decent about you, however, you are a dick. Of that there is no doubt.
Have a nice life of celibacy, dick!
Well you're certainly a DICK, but I fail to see any decency.
On a different note: ladies, if you're looking for a facial, look no further, I'm your man. Oh, wait, you meant like a cosmetic thing; sorry.
Oh, I'm not going to cry.
If anyone says any such thing as you did to my face, I will taze him and punch him right in the nose.
Since you don't have the balls to say this in person, or even to use your real name, I can safely assume you aren't worth my time. Coward.
I've always worked with women and have never found sexual harassment rules a problem. Real simple: don't say anything to a woman you wouldn't say to a guy, and don't get involved in sexist "frat boy" banter with your male colleges in the workplace. How hard is that? Do your job. Socialize on your own time.
You are definitely a Dick, but you most assuredly are not decent.
I have never blamed PMS for anything, I don't get much PMS except cramps, which are easily solved with Advil.
Also, sexual harassment is illegal. She had every right to complain, would that more people would, that kind of crap happens far too often and doesn't get reported.
Fucking misogynistic ass.
> Women are 100% a LIABILITY time bomb just waiting to explode
...much like altar boys, who just have a longer fuse.
Right?
@Sisyphus
Always good to stoop to their level, isn't it?
@Doubting Thomas
I'm sure that would really help.
@The L
I'm sure that would really help.
To me, taking your liability "argument" to its logical conclusion would mean it's actually a mistake to hire men , because some of them can't exercise a modicum of self-control around females, resulting in said complaints of sexual harassment.
I want to thank you all for providing me with so many troll points. I have no idea what your little enclave is supposed to be, but the fact that one of you tards was so impressed with my work as to publish it without authorization is a huge bonus for me.
BTW - BA Princeton, JD Columbia, MBA Chicago, retired at 44 with likely one of your daughters sucking my 9 inch cock.
HUZZAHS!!!
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