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Actually, I wouldn't mind seeing a movie called "Revenge of the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina."
A B movie to be sure, but probably one of those that's so bad it's good.
Gawd, they're jewish, drug-addled AND gay.
I would like to see an atomic flamethrowing vagina.
...He could have just said this and saved himself five minutes of scribbling out a drawing. Literally, this doesn't even function as a cartoon, let alone as a joke. I mean, it lacks a punchline, the visuals add nothing to the concept...
I think my comic sensibilities are almost as offended as my not-being-a-racist-swine ones.
I'd rather watch Revenge of the Atomic Flamethrower Vagina than Turner Diaries: The Movie, which is probably what Tom would make if he had the money.
And why's his face sparkling? Is that meant to represent drugs, or is he a gay Jewish vampire?
Oooh, ooh, I know this one!
It will end with Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina III: Return of the Cyrogenic Wing-Wong , the last of the prequel trilogy.
As horrible as this cartoon is...I do find one of the book titles funny...
REVENGE OF THE ATOMIC FLAMETHROWING VAGINAAAAAA!!!!! BOM BOM BOM!!!!
To paraphrase Dave Barry, it sounds like a good name for a Riot Grrl band!
...must be The Vagina Dentata's even fiercer sister!
Aaron Copland, Stephen Sondheim, and Leonard Bernstein were/are Jews. They made great contributions to American culture.
What have these white power morons contributed?
Those are some titles that need to be made into some really really bad B-movie titles. Picturing an atomic flamethrowing vagina causes me to lose myself in laughter.
Also, why the hell is he sparkling like a vampire? But anyway, if you don't like the movies out there, it's entirely your choice to see them or not.
"Revenge of the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina" is a fucking awesome title.
Seconded.
But, considering that an actual movie has been made based on the myth of the dreaded vagina dentata, is this really so much more far fetched?
what is this i don't even...
@Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina
And you know what that means... VAGINA GUN!
I've seen some other comics from this guy before, and I have to say a lot of them are hilarious in the same manner that Chick tracts are hilarious-i.e. they're so incredibly over the top you can't help but laugh. Like the 60's Batman TV show, if Batman hated gay people.
*is currently on the floor, giggling to death over the 'atomic flamethrowing vagina' suggestions in the rest of the comments here on the site*
Also, that'd be a hilarious B movie. Better than any SyFy original movie, anyway.
Just when I'd hoped that this sort of cartoon had died with Der Sturmer or whatever the Nazi anti-semitic newspaper (sic) was called.
However, I'm available as an extra in the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina movie.
I run a club dedicated to watching terrible movies and great ones on alternate weeks.
I want to be able to show a movie about the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina, sequel or not. It would totally, finally top my predecessor's Killer Tomatoes.
Um, WTF? Aren't those exploitation pornography? Which, by the way, I'm sure no member of the Aryan Nation has ever purchased.
I don't feel I should bring the Cinema Snob into a site like this, but I would pay money to see him review those .
Oh, and NEWSFLASH: We as humans are ALL FROM AFRICA , dumbass!
I'll just leave you to pick the pieces of your brain up off the floor.
The best way to completely destroy any & all 'arguments' (if they even have the right to be called arguments) and therefore their justifications for their Anti-Semitism is this:
See those ICBMs (in silos throughout America), SLBMs (in those US Navy submarines), Cruise Missiles (in those launchers on your US Navy warships, as well as in US Air Force B2 Stealth bombers) etc you have? And the fact that, via such, your country has emerged as the only superpower? Who was ultimately responsible for the creation of the basis of what those weapons would become, which ensured the War in the Pacific (and thus WWII as a whole) ended, and therefore keep the Cold War just that - Cold? Thus the USA emerging as the only superpower - and therefore ensuring the freedom you enjoy today? From two men in particular involved in the Manhattan Project, from which came the USA possessing (and using) the first Atomic Bombs. It's leader (and brilliant physicist himself) J. Robert Oppenheimer, and Albert Einstein, who provided the vital equations necessary for it's success.
Both Jews.
Got that? Good. Now kill yourselves, subhuman racists.
Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina
Major funding for this film was provided by Bayer, proud manufacturers of the Canesten line of feminine health-care products.
"A. Wyatt Man?" Ahaaaa! Aren't you clever?
So who draws crappy, unfunny cartoons for the Black Panthers? A. Blackman?
Look, I'm willing to say that "Birth of a Nation" revolutionised American cinema with regards to camera angles, editing, etc. I'm also more than willing to admit Leni Riefenstahl's "Olympia" and "Triumph of the Will" were cinematic masterpieces that transformed how we view documentaries and emotion in films, and should be regarded as such, regardless of the underlying evil they represented.
But after that, what has Aryan media given us? You guys really need to up your cinematic game before you can really criticise anyone else. Given that Spielberg et al have had a massive running start changing the game just as much as the above movies did, I think you have your work cut out for you...
Did the idiot who drew this ever stop to think that if it weren't for white audiences paying to see crappy movies, Hollywood would stop making them? The movie industry, after all, is a money making business. If people are willing to pay to see movies about flamethrowing vaginas, then someone's going to make them.
"Death Camp Orgy Girls on Acid."
Well, seeing as how Nazis love death camps and polygamy, I'm sure that the losers on this site are just dying for the filthy, twisted, drug-addled Jew(ish) faggots in Hollywood to release this movie. Racist retards...
That's one hideous self portrait you've got there, A.
White Aryan? Nice tautology. Or are you using the original meaning of the word Aryan? You know the one related to the words Iran and Iranian.
@ breakerslion
Well, I can't fault him on that note, I, myself exaggerate more than anybody in the world no, the UNIVERSE! A million times more.
So apparently, this guy's idea of a Jewish guy is a sparkly pimply geek in a really stupid shirt...
So Jews are bespectacled geekazoid poindexters...
Drug addicts sparkle like Edward Cullen...
And wearing a really stupid shirt makes someone gay...
....of course, he probably draws blacks as bizzaro mush-mouthed gollywog monsters with watermelon or guns...
If wish they actually made exploitation flicks with names like that.
This is more of an old part of dead, more productive hollywood aka "What the fuck they were on when they wrote this shit?"
Now its "Rehash of Sequel Directors Cut" to every god damn thing known to man.
Give me some give me some Death Camp Orgy Girls on Acid nao!
[sarcasm]
You know, when I read the words "drug-addled Jew faggots" in someone's work, I think to myself, "Now here's a well-adjusted, intelligent fellow with a reasonable, sane worldview."
[/sarcasm]
Put me on the “Want to see Revenge of the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina boat as well.
Of course, that sounds like it may be a sequel. So I’d like to see the original Attack of the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina first.
Movies like that get made by anyone is because people will pay to see them. American bible thumping has done nothing to stem the demand for them. Indeed, many bible thumpers surreptitiously support the industry, but we don;t discuss that, do we? Essentially, its all about supply and demand, the two great pillars of American capitalism.
So tell us, A. Wyatt Mann, what do you have against American capitalism? I'll bet you're one of those liberal-pinko-Stalinist-commie-socialist democrats, aren't you? Yeah, you probably even like Obama!
Yes, I know, Hollywood totally sold out - after the critical success of Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina, they bowed to corporate will and made Revenge.
Little of the charm of the original, the new lead actress cannot act to save her damn life, and the Vagina itself is randomly given new powers.
Still, the supporting cast is great, and the direction is solid in spite of it. Nice special effects and great plot twist at the middle.
6.5 / 10. Try better on Revenge II, Hollywood.
Hmph, Revenge of the Atomic Flame Throwing Vagina.
It was nothing but a retread of the original concept, but with less enjoyable hammy acting.
Attack of the Atomic Flame Throwing Vagina was an inventive film with a cult following. However, Revenge has more wooden acting and dull surprise rather than ham.
This is not to say the movie had nothing but bad parts - the update in CGI resulted in a vastly more interesting monster, and one could say the second titular vagina monster more than made up for the dialogue.
All in all, while not as good as the first, this movie still deserves its recognition as what it is - a B movie that knows exactly what it is.
3.5 / 5.
..."Revenge of the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina"? Dude, I think you have problems, and the Jews don't. In fact, Jews do not rule Hollywood. Woody Allen and Adam Sandler may be Jews, (and as far as I can tell, Woody Allen is a better actor and director and writer than Sandler, by the way) but Tom Cruise is...okay, WAS, a Catholic. Now he's a Scientologist. Why don't you pick on Scientology instead? After all, it's a cult that the voice of Bart Simpson is a part of.
Anon-e-moose
Revenge of the Atomic Flamethrowing Vagina
We need to get Troma Entertaiment, or - certainly after what was one half of "Grindhouse" - Quentin Tarantino to make this bums-on-seats popcorn actioner, stat!
Especially after two of the 'Trailers' therein: "Machete" & "Hobo with a Shotgun" (another feather in Rutger Hauer's cap) were actually made.
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