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For those towel-head countries, a fair warning: 'If you harbor those hell-bound bastards, envision your major cities turned into glass-lined craters. We're done with trying to reason and compromise. If you kiss al Qaeda's camel-humping asses, or support them in any way, you're dead men. You have one week to turn them over to us. After that, look for the US to plant a new crop in your countries: huge, fast-growing mushrooms.'

DoctorDoom, Free Conservatives 19 Comments [7/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Esjeur

I love it when these \"good\" Christians name themselves after comicbook villians. Works great for thier actions but leaves others with a bad image.

1/29/2007 7:37:25 PM

fuzon

...channeling 'Team America, World Police'...

America, Fuck Yeah! We're comin' to save the motherfuckin' day, yeah!

1/29/2007 9:06:19 PM

Beccs

Please don't even assocoiate yourself with the term \"doctor\" unless it's to compare yourself with Josef Mengele and his type.

1/30/2007 3:54:00 AM

TerriblyAmused

[insert tired ol' Lion King quote here]

1/5/2008 12:48:16 AM

Bryan65

DoctorDickhead actually thinks the people in the Middle East are going to read that bullshit.

1/5/2008 12:49:56 AM

anti-nonsense

Homicidal Maniacs for Jesus.

1/5/2008 12:55:27 AM

Piedude

But the US supported al Qaeda! In fact, the CIA might have helped create it ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Qaeda#Alleged_CIA_involvement ). Does that mean we have to nuke ourselves?

2/26/2011 11:03:50 AM

Anon-e-moose

"For those towel-head countries, a fair warning:" tl;dr...

There are far more Muslim citizens/immigrants in the US than most of Europe (certainly the UK). Do you have Sharia Law?

If your answer to that question is the only one possible, you've just annihilated your own argument, DuckturdDumb.

...oh, and consider these points: Where did 9/11 happen, again...?! And why? Which is the country most opposed to Iran's own nuclear ambitions? Well, now you know why a right-wing Fundamentalist Christian Dominionist Theocracy has no right to exist.

Ergo, you & your ilk, DuckturdDumb, should STFU, and become left-wing. QED.

2/26/2011 12:49:41 PM

AnnoyedAngryAsshole

For those fat-ass countries, a fair warning: 'If you harbour those hell-bound bastards, envision your major cities turned into smoking ruins. We're done with trying to reason and compromise. If you kiss Republican Jesus-humping asses, or support them in any way, you're dead men. You have one week to turn them over to us. After that, look for the Al Qaeda to make a new addition to your skylines: wast, billowing smoke-clouds.'


(This was a post made for the sake of satire and mean-spirited mockery of an idiot. I am not a terrorist, and I do not desire nor plan to do any unscheduled demolition.)

7/28/2011 8:59:04 AM



You know, the Soviet Union tried that in Afghanistan. It bankrupted them.

2/23/2012 8:00:58 AM

rw23

A handful of people are acting in a way which upsets him, so this wanker wants to kill millions in response. How Christ-like.

2/23/2012 11:51:08 AM

Filin De Blanc

This posturing twit is one of the most pathetically infantile people I've ever seen.

2/23/2012 12:33:05 PM

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It's recommended to always have a towel, because you can use it to protect your head. Many countries are warning against staying too long in a harbor. They say that if you do, you're hell-bound. Bastards. Major cities are now ready to be turned into our glass-lined zombie hives. We'll going to crawl out of the craters if you don't compromise, and we'll give you a kiss, even if you're a member of al Qaeda. As for these accusations of camel-humping, we prefer asses mostly. Anyone who wants to support us, keep your towel about you or you're dead men. But we'll be here one week, and turn them into creatures with no souls, no more than a plant. Mind you, in quite a few of our photos you can see a good crop. In many countries, it's clear that our huge fast-growing appendages, which look a bit like mushrooms, are already setting in.

2/23/2012 2:43:07 PM

Jinn

I wonder if he knows that Jesus was born in the Middle East...

9/29/2012 9:49:11 AM

Crimson Lizard

I look forward to the day DoctorDoom grows up and realizes what an asshole he's been.
Sadly for him, it has been immortalized on the Internet. Forever.

11/2/2012 10:19:35 AM

Dr. Shrinker

Its been well over a week Doomie. There hasn't been a single mushroom cloud in the Middle East. Here in the good ol' USA though, we still have the PATRIOT Act, the crushing debt from Bush's wars, the shame of having used torture and unlawful imprisonment on alleged terrorists as well as pat downs and full body scans at the airports to deal with.

Maybe its time for you and yours to can the bluster and take a good, long look at what your "war on terrorism" is doing to us!

11/30/2013 8:31:57 AM

Philbert McAdamia

You have one week to turn them over to us.
7/1/2004

Maybe "one week" in DD's time is as a thousand years to us mere mortals, vile sinners, all.
Ah, yes, good doctor...soon, soon.

11/30/2013 11:25:27 AM

Justanotheratheist

I nreckon one of those "Tears Of Impotent Rage" pics would fit nicely here.

11/30/2013 10:29:20 PM

pyro


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