DoctorDoom #fundie freeconservatives.com

For those towel-head countries, a fair warning: 'If you harbor those hell-bound bastards, envision your major cities turned into glass-lined craters. We're done with trying to reason and compromise. If you kiss al Qaeda's camel-humping asses, or support them in any way, you're dead men. You have one week to turn them over to us. After that, look for the US to plant a new crop in your countries: huge, fast-growing mushrooms.'

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