"Homosexuals are unable to breed on their own."
What an incredible discovery! Have you submitted your report to the proper biology journals yet?
I think I sense a Nobel Prize in your future, you keen observer you.
On the other hand, homosexuals aren't sterile so there's no real reason they can't reproduce. Damn. There goes your Nobel Prize, I guess.
"The only way to increase their numbers is by stealing other peoples children."
No, no, no. Those are the other kind of fairies that do that. You know, they steal our children and leave a changeling in its place.
"Parents had better start paying attention to whats going on in the schools. Bad company corrupts good character."
You've yet to establish that homosexuals are "bad company," as you put it.
"The first thing the public school does to the children is teach them to disobey their parents."
I was never taught this. Unfortunately, I had to learn to question authority on my own.
"The school will do an innocent lice check - for the health of the children - but they'll use the same comb on all of them. When the kids complain because their moms told them never to share hair brushes, the kids get sent to the principal for their disobedience."
I'm pretty sure, no.
"Next comes an art project that requires putting a plastic bag over their heads."
What the fuck school did you attend?
"All these simple things add up. Eventually, the school "proves" that "parents are wrong"."
Parents generally are wrong. About a lot of things. They're only human. Learning that one's parents aren't always right and are simply doing the best they can is one of the formative points in most people's lives. Apparently you haven't yet experienced this.