Andy Schlafly #fundie

Andy Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

Obviously many people refuse to read the Bible and thus miss out on the benefit of its foreknowledge. Had scientists carefully studied the walking on water with an open mind, then it may not have taken 1900 years before they recognized the existence of wave-particle duality. Ditto for many other phenomena.

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"Obviously many people refuse to read the Bible and thus miss out on the benefit of its foreknowledge."

Foreknowledge? Of what, exactly?

"Had scientists carefully studied the walking on water with an open mind, then it may not have taken 1900 years before they recognized the existence of wave-particle duality."

Do you even know what the hell the wave-particle duality is?

"Ditto for many other phenomena."

Yes, like goat breeding. Just place the mating pair in front of striped sticks and, voila!, you have striped goats as offspring. Need to cure leprosy? Just sprinkle some warm pigeon blood on someone and do a little magical incantation--er, "prayer"--and they're all better. Want to know where rain comes from? God just opens the windows in the firmament and lets the water fall through. Your book also covers nautical engineering. Unfortunately, the boat design uses a wood that doesn't appear to have ever existed, calls for dimensions that wouldn't actually be sea worthy even on calm seas and couldn't possibly house the intended cargo.

In other words, you should shut up now, Andy.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Had scientists carefully studied the walking on water with an open mind, then it may not have taken 1900 years before they recognized the existence of wave-particle duality."

And explained so clearly and precisely in modern scientific parlance too! Oh wait, it took scholars 1900 years to decode and translate the words written at the time - in the ancient metaphorical contextual argot known as Biblical Fuckwit - into something we in the 21st Century would be able to understand with our useless educated minds today. How could we have been so stupid?! I am clearly in the presence of an Emeritus Professor, whose words not just illuminate but blind us with their wisdom!

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"Ditto for many other phenomena."

Hedley Lamarr: 'My mind is aglow with whirling, transient nodes of thought careening through a cosmic vapour of invention.'

Taggart: 'Ditto.'

Hedley Lamarr: '"Ditto?" "Ditto?!" You provincial putz!'

-"Blazing Saddles"

old comment by TB Tabby

Obviously many people refuse to read the Bible...

These people are commonly known as Christians. Reading the Bible in-depth is a common step towards becoming an atheist.

Had scientists carefully studied the walking on water with an open mind, then it may not have taken 1900 years before they recognized the existence of wave-particle duality.

Jesus supposedly walked on water, therefore all matter has both wave and particle functions. Makes sense to me!

Ditto for many other phenomena.

People have been reading the Bible in-depth "with an open mind" (i. e. mindlessly swallowing whatever it says, and only what their pastors point out to them) for centuries. Do you know hoe many scientific discoveries were made via Bible study? ZERO. In fact, fundies like you only seem to be able to find those scientific discoveries after they've already been made elsewhere. If the Bible is so chock-full of scientific knowledge, how come nobody even applied said scientific knowledge? How come nobody finds it until it's already been found elsewhere? And how come the Church's sole "contribution" to scientific research has been to stifle it

old comment by Philbert McAdamia

@Horsefeathers
"Obviously many people refuse to read the Bible and thus miss out on the benefit of its foreknowledge.Ditto for many other phenomena."

Foreknowledge? Of what, exactly?
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OK, Andy, with tthe foreknowledge you find in your book - what amazing discoveries are coming next? Come on, Andy, mllions of science oriented folks are waiting to be made believers. You can do it, with help from your mom.
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@Dexter
Did you ever read the bible Andy? With an open mind?

Open mind? How about with any mind at all?

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@Serph-no-Okami
I want to travel across the galaxy in my own lifetime dammit!

Soon. Have patience, Serph, it’s coming “soon”. Heh heh heh.

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@TB Tabby
Had scientists carefully studied the walking on water with an open mind, then it may not have taken 1900 years before they recognized the existence of wave-particle duality.

Jesus supposedly walked on water, therefore all matter has both wave and particle functions. Makes sense to me!

Jesus to the multitude, gorging themselves on a fiish sandwich: “*Sigh*. I’ve been trying to explain to you camel fuckers the theory of wave-particle duality, but, MySELF, you bastards are dense. Look, I’ll show you”...(wades a few feet offshore) “See? NOW do you get it? Write that down. Daddamnit!”

Andy Schlafly #fundie conservapedia.com

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