Once or twice a week is not excessive at all. Most guys masturbate around once a day (some more, some less). Again, as long as you are doing it within the boundaries God has set (no porn, etc.) and setting your mind to fulfill His glory, then you can't go wrong!!
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NonHomogenized: I think it goes something like "And when thou toucheth thyself, look not upon thy neighbour's wife or daughter with lust. For when thou doest so, thou art dishonouring thy Heavenly Father's creation. Thou shouldst thinketh only of thy Heavenly Father's form - the bulging and rippling muscles of Him who crafted the Earth in 6 days, after which He peeled off his soiled clothes to rest on the 7th day, lathering up His body 'neath a great waterfall..."
NonHomogenized: I think the argument is that it is wrong to look at porn because it is looking at a woman lustfully. The bible says that this is adultery of the heart "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." (Matt. 5:28).
So, when I was a single uncommitted woman, I'd have gotten a free pass from Gawd as long as the object of my autoerotic fantasies was Jesus?
I can't masturbate to God knowing that everyone thinks it's a guy.
Now, where they had Athena and Freya... That was a good idea. Or Angelina Jolie.
Dear Dale,
you did think quite a lot about masturbation, didn't you? Perhaps you should also evaluate the service mentioned in this article: http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/comments.aspx?q=44822 Oh, and did I spot a homosexual inuendo in fapping while "setting your mind to fulfill His glory"? Yeah, I thought so. If everything else fails, even fapping for jebus, just fuck yourself.
sincerly
Why do they even try to regulate masturbation? Can anybody here explain this to me? It's not harming you (only if you do it wrong...) So why set rules for it or demand to think about God while wanking.
> Again, as long as you are doing it within the boundaries God has set (no porn, etc.) and setting your mind to fulfill His glory, then you can't go wrong!!
So he gets off about me getting off on his glory? Honestly, that's a real turn-off.
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