"The first operation described in the Bible was the removal of a rib from Adam, which was performed by first putting Adam into an unconscious, "deep sleep-like trance."[2] This was the equivalent of anesthesia -- thousands of years before anesthesia was developed by William Mortan in 1846. Had scientists been more openminded about Genesis 2:21, they may have discovered anesthesia far sooner, and saved many more lives."
Let's see how 'open-minded' Andy Schaftafly's going to be when he gets to the part of the Bible where it states that Pi = exactly 3:
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PROTIP: Not even your so-called 'omnipotent' God could build a wheel on the basis of the Bible's mathematical model, Andy. Try it yourself. You can't reinvent the wheel.
You're certainly fucked when you get to Revelation 22:18-19. Not just in terms of your immortal 'soul', as per the warning at the very end of your Holy Writ, but as the established Fundamentalist church, to say nothing of professors of theology & philosophy tear you a new one, metaphorically & physically, when they get a load of your 'Conservative Bible'.
@#1219621
"you'd better take whatever he says as the fundamental be-all, end-all truth OR ELSE."
Like I say, if he values his so-called 'beliefs', Andy Schaftafly had better take Revelation 22:18-19's warning as the fundamental be-all, end-all truth.
OR ELSE.
