They also have sensors that are so accurate that they can tell the difference between a human walking on all fours and an animal.
I don't care what happens at area 51, secrets are a good thing.
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@ Drunk Monkey: I think that this is referring to Angels and Demons, not the Da Vinci Code, the Da Vinci Code has Robert Langdon in it too though... also, he gets the book wrong anyway, it was a Vatican guy who was pretending to be a member of the Illuminati and then blamed it on a guy from CERN.
Secrets are a good thing - so I'm not gonna tell you why you are so, so wrong... You will find out in the fullness of time. Let's say 2012, September - the date has been set, you know.
Actually, there's an alien under wraps in Utah.
Kind of stubby, shaped like a pepperpot, mostly behaves himself except for the odd atomized tech.
Cheats at baccarat, though.
"All Aliens are in Roswell N.M.
I don't care what happens at area 51, secrets are a good thing.
PROTIP: The films "Independence Day" and "Angels & Demons" are not documentaries.
But then, you think the Bible is fact , so...!
@Marlowe
"Robert Langdon proved the Illuminati are real, just like Jack Bauer proved torture is necessary and moral. Fictional characters make everything so much simpler, eh?"
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So going by bigTlilODD's logic, ^these lovely catgirls Lieze Lotte & Lieze Aria (in the anime series "Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's") not only exist, but as their master (and creator) Admiral Gil Graham (TSAB Ret.) lives in the UK, it should be a simple matter of my looking him up in the phone directory...!
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"Isn't Robert Langdon made up?"
Yes. He's a fictional character. This isn't near the first myth adopted into Fundie dogma I've seen by far. For every Fundie that claims Biblical literalism there's another that has added myth and fiction from many sources thinking there's divine relavance in other literature.
Regulars here have all seen Fundies faith in fortune tellers, astrology, numerology, stories of day trips to heaven or hell and absolute belief in end-time predictions from their favorite holy men.
It's almost like literalists don't know the meaning of the word literal and love to talk about books they've never read
A human walking on all fours IS an animal, stupid! And, there are other animals that walk on two legs.
"He also showed how they work closely with the Vattican."Vatican , all is well. [/nitpicking]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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