"They just announced on FOXNEWS a few minutes ago that SECOND ONLY to food & water, BIBLES are the main request coming from hurricane survivors! [...]
I have so many Bibles....Now is the time to donate! I'm sure many of us have many Bibles. This is one way to spread the Gospel to those who WANT to hear it."
Better enjoy it while you can, Ruptured Retards. Because of the "News of the World" phone hacking scandal here in the UK (leading to said 168 year old newspaper ceasing to exist in a day, no less), the resulting juxtaposition of faecal matter and rotating bladed electrical cooling device at high speed making NewsCorp's share price doing a perfect impression of a brick budgie, Rupert Murdoch, News International - and all related subsidiaries - are now financial poison. And it gets better, folks (or worse, depending on your point of view)...!
On BBC Radio 5 last night it was announced that the FBI were now investigating the hacking of phones (a la the "NotW" in the UK) of survivors/families of victims of 9/11 by newspapers owned by Rupert Murdoch in the US. Said survivors/families are considered patriotically sacrosanct in the US (and to even criticise/question them makes one as low as paedophiles in the US), thus it could get even worse for News International over there. As Professor Jeff Jarvis* said in an interview on BBC Radio 5, the shareholders of NewsCorp (basically an entertainment business; 20th Century Fox etc) will realise - considering the huge drop in their shares' value - that it would be in their best interest to completely divest themselves of all the news organisations therein; They simply cannot afford the Murdochs (Rupert & his sons) any more.The only possible way they can rescue the company would be a complete sell-off of said news assets.
This includes Faux News.
It would be the ultimate irony - certainly the most exquisitely sweetest one - if Faux News was bought up by CNN. Then, to keep their jobs, those on that right-leaning channel had no choice but to become left-wing.
One word: Schadenfreude. >:D
And I notice you're already shitting bricks at that thought eh, Ruptured Retards?:
http://rr-bb.com/showthread.php?163857-Attacks-on-R.-Murdoch-have-prophectic-implications.
Good. Apologetics for a bottom-feeding disease of the vilest of vile tabloid vultures much, RR? The owner of Faux News, Rupert Murdoch, has ultimate responsibility for what happens in his own company, and has fuck all to do with a 'left-wing' Antichrist agenda against him, and you know it, fundie tinfoil (ass)hatters.
*- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Jarvis
'Kyrie Eleison', eh?
(*sings*)
'Carry your laser
Down the road
That I must travel'
X3
http://www.kissthisguy.com/20095misheard.htm
Ah, Mondegreens; lulz in lyrics. Gotta love 'em!