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#1230123
Priestling
I'm waiting for the day someone just snaps, and pulls a Rasputin death on every one of them. You know, shot, stabbed, beaten, set on fire, drowned. The works. They can't sue if they're all dead, right?
11/28/2010 12:58:51 AM
#1230124
Tempus
After the WTC terrorist attacks on 9-11-2001, the Phelps visited New York to protest the rescue operation.
They insisted that God was the one responsible for the attacks, just as they believe Him responsible for everything bad that happens to anyone for any reason, ever, and that God was punishing New York. Further, they insisted that the rescue personnel and EMTs were acting in defiance of God's judgment by attempting to save people from the collapsed buildings, and demanded that they leave the injured and trapped to die, as God wanted them all dead, or they would all face His wrath.
There are very few people I really and truly wish to see in pain or dead. However, without apology or regret, I will make an exception for the Phelps...or at least for the adult members of their sick little clan. They wish the same on me and mine, just as they do on us all, and I feel no compunction about returning the favor.
11/28/2010 1:14:27 AM
#1230125
Tangentc
This is blatant attention whoring. They have absolutely no religious grounds for doing this. They're just completely shameless. Which we all already knew, but they seem to be admitting it now, too.
11/28/2010 1:24:13 AM
#1230132
Saladin
Wow, you fuckers are low. I mean, I knew the WBC was low, but damn, that's just fucking unforgivable. I... Somehow I'm not as surprised as I'd like to be. Why is that?
11/28/2010 2:35:12 AM
#1230135
Canadia
I love free speech. Without WBC having the right to say things like this it wouldn't be so incredibly obvious what a bunch of fucktards they are!
11/28/2010 3:08:12 AM
#1230136
11/28/2010 4:55:31 AM
#1230139
Okay, they were horrifying enough before, but this constitutes a Moral Event Horizon. I now declare them to be Complete Monsters.
11/28/2010 5:25:42 AM
#1230150
arcturus
This is what I love about America.. I mean, don't get me wrong.. here in Britain we have our own fair share of assholes, but after seeing these guys, Glen Beck, and Sarah Palin, it has become clear to me that America is leading the world in its development of a new kind of super-asshole.
It's impressive stuff! It's almost like during a military scientific experiment in the field of asshole-warfare, a couple of experimental assholes escaped and started breeding. Surely you should've come up with some emergency containment program first before experimenting with proto-assholes? You need to do something about this before it gets like "the blob" and you're overrun with escaped assholes!
11/28/2010 6:35:02 AM
#1230197
CanadianBroad
C'mon, people, isn't there *any* way you could feed this bunch to the lions?
At least then they'd do some good.
(When Canada closed its borders to these scumbuckets, and furthermore "couldn't guarantee their safety", my friends and I had a celebration!)
11/28/2010 8:57:23 AM
#1230234
Cid Highwind
One day, someone will snap when these fucktards show up and there will be slashing again, but not of tires. And even though I'm usually not someone to wish harm unto others - I'd like it in that case... Bunch of assholes.
11/28/2010 11:22:29 AM
#1230243
Papabear
Well, that sounds fair. Take revenge on an unknown vandal by disturbing the grieving family and friends of dead children. F*ck you with a sharp rock.
11/28/2010 11:45:17 AM
#1230244
D Laurier
Wherever Westboro is, we should nuke it from orbit...
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and then nuke it again, just to be sure.
Kansas is big enough to give up a couple thousand square km right?
11/28/2010 11:45:29 AM
#1230272
Prof. Bill Hill
In fairness to Westboro Baptist Church, they are closest in spirit to the invisible lunatic of biblical fame. This group of obnoxious cretins might have thrived in ancient times, and instead of being generally reviled, they may have been cheered as being of good example. But, this clutch of brutish morons do closely ape the mannerisms of the insane floating sky fairy and are quick to express biblical lunacy in His foul name.
11/28/2010 2:09:47 PM
#1230280
meltedrubbersoul
Dear WBC: Good news! Someone has already died on your behalf. His name is Jesus. Maybe you've heard of him.
11/28/2010 2:58:25 PM
#1230307
@ #1230098
Thanks for the information. Perhaps this freedom of speech provision needs tightening up.
If I believed in demons, I would say that the members of WBC were probably possessed. Certain, by the standards of social behaviour that I have been brought up to respect and obey, these are evil and vicious things they do.
Wax dolls and pins, anyone? LOL
11/28/2010 5:11:20 PM
#1230312
John
after seeing these guys, Glen Beck, and Sarah Palin, it has become clear to me that America is leading the world in its development of a new kind of super-asshole.
I'm going to sound like a bigot here, but what America has, that the rest of the world generally doesn't, is Baptists. They (and the "independent fundamentalists" who refuse to call themselves Baptists but adhere to Baptist theology) pretty much control the American south. When people talk about the "Bible Belt", what they really mean is the "Baptist Belt". Anyone who wants to appeal to religious conservatives has no choice but to pander to them.
11/28/2010 5:27:52 PM
#1230350
fireweaver
Here is what I propose for Fred Phelp's (or anybody else in the WBC clan) funeral (except the kiddies - they might be salvageable): Instead of a protest, a GREAT BIG GOING AWAY PARTY! With music, dancing, booze, weed, food, naked dancing gays, everything. To celebrate the riddance from the planet of the most evil person in recent history.
And make sure the survivors know about it.
I'm sure the dickheads would show up to protest the party, just shove a joint or beer in their face and say "Enjoy! We sure are! Ha ha!"
11/28/2010 9:40:46 PM
#1230369
Shax
@fireweaver: Will there be dancing lesbians? Because that would be kewl.
11/28/2010 11:28:58 PM
#1230370
Swede
Feel that Christian Love!
This is repulsive, disgusting.
11/28/2010 11:34:15 PM
#1230403
Zits
Enjoy the blow back Westboro Baptist!
11/29/2010 3:52:18 AM
#1230421
Raised By Horses
Molotov cocktail recipe:
1. One glass bottle filled with petrol.
2. One piece of cloth, soaked in alcohol or kerosene.
3. Place cloth in bottle stopper as wick, then light.
4. Throw at target, ensuring that the burning wick ignites the flammable vapors upon the bottle's smashing open.
WBC Address:
3701 West 12th Street, Topeka, Kansas, United States.
You do the math.
11/29/2010 5:48:05 AM
#1230425
Mister Spak
Did they consider the possibility that God slashed their tires?
Maybe we could convince them to protest the funerals of Hells Angels. Tell them Hells Angels are all sodomites.
11/29/2010 6:00:53 AM
#1230473
Pup
I know it's obvious that by "God's will", he means "My will", but this just drives it home even further...
11/29/2010 9:43:26 AM
#1230491
GigaGuess
@Raised By Horses
No. Hell no. Violence against these people is NOT the option. First, and most importantly, it could harm someone. They might not care about that, but we should. Second, it lends credence to their cause. Third, it makes victims of them, and a criminal of someone else. Fourth, they are doing a fantastic job of repelling anyone from ever looking at them seriously, and revealing that they don't give two shits about their religion, and care more about being sanctimonious blowhards, and antagonizing people into assault charges to milk someone for a nice juicy civil suit.
TL;DR, let society realize what they really are, and starve the fucking trolls of the attention that they require to survive. Anything else feeds into their desires.
11/29/2010 10:33:33 AM
#1230492
jimmyray
For centuries great minds have wrestled with the question "What are the limits of free expression in a democratic country" Fred Phelps has just inadvertantly answered them.
11/29/2010 10:33:55 AM
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