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Of course you know the miracle of AIDS, we all do. It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.

David Duke, Anti-Defamation League 115 Comments [12/7/2010 6:42:53 AM]
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#1232896
Aspergus

Cheering the deaths of others while simultaneously using disparaging terms? How very Christ-like of you.

12/7/2010 6:45:27 AM

#1232899


I was going to say something witty, but I'd think it would be more productive if you go fornicate yourself with a rusted cheese grater.

Diaf

12/7/2010 6:52:33 AM

#1232900
emau99

This is so fucked up I don't know where to begin to address it.

Fuck you, David Duke.

12/7/2010 6:52:51 AM

#1232901
GigaGuess

"To Stop The Defamation Of The Jewish People."

By shifting it to anyone and everyone else you can think of, apparently.

12/7/2010 6:55:56 AM

#1232905
Lucilius

Yep, Dave, you're still a piece of shit.

12/7/2010 7:04:09 AM

#1232906
KittyKaboom


12/7/2010 7:04:57 AM

#1232913
ergo

Wow this guy is a piece of shit. And apparently he might run in 2012 as a Tea Bagger.

12/7/2010 7:13:29 AM

#1232914
Seeker in the Dark

David Duke, the same waste of skin he has always been...

12/7/2010 7:13:51 AM

#1232919
Doubting Thomas

Has David Duke joined the WBC?

12/7/2010 7:16:40 AM

#1232921
Timmythepirate

Rot in hell, fucker.

12/7/2010 7:18:51 AM

#1232923
thelivingguano

You thoroughly heartless bastard.

12/7/2010 7:19:46 AM

#1232928
TGRwulf

Wow, just fucking wow. GDIAF you scumbag.

12/7/2010 7:26:43 AM

#1232933
JohnTheAtheist

Yea, but only male fruit. Go figure.

12/7/2010 7:43:43 AM

#1232936


This guy should get AIDS himself

12/7/2010 7:52:48 AM

#1232938
name

Isn't this the same David Duke who ran the KKK for a while?

@GigaGuess

The site is criticizing not endorsing Duke's views. The link is a list of some of the worst things Duke said.

12/7/2010 7:56:38 AM

#1232940
clockworkgirl21

Eh. A stupid joke. I've told it often enough. But I just recognize it as a distasteful joke, not cheering for gays to die.

12/7/2010 7:58:56 AM

#1232943


Nothing screams "Christ" like joking about people dieing a horrible death.

Your's is truly the higher moral standard.

12/7/2010 8:02:28 AM

#1232946
aaa

Your death will bring great joy to me, Dave.

12/7/2010 8:08:55 AM

#1232948
Giveitaday

Of course you know the miracle of AIDS

Miracle, how in the fuck can even the most narrow minded of bigots consider AIDS to be a miracle? What kind of miracle kills indescriminately and without regard? Moreover, what kind of god performs a miracle that serves only to take life and cause pain and suffering?

It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables.

I'm sorry, but where is it that you idiot fucks get this stupid ass idea that gays are the only victims of AIDS? The number of heterosexuals infected, in the US alone, far outstrips the number of homosexuals infected. HIV did not begin in, nor has it ever been confined to, the homosexual community. HIV has spread through the heterosexual population since it first jumped species. To think or assert otherwise is nothing more than an ignorant and self deceptive fantasy.

Were HIV the "miracle" you claim it to be then one would expect it to strike only those whom your "god" wished it to, and not spread far and wide through the population or passed on to innocents through blood transfusions

12/7/2010 8:28:22 AM

#1232951
Zeus Almighty

Is this the same David Puke that the fine Republican people of Louisiana thought was a fine candidate for the U.S. Senate?

12/7/2010 8:36:28 AM

#1232963
John

Yeah. I can just see the AIDS virus saying "hmmm - is this guy a homo? No? Well I guess I won't invade his bloodstream."

12/7/2010 9:05:39 AM

#1232964
Shanya Almafeta

@ergo

Really? This guy's a Republican candidate?

12/7/2010 9:07:46 AM

#1232965
Anon-e-moose

"Of course you know the miracle of AIDS, we all do. It's the only disease that turns fruits into vegetables."

Of course, you know the miracle of science, we all do. It has effectively made Smallpox all but extinct. Malaria, Tetanus, Cholera, and the AIDS of it's time, Leprosy. All easily treatable today.

With gene-based cures being developed, the day can't come too soon when medical science takes away one more source of righteous indignation from you fundies.

Science. It's the only cure for the disease - fundieism - that turns the smug into the butthurt.

Like I say, the Smallpox Eradication Program from 1950-80. Science - 1, God - 0. HIV/AIDS' days are numbered.

12/7/2010 9:08:10 AM

#1232966


Nothing screams "Christ" like joking about people dieing a horrible death.

Your's is truly the higher moral standard.

12/7/2010 9:10:16 AM

#1232972
Brendan Rizzo

And the award for most offensive wordplay of the year goes to... David Duke!

12/7/2010 9:16:43 AM
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