Quote# 7793

['Is it ok to lie for God']

yes. the main goal should be to save people from hell. this is accomplished when they accept Jesus as their savior, and that should be done any means necessary..

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 27 Comments [9/7/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Crosis

If that's the main goal, you're doing a lousy job by being such a terrible ambassador for God.

9/7/2005 12:50:11 PM

Darth Wang

Does it ever strike these people how utterly irrational it is to attempt to coerce/force their beliefs on others based on something that *might* happen, yet there is absolutely no way of obtaining evidence for it, at all?

9/7/2005 10:05:16 PM

Rime

The fallout is amazing.

You could turn dozens away trying to save one. But that's okay to them because they were all hellbound anyway.

They were called to walk a very thin line and they've been rationalizing their mistakes far too often.

9/10/2005 2:45:24 AM

Nepthys1

I guess that little thing about bearing fales witness doesn't count? It's the ninth commandment; maybe they're ranked in order of importance,huh?????

9/10/2005 10:04:14 PM

Heretic Zero

You should start a group called 'Christian Dorks for Jesus.\" Christianity has been spreading lies about Christ for over two thousand years. God has always warned that those who lie by putting words in his mouth he never spoke are worse off than those who do not believe.

9/11/2005 6:53:37 PM

Jesse Custer

Nepthys - that commandment (believe it or not) only applies to lying in court, or in official business. Not to lying in the course of day to day life.

Little known fact ... but true.

9/12/2005 5:14:02 AM

Michelle Malkin

Comments like this are only one of the
reasons why I wouldn't trust a fundamentalist Christian with a rodent, let alone a human being. A lie
is a lie. If a religion needs to lie about itself, in order to trick people into believing in it, it isn't worth excrement. Why else would they fear telling the truth about their myth?

9/13/2005 2:47:29 AM

Kat

HAHAHAHA That is so funny.

12/24/2005 7:25:11 PM

szena

We knew it.

10/3/2007 4:09:05 AM

David B.

Now think what converted you, AngryNotice. Sure it wasn't another well meaning lie?

But of course there's the bible; a big book full of miracles that should convince you the Jesus is your saviour. Unless they're just more lies meant to do just that.

Ah but the bible is God's word, right? Or was that some good intentioned, ancient lie to convince a few unbelievers?

Come to think of it, what if God's been lying about this 'heaven' thing all along? After all, an 'enternal paradise' unconfirmably waiting for you in the afterlife in return for a lifetime of servitude? Sounds remarkably like a metaphysical 419 scam to me!

10/3/2007 4:57:39 AM

God Is Real Unless Declared Integer

Come to think of it, what if God's been lying about this 'heaven' thing all along? After all, an 'enternal paradise' unconfirmably waiting for you in the afterlife in return for a lifetime of servitude? Sounds remarkably like a metaphysical 419 scam to me!

*roflmao*

7/13/2008 6:46:53 PM

Feminazi

Commandment number nine disagrees.

7/13/2008 8:04:01 PM



Thou shalt not bear false testimony. Moron.

8/5/2008 10:56:04 AM

sexandviolence

9th Commandment, bitch?

12/4/2008 3:53:28 AM

Morrigan

Cute, really, and then you ask why you get hate

12/4/2008 4:02:48 AM

Belquer

K by your own rules your going to hell.

12/4/2008 4:11:25 AM

Auntie Christ

i prefer those guys who say that a chick has to fuck a guy to get him to sign up. i might accept Jesus in order to screw a cute christian virgin.

12/9/2008 11:38:58 PM

Axon

Lying for Jesus!

6/2/2009 9:02:51 PM

GigaGuess

Didn't Jesus himself say that lying for converts is still lying, and is still wrong?

6/3/2009 1:04:57 AM

Swedish Pagan

Not trying to push your myth on others might be a good start, not bringing up the topic every single time you have the smallest inkling of an opportunity to do so, that would also help your cause.

People of today will not get fed up with your bantering and join you to get you to shut up. We are too used to all the commercials and infomercials and spams and sponsoring, we just tune out the things that bore us.

6/3/2009 2:07:11 AM

David B.

So is it okay to lie about accepting Jesus as my saviour if it'll make you go away?

6/3/2009 2:39:54 AM

EvoPagan

Yet you bitch when the Muslims say the same thing.

6/3/2009 3:19:43 AM

Wautd

Fundamentalism in a nutshell: the end justifies the means

6/3/2009 6:56:56 AM

loser_sneeze

Wait, what would you need to lie about to make Jesus more appealing? Seriously, I'd love to know what else could possibly be said that isn't covered by the Jesus DID that because Jesus can DO anything. Nothing seems like a lie to these folks since everything is explained by the Bible.

What do these extra lies look like?

6/3/2009 7:00:28 AM

Anon-e-moose

"this is accomplished when they accept Jesus as their savior, and that should be done any means necessary.."

Even by breaking the 9th Commandment, which, if you need reminding (and it seems with fundies, they need to be reminded on a regular basis - if they ever actually READ their Bible!) is:

Thou shalt not bear false witness.

So there you have it. Hypocrisy for Jesus. But then as I always say: Hypocrisy, thy name is Fundie.

tl;dr: say what you like, AngryNotice, you're going to HELL!

6/3/2009 7:18:49 AM

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