"Some folks find it incredible that I believe the Earth is 6,000 years old."
Indeed, incredible, as in, without credit (ie. no evidence in support.}
"I find it incredible that highly educated people think we evolved from sludge or apes."
None of us believe we evolved from sludge or apes. From an ancestor coomon WITH the aopes, yes. And way, way, way back from very primitive lifeforms similar to those one might find living in marsh-muck today, yes. Not from sludge or apes.
"A keen study of our five senses should end any speculation at once and forever."
Because we have 5 senses that indicates we did not evolve from an ape-like ancestor? Ha! I don't imagine you would know a keen study if it introduced itself and wore a sign saying "I am a keen study."
"But they keep believing and promoting a lie from the master of lies."
I do not believe or promote anything you say.
"They are better off believing aliens seeded the planet a long time ago then to indulge in nonsense about evolution."
So, if I won't believe in your favorite fairy tale, I would be better off believing another fairy tale rather than the facts? Good thinking, wino.