I am a Sovereign Citizen of the Republic of Ohio, and represent myself as such at all times. I sign my Driver's License with "su juris U-CC-207" and my Automobile Registration with "Under Duress, All rights Reserved." A criminal courts judge saw that on my license last year and promptly dismissed a traffic ticket, asking the Officer, "Didn't you look at his license and see that?" When a police officer stops me, I ask him or her, "are you a Peace Officer, or a Policy Enforcer"? They always act with respect after that.
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'A criminal courts judge saw that on my license last year and promptly dismissed a traffic ticket, asking the Officer, "Didn't you look at his license and see that?"'
No. That is stupid and never happened.
Also, the term is 'sui juris'. If you subscribe to the Magic Words Theory of Law, you really ought to, you know, spell the magic words correctly.
They probably let you go because they realize you're a fucking mental case and they don't want to waste time arguing with you. But they're laughing their asses off once you leave.
And I just don't understand why anyone would be under duress for signing their automobile registration. If you don't want to sign it, then don't. Real "sovereign citizens" don't have their cars registered, anyway, but make their own license plates out of cardboard, and then shoot it out with the police when they get pulled over.
@Brendon
The "sovereign citizen" thing has been going on since at least the early 1990's among militia types who think that if they label themselves sovereign citizens, then they don't have to pay any taxes or follow any federal laws, etc. Of course it never works and they always lose in court when trying to defend themselves this way.
>>A criminal courts judge saw that on my license last year and promptly dismissed a traffic ticket<<
Obvious Troll Is Obvious.
Almost all traffic tickets are civil infractions. Criminal courts have more important things to deal with.
Another full-of-shit Troll peddling the soverign citizen nonesense, which they somehow believe is supported by the Uniform Commercial Code ("UCC"). 1/2 naivetee, coupled with 1/2 willful ignorance = Teabagger Sovereign Citizen.
Republic of Ohio
A criminal courts judge saw that on my license last year and promptly dismissed a traffic ticket
Just how serious was your infraction that your traffic ticket was handled by the criminal court? If it was that serious, I doubt any "sovereign citizenship" would protect you against prosecution.
They always act with respect after that.
That's because it's part of their training, learning how to avoid agravating a crazy person.
The main thing is, you sound like a complete nob and probably are one in real life. But, when you're an easily amused idiot like me, its nice to have an internet full of nob-heads like you to mock and be easily amused by. Be advised, you are doing a great job and are extremely useful, as are all the other fundies, dribbling morons, racists, conspiracy theorists, UFO nuts etc that make up the amusing part of the web.
This directly contradicts the brutal Police State enforcers featured in other conspiracies.
How odd. Usually, conspiracies are so very logically consistent and are internally consistent with each other's conspira...snort...AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I couldn't get through with a straight face, lol.
Confused?
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