['Anyone here ever have a panic attack thinking they have missed the rapture?']
I definitely have. I have actually called my daughter to make sure she was still here as she is the most righteous person I know. The thought of missing the rapture because of unrepentent sin or because I have let my relationship with Jesus slide terrifies me.
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I am assuming this poor person is a woman.What a shame that the church and almight gawd have pretty much brainwashed her into panic attacks and I am sure other mental illnesses.Someone should be jailed for doing this. How much money do you think she tithes everyweek,probably takes food off the table.
Interesting. I've never encountered that.
Why is it that people who act in this way are considered mentally sound, but people who wish to be picked up by the UFO behind the comet are loony? There isn't much difference between the two, aside from one having roots in a mainstream religion.
I guess that's enough. :(
I just came up with a great prank.
Find one of these crazy rapture people, evac all his neighbours, put clothes everywhere, and watch him freak out!
Jaded, I was thinking about doing a prank too, lol! Make a fake news report and send a feed in through her cable line talking about everyone suddenly disappearing and that the voice of God said everyone left will be forever damned :D
Then grab some popcorn and sit outside her house waiting for her to come running out screaming her head off, hehe
Excuse me, what line mam?
Oh, the Rapture Express left 30 minutes ago from pier 3.
We only have these budget trips to eternal torment left, interested?
Are we all wrong and Rapture Ready is really the nickname for a criminal insane asylum? These people are certifiably obsessed with dying, arrogantly self-righteous and self-centered as hell, and ghoulishly delighting in other's suffering. These are the least Christ-like people I have ever seen.
Oh what, you missed it? Oh yeah, we all just got raptured. it was pretty bitchin', but then we got bored so we went back to Earth. Want a T-shirt?
Wear your bible as a hat 24-7, and the rest of us will see this and remind you of your commitment:
"Sheep, did you know there's a bible on your head?"
@#711183: That means nothing. The Fundies are proud of being "the Lord's sheep."
Although I feel bad for Harley Thomas, considering that both he and this person are now officially known as "Sheep."
Also, I bet that not only was the daughter fucking someone when she got the call, I bet she regularly participates in kinky, bisexual orgies and is secretly a Wiccan. *Snickers.*
Holy crap the idiocy is painful. Don't they make medications you can take for this? And what if your daughter had missed this so called "rapture" as well? Would you drop a load upon finding out you and your daughter had missed it? A big, stinking, steaming pile of bull crap.
Do NOT attempt to prank these people. Do. Fucking. NOT. They will be so distraught they will probably kill themselves or their children or both. And you KNOW these are the kinds of people that own a gun.
These people aren't just stupid. They're crazy stupid.
Faking the Rapture and leaving them behind is one of the most cruel things I've heard of from ordinarily rational people.
And before you say, "chill bro it's cool we were just kidding relax lol" remember that IT WILL FUCKING HAPPEN EVENTUALLY. And if I don't say it beforehand, I'll be kicking myself when it does happen.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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