[On Obama and environmentalism.]
Furthermore, I'm starting to wonder if Obama likes to use the word "green" a lot as a signal to his Muslim followers. Green is the Muslim color. It's on some of their flags and if you watch the uprisings, you will see a lot of green. Obama likes to say we should go "green" and cut "pork" projects. The muzzies love that schumer.
It seems to me that Obama and his minions are trying to stir up rebellions in every country. Then he can swoop in and save the world.
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Green is also for environment. You didn't even know what a Muslim was or what Islam was until 9/12/2001. Green has been used even by your hero GW Bush.
Pork Projects is a term used by BOTH Republicunts and Democraps to describe excess spending.
You fail on your own strawman.
You can't honestly think this. Green has been used as the color of the environmental movement before the Muslims started using it. And speaking of the Muslims, you obviously haven't been paying attention to which Muslims have been using that color. Green is the symbol of the liberal and reasonable young Iranians who are against their government's evil and oppressive theocracy. I, for one, hope that they keep protesting enough to be successful in overthrowing their government.
Green is the Muslim color? Is that like pink and purple being the gay colors?
"Green" as a euphemism for environmentally sound comes from grass & trees being green, you dumbass. The more green we have on the planet, the better it is.
And "pork" has been a term used for wasteful government spending since at least the 1800's. The actual term is "pork-barrel spending" which goes back to the time when pork (and everything else) was shipped in barrels.
Sorry, Rizzo, green has been a sacred color in Islam since the 8th century, at least. Hardly surprising that a religion born in a desert would be gaga for the color of vegetation.
Or, or...here me out on this one, Jodie.
Maybe, Obama is a member of a political party that historically has supported pro-enviornmental causes and legislation, and he himself as a politician, or genuinely, may be for pro-envornmental causes. Think about it.
By the way. Have you ever heard of a rule known as Occam's Razor, Jodie?
"If you watch the uprisings, you'll see a lot of green"
No fucking shit, given that its the Libyan flag.
No, you fool, green is the color of leaves! That means he sympathizes the ELF (Ent Liberation Front)! We'll be enslaved by Treebeard and dragged off to Fangorn to work on their orchards! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
It seems to me that Obama and his minions are trying to stir up rebellions in every country. Then he can swoop in and save the world
Like the US is doing now, right?
"Then he can swoop in and save the world,"
The president is not Superman, or if he is why the frock aren't you voting for him???
@nutbunny
Green is a primary color only if you are talking about light, the primary colors being red, green and blue. I think that's limited to specialized fields like graphic design and computer programing. Most people go by pigment colors where the primary colors are red, yellow and blue, and green is a secondary color.
Muslims must love American money, you know, because it's green... Oh wait! No, they destroyed the World Trade Centre!
Ooh color association.
Republicans are red! Red is the color of the commies! Republicans are commies!
Hitler used a cross...occasionally. Hitler was a good christian!
Or you could just admit that this is all BS. But hey, why let logic get in the way of good story? Or indeed a bad one?
My god, you people still suck at making any funny jokes. Jesus Christ, it's like watching the most humorless pseudo-trolls (You want to patronize someone without being ridiculed, apparently) mangle all the potential of a joke into a fish.
I actually stopped going to this site, cold turkey, for about a year because of how annoying, patronizing and bland you people are
Go back to the XKCD forums.
You fool! It's obvious that Obama is sending signals to his alien friends. And I'm not talking about Mexicans. You see, "green" is the color of there flesh (as in, "little green men") while "pork" is what human tastes like (aliens also eat human flesh).
It's all so obvious. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
You are dum. What you just posted, just made us who reaad it stupider people. You killed brain cells.
If you are proud of your country and want its best, you should give back your voting rights and avoid tacking publicly about politics in order to protect as many humans as possible.
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