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In the last 15 years, I'd bet that not one single person has been kicked out for "Being Gay", except those that have gone straight to the command and demanded to be kicked out (for other reasons, or as an activist statement to get attention). We've had people with "Gay Pride" stickers on their cars and the Command looked the other way. In my last year in the Army, we had a soldier in our unit, that painted his fingernails, talked with a serious lisp, pranced around and openly talked about how much dick he sucked. Seriously. Everyone was too scared to say shit to the Command for fear of being punished. The Command knew he was openly gay and did nothing. This kid is a walking bag of HIV. This kid is not simply "Gay" (which no one would really care about), this kid is a Fag. He's every bit of someone you would not dare depend on to save your life. If I were still in, I'd seriously consider becoming a conscientious objector, and getting out. Let the "Gays" have the military. Let it collapse. The screaming, crying 2% of society have gotten their way. Don't think for one f*ing second it's going to stop here. Within one year, you'll hear the gays scream to get married in the military, draw housing pay for their gay "Partners", get tuition payments for their partners, medical treatment, yada-yada-ya. Within the next two years, you'll be hearing about trans-gender soldiers that need a sex change at Walter Reed and men wearing womens uniforms and women wearing mens.

KCJ, Moonbattery 75 Comments [3/9/2011 8:47:23 AM]
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Hertzyscowicz

In the last 15 years, I'd bet that not one single person has been kicked out for "Being Gay", except those that have gone straight to the command and demanded to be kicked out (for other reasons, or as an activist statement to get attention)

Well, it just so happens that I have a lot of extra cash lying about. How much exactly are you willing to bet?

He's every bit of someone you would not dare depend on to save your life.

Oh, I'm certain there was somebody in your unit matching that description.

Don't think for one f*ing second it's going to stop here. Within one year, you'll hear the gays scream to get married in the military, draw housing pay for their gay "Partners", get tuition payments for their partners, medical treatment, yada-yada-ya.

Oh, you mean *gasp* be treated like everyone else in the military?

Within the next two years, you'll be hearing about trans-gender soldiers that need a sex change at Walter Reed and men wearing womens uniforms and women wearing mens.

Yeah, I'll get right back to you in two years' time.

3/9/2011 9:04:19 AM

DevilsChaplain

"If I were still in, I'd seriously consider becoming a conscientious objector, and getting out. Let the "Gays" have the military. Let it collapse."

Spoken like a true patriot. So much for the notion that the right loves America or "supports the troops."

3/9/2011 9:11:50 AM

Zeus Almighty

"Within one year, you'll hear the gays scream to get married in the military, draw housing pay for their gay "Partners", get tuition payments for their partners, medical treatment, yada-yada-ya."

Gays want to be treated like real people. Waaaaaah!
Help, help I'm being repressed.
Also, I'd bet dollars to pocket lint this keyboard kommando never made it through boot camp if he indeed signed up for the military. Unless he was serving on the MASH set unit with Cpl. Klinger ...

3/9/2011 9:22:00 AM



In my last year in the Army, we had a soldier in our unit, that painted his fingernails, talked with a serious lisp, pranced around and openly talked about how much dick he sucked.....

But he turned me down and now I can't stop thinking about him

3/9/2011 9:33:18 AM

Felis >:3

I read the part about how the alleged "gay soldier" was able to paint his nails, a serious breach of uniform regulations, and I immediately realised that this is a load of BULLSHIT.

3/9/2011 9:51:58 AM

Vesus

yeah yeah, the sky is falling. gays destroying america, yadda yadda yadda...we've heard all this before. Call me when any of these asinine "predictions" actually come true.

3/9/2011 10:10:46 AM

Arctic Knight

"In the last 15 years, I'd bet that not one single person has been kicked out for "Being Gay", except those that have gone straight to the command and demanded to be kicked out (for other reasons, or as an activist statement to get attention)."

You lost that bet before anyone could even accept it. I personally know two who were discharged for being gay and the Servicemembers Legal Defense Network (SLDN) will be more than happy to show you more.

3/9/2011 10:22:06 AM

Allegory for Jesus

"Within one year, you'll hear the gays scream to get married in the military, draw housing pay for their gay "Partners", get tuition payments for their partners, medical treatment, yada-yada-ya."

HORROR UPON HORRORS!
Seriously, not a big deal for what you can muster for a slippery slope "woe is us!" story.

And also: "walking bag of HIV"? Go f* yourself.

*- uck

3/9/2011 10:28:46 AM

Argle Bargle

The closest KCJ came to wearing a uniform was when he bought camo pants at a military surplus store.

3/9/2011 10:32:32 AM

Swede

I just felt a big "SO WHAT?" at reading those last lines.

Please present evidence that the "Fag" has HIV, otherwise shut the fuck up!
More heterosexuals have HIV than homosexuals, stupid. And, that's partly why; people think they are safe with a person of the opposite sex, and don't use condoms.

3/9/2011 10:38:09 AM

Z

What does it take for these people to ever look at another country? Plenty of countries have allowed openly homosexual service members for a long time, treated homosexual relationships as valid, and just generally treated homosexuals as human beings for a long time now.. And they haven't crashed and burned.

But no, I guess that's never a valid comparison. As soon as gay rights come to America, it somehow suddenly spells doom and disaster.

3/9/2011 11:17:24 AM

JohnTheAtheist

Wait, he had a lisp?

3/9/2011 11:20:34 AM

Mister Spak

Then KCJ held his breath until he turned blue.

3/9/2011 11:20:55 AM

GigaGuess

Part 1

In the last 15 years, I'd bet that not one single person has been kicked out for "Being Gay", except those that have gone straight to the command and demanded to be kicked out (for other reasons, or as an activist statement to get attention).
No, at least under DADT, they were merely disallowed to ask if you are homosexual. If it was revealed you were, you could still be discharged. This means if you were outed, not just by sashaying up to your CO, and planting a big wet one on him.

We've had people with "Gay Pride" stickers on their cars and the Command looked the other way.
Possibly because a sticker doesn;t count as reliable proof, or because the higher ups on your base didn't see the point in firing people because of who they fucked. However all it would take is one person to go over their heads to cause trouble.

In my last year in the Army, we had a soldier in our unit, that painted his fingernails, talked with a serious lisp, pranced around and openly talked about how much dick he sucked.
First, interesting. I'm pretty sure it's a dire breach of uniform for a woman to wear makeup, let alone nail polish. A man would not even have precedent on his side. Second, if the guy was talking abuot how many bitches he got to blow him, you'd be okay with it?

Seriously. Everyone was too scared to say shit to the Command for fear of being punished.
And then Queen Carlotta personally came to inspect the troops, and commanded them into the 21 Cock Salute Orgy. And then Puff the Magic Dragon looked down on it, and smiled.

3/9/2011 11:29:53 AM

GigaGuess

Part 2

The Command knew he was openly gay and did nothing. This kid is a walking bag of HIV.
And this is where your little tale utterly falls apart. If someone, gay, straight, bisexual, asexual, pansexual, what-the-fuck-ever has HIV, they CANNOT serve, for health concerns. And they are screened regularly. So I see one of two things:
1.) This flaming, lisping, prancing queer is merely a guy who looked a little too long at you in the shower, and you ached for a little more, or
2.) This whole tale is spun from your fevered imagination.

This kid is not simply "Gay" (which no one would really care about), this kid is a Fag.
And you're not merely a bigot, you're an asshole.

He's every bit of someone you would not dare depend on to save your life.
I'd consider the same of you. If you saw me on the street dying, and got a whiff of the fact that I was gay, I have ten bucks that says you'd leave me to die, without a second thought.

If I were still in, I'd seriously consider becoming a conscientious objector, and getting out.
By all means. Show the world how little you think of the vow you made. You know, to defend the country, not to defend the country unless it means having to deal with a goddamn queer in your squad.

3/9/2011 11:31:00 AM

Sasha

Let the "Gays" have the military. Let it collapse.

And when the military performs just fine with gay and lesbian soldiers, start yelling that it's discriminating against straight people who aren't "allowed" to join. Because some people aren't happy unless they have something to bitch about.

3/9/2011 11:34:09 AM

GigaGuess

Part 3

Let the "Gays" have the military. Let it collapse. The screaming, crying 2% of society have gotten their way.
What, to be able to serve without having to worry about someone spotting them on the street holding another guy's hand? HORROR!

Don't think for one f*ing second it's going to stop here. Within one year, you'll hear the gays scream to get married in the military, draw housing pay for their gay "Partners", get tuition payments for their partners, medical treatment, yada-yada-ya.
So...we'll have the nerve to demand the same things our straight counterparts have? Yeah, I can see how unfair and selfish that is...we should realize our place as a sub class, and be happy we're allowed in the house, provided we don't draw any attention to ourselves.

Within the next two years, you'll be hearing about trans-gender soldiers that need a sex change at Walter Reed and men wearing womens uniforms and women wearing mens.
*Sigh* Yes, suddenly a strictly enforced dress code will crumble because all gay men are child-molesting cross dressing rapists, who all want you so bad we can barely contain ourselves in your awesome presence, why I'm getting hard just th-*snerk*

Sorry, I almost made it with a straight face.

3/9/2011 11:34:47 AM

nazani14

A gay you need to know: Prinz Eugen von Savoyen, noted for being ghey even in an age when men wore bows on their high heels. Without this guy, you might well be speaking Turkish.
Philippe de Orleans, the crossdressing brother of Louis XIV could get dangerous, too- see Battle of Cassel.

3/9/2011 11:39:44 AM

feralboy12

Nice use of the weasel phrase "I'd bet," weasel.
Conscientious objector? You? I take it to mean that you would consider lying about your beliefs to get out of the military. Which makes you "every bit of someone you would not dare depend on to save your life."
And you forgot the bit about dogs and cats sleeping together, you stupid panicky cupcake son-of-a-bitch.

3/9/2011 11:52:03 AM

DinosaurRidinJeebus

"The screaming, crying 2% of society have gotten their way."


Whine moar bro. So only 2 percent of society isn't bigots? I call bullshit.

3/9/2011 12:26:56 PM

Anon

>>In the last 15 years, I'd bet that not one single person has been kicked out for "Being Gay"<<

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Choi

Your Argument Is Invalid

(yes, KCJ would immediately claim that Lt. Choi chose to be discharged as an "activist statement". But there are 450 people in the Knights Out group that Choi works with)

3/9/2011 12:39:46 PM

K

Hold on a second... This is a lie. Moonbattery made up everything in this story. Too many inconsistencies. Not clever enough to be a Poe, just someone talking out of hs ass.

3/9/2011 12:45:41 PM

F

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Swede

More heterosexuals have HIV than homosexuals, stupid.
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Actually, MORE HOMOsexuals are living with HIV than HETEROsexuals. This is an undeniable fact.
http://www.avert.org/usa-statistics.htm
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/msm/index.htm

3/9/2011 1:21:40 PM

DevilsChaplain

@F

Are we just doing U.S.A. statistics here or are we talking global? You seem to be correct on the U.S. but I'm not sure about HIV/AIDS in heterosexuals versus homosexuals globally.

3/9/2011 1:41:46 PM

Sayna

Felis @ #1265210

Yes! That and the "men wearing womens uniforms" and vice versa. There ARE no differences between most of the uniforms! No distinct ones, anyway, that I've noticed in the Air Force. The ABUs are the same and the blues are only different in that hats have a different shape and the women have the option to wear skirts. Other than that they look almost exactly the same.

And GigaGuess, I've seen women wear a little bit of natural-looking, subtle makeup but no nail polish.

(Husband is in the Air Force)

3/9/2011 1:41:57 PM
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