I am hopeful that as the children of Creationists are removed from the mind numbing effects of evolutionary teaching, and into private and home schools, they will emerge as an army of Creationist scientists establishing and equipping their own labs and data gathering facilities and their field techs capable of “world wide travel.” Meanwhile, evolutionists are dumbing down their children with erroneous theories that bring despair and hopelessness to mankind, giving rise to drugs and violence. Sad. Who'd wanna be them?
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Creationist scientists establishing and equipping their own labs and data gathering facilities
I am trying to imagine what these “creationist scientists” would actually do in these labs and facilities, but aside from (selectively) reading the bible (and maybe some Chick tracts) I can come up with nothing.
Yeah, just look at that army of Muslim Creationist scientists that have emerged from the Middle East since the 1600's or so. Oh wait, you can't, as that has been a black hole of lack of education, since the fundamentalists took over...
So, how do these labs and data gathering facilities and field techs work for you? Have you made any progress, whatsoever? Have you even started building the labs?
If they're erroneous, they won't stay theories, stupid. Evolution is indeed giving rise to drugs, medical ones, that is. We can now keep AIDS in check, and several types of cancer can now be cured in a majority of the cases. Yup! I wanna be them alright, rather than Hovind in is jail cell.
"they will emerge as an army of Creationist scientists establishing and equipping their own labs and data gathering facilities and their field techs capable of “world wide travel.”
"theories that bring despair and hopelessness to mankind, giving rise to drugs and violence."
@ QED
Perhaps Un hasn't ever ventured far from the trailer park or basement, and doesn't really believe in it. You know; air travel, space missions, medicine, those lying scientists.
Can't you just hope that The Rapture will happen today like the rest of your ilk?
Frankly, The Rapture happening today seems slightly more likely than creationists ever getting a positive result in a laboratory. After all, The Rapture is, by definition, a unique event, completely without precedent. Creationists have decades of documented failure behind their efforts.
I am hopeful that as the children of scientists are removed from the mind numbing effects of religious teaching, they will emerge as an army of secular scientists establishing and equipping the best science labs the world has ever seen, finding cures for diseases, increasing and extending the quality of life, and finding more ways to feed the hungry. Meanwhile, creationists are dumbing(sic) down their children with erroneous "creation science" theories that man walked with dinosaurs and the earth is only 6000 years old; this erroneous "science" cannot be used in any way to benefit mankind. Sad. Who'd wanna be them?
Isn't that what you wanted to say?
Confused?
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