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BOYCE and BOICE are two demons that interfere with any electronic equipment, i.e., phone, computer, printer, automobile, etc. If something malfunctions, command these two demons to leave your equipment, in the name of Jesus. We get many emails saying this worked. If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem.

Gene Moody, Demonbusters.com 133 Comments [3/15/2011 6:06:25 PM]
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Best antivirus ever

3/15/2011 6:08:37 PM


Not the demon thing again. Seriously? I can't imagine living in a world populated by fairies and demons.

What a douche.

3/15/2011 6:10:18 PM


takes breath.

3/15/2011 6:12:00 PM

The Dude

Well - at least he had the presence of mind enough to cover his ass if the exorcism does not work.

3/15/2011 6:14:26 PM


well, he was more use than that phone call I just had with BT internet support.

3/15/2011 6:16:36 PM


I always knew Bose cost so much for inferior equipment! You're getting demons as a value added package!

3/15/2011 6:22:00 PM

Doubting Thomas

If it does not work, demons are not causing the problem.

How convenient. If it does work, the prayer gets the credit, if not, demons weren't the cause. It's a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation.

And as someone who dabbles in electronics as a hobby, I can honestly say that I've never run across any demons. Nor do demons figure into any electronic theory. Letting the smoke out of components that they put in at the factory, however, actually does.

3/15/2011 6:27:45 PM


So wait. The problem with your technology is magic demons infesting them, and not just the work of some bored college kid and/or your own ineptitude?

And you call us the crazy ones for disbelieving in this nonsense.

3/15/2011 6:28:01 PM


Sure you do buddy...

3/15/2011 6:28:43 PM


...what the fuck were they doing before a couple decades ago?

100 CE, Hell:

SATAN: Hey, you two, what the hell are you doin? All I ever see is you two sittin around here twiddlin your thumbs. Go torture some humans or somethin!

BOYCE: No, man, no... we're waiting for 'em to invent electronics so that we can inhabit them and annoy them with something we're callin, uh...

BOICE: Feedback. Auditory feedback, boss. It's REALLY gonna piss 'em off in fifteen, twenty centuries. Just you wait!

SATAN: Seriously? That's your plan? Annoy 'em in a few thousand years? ... good job, guys. Good job.

3/15/2011 6:30:04 PM


Unfucking believable.

3/15/2011 6:34:17 PM


I guess I was just wasting my time updating my antivirus scanner and maintaining my car.

3/15/2011 6:42:37 PM

Isn't this a repost? I remember these Boyce fellas.

3/15/2011 6:49:28 PM


This is a tech support story just waiting to happen. I've heard all the good ones about people who don't know where the power cord goes and think the disc drive is a coffee holder. Can't recall ever hearing one about demons.

Someone tell me when it happens. Sure to be gold.

3/15/2011 6:56:54 PM


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3/15/2011 6:57:31 PM

My computer has daemons, but not demons.

3/15/2011 6:59:49 PM


And if it doesn't work you'll never know because the person can't send emails. Sounds like the next perfect scam!

3/15/2011 7:14:25 PM


In the name of Steve Jobs, and of Bill Gates, and of the Richard Stallman. RAmen.

Lord Binary, Who was designed to store by Your special processes the applications, programs, and the ability of your fuctions programed, the RAM: grant to us, your servants, that we may merit to enjoy and refreshed by Your programs, executing from the bus cache.

3/15/2011 7:33:08 PM

Percy Q. Shunn

3/15/2011 7:54:12 PM

John Marley

OH NOES!! I (and all other electronics techs) have been obsoleted! What am I going to do?

Oh, wait. No.

You're a moron.

3/15/2011 7:58:51 PM


On the up side, it turns out this works about as well to fix something as calling your granddaughter who really has better things to do than glower at your printer for a few hours and try to explain to you that it probably should have been replaced seven or eight years ago.

3/15/2011 8:04:19 PM


*headdesk* Please be parody, please be parody. There is no way the people on that site can be for real.

3/15/2011 8:17:24 PM

Jamaican Castle

I think their real problem is that they're not using enough sacred oil, or their parts weren't properly consecrated first. You see it a lot in these cut-rate AdMech seminaries.

The only solution is to have your local tech-priest hold an exorcism. Or I suppose you could replace it, but only if you dispose of the old one properly - you don't want any stray corruption floating around, now do you?

This message brought to you by Magos Tayber of the Adeptus Mechanicus, most divine relays of the Omnissiah. (and viewers like you.)

3/15/2011 8:18:26 PM


Demons sent you those emails.

3/15/2011 8:21:52 PM


Thank you, dipshit, I haven't done a spit-take in years!

3/15/2011 8:37:52 PM

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